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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"Really...daddy is great. Just be careful not to comment about his horns and pointy tail...because if you do, he'll get out his red pointy staff and poke you with it."

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"Marry me! If you're going to do that, MARRY ME!"

"Dammit, alright. Now turn your head and cough Mister Davis!"

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"Okay. To hold the tesla coil at this end of the chain. Doug, touch the metal outlet casing over there..."

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NT: Ineffective Battle cries.

 

COUGH UP THE SKITTLES!

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NT: Signs your signficant other has superpowers he or she doesn't know about.

 

Huh... I can feel my penis, but I can't see it... honey?

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NT: Signs your signficant other has superpowers he or she doesn't know about.

"You cleaned the entire house while I was gone?"

 

"Yes, is something odd about that?"

 

"Well, I was only gone long enough to get he mail from the mailbox."

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...when you wake up at 3:45 in the morning because the voice of the muzzein from the neighboring village cracked and went high and girly in the middle of the call to prayer. Poor bastard.

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