Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everybody! Time to meet Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Evil...meet my ASSBAT! NT: Inappropriate State Slogans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate State Slogans. Idaho: the Best Place to be White! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate State Slogans. Florida: There's a reason we're shaped like a penis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oklahoma: So what if we promised the land to you? We've got all the guns! Nyah! NT: Signs you're dating a Demon from Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Honey? I'd like you to meet my Mother, Lilith." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you're dating a Demon from Hell. "I love the pointed tail and all, hun. But could you please quit wrapping it around my neck when we make out?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Really...daddy is great. Just be careful not to comment about his horns and pointy tail...because if you do, he'll get out his red pointy staff and poke you with it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst... Seanaci... new Topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sorry...had to post it...was too good not to...:sweat: Inappropriate times to propose marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Marry me! If you're going to do that, MARRY ME!" "Dammit, alright. Now turn your head and cough Mister Davis!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sorry I'm a bit late for your dad's funeral, but I wanted to pick up this ring for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Inappropriate times to propose marriage. "Well, here I am, ready to enter the convent and take my vow of celibacy! Is there something you wanted to tell me, Hugo?" NT: Signs that your college professor is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your college professor is out of his mind. "Got my mid-term assignment from Prof. Marvin. He wants me to build a PU-238 Explosive Space Modulator?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay. To hold the tesla coil at this end of the chain. Doug, touch the metal outlet casing over there..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your college professor is out of his mind. I only wear the lead suit to work out, there's nothing to worry about. NT: Ineffective battle cries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I only wear the lead suit to work out, there's nothing to worry about. NT: Ineffective battle cries. "Not the face! Not the face!" (Thank you, Arthur *G*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective Battle cries. COUGH UP THE SKITTLES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "FORK!" NT: Signs your signficant other has superpowers he or she doesn't know about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your signficant other has superpowers he or she doesn't know about. Huh... I can feel my penis, but I can't see it... honey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your signficant other has superpowers he or she doesn't know about. "You cleaned the entire house while I was gone?" "Yes, is something odd about that?" "Well, I was only gone long enough to get he mail from the mailbox." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Faster than a speeding bullet, indeed." NT: You know it's going to be a weird day when . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know it's going to be a weird day when . . . Japanese submarines torpedo every yellow cab in New York city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know it's going to be a weird day when . . . ...you wake up to your cat sitting on your chest, and he says--in a distinct James-Earl-Jones-ish voice--"Dude, we need to talk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...when you wake up at 3:45 in the morning because the voice of the muzzein from the neighboring village cracked and went high and girly in the middle of the call to prayer. Poor bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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