The Main Man Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A monkey with a cigar and roller skates. NT: The first CU supervillain to post here on the HERO Forums and their first post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi I'm Menton and by reading even one letter of this post you are now under my control. PM me with your bank details and I'll be making a withdrawl soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The first CU supervillain to post here on the HERO Forums and their first post "Hi, this is Doctor Destroyer, and my favorite anime is . . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The first CU supervillain to post here on the HERO Forums and their first post Gronnd wud kikk Thors a** NT: Where you keep your disintegrator pistol so you can find it in need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where you keep your disintegrator pistol so you can find it in need Under the kitchen sink, right next to the Formula 409. You know, for those really tough stains.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In my cold dead hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where you keep your disintegrator pistol so you can find it in need The same place Captain Jack keeps his. That's all you need to know. NT: Inanimate objects that make you long for a disintegrator pistol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A banana when running from an attacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The same place Captain Jack keeps his. That's all you need to know. NT: Inanimate objects that make you long for a disintegrator pistol. Cars with sound systems that 'boom thump' the neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inanimate objects that make you long for a disintegrator pistol. Several of my coworkers. I've watched them, they qualify as inanimate. NT: First lines of the worst poems ever written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi, I'm John McCain and I approve this poem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: First lines of the worst poems ever written. "I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree." Seriously, you can't come up with a worse poem than Joyce Kilmer's "Trees". Just starting that one would send Vogons diving for cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh freddled gruntbuggling..." NT: Don't Pulparize it, Ninja-ize it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Several of my coworkers. I've watched them, they qualify as inanimate. NT: First lines of the worst poems ever written. "Throbbing, quivering, shivering-hard Thrusting, Shoving, swinging-enthused Shaking, twisting, pressing-enamored Clicking, sticking, tapping-and My Wii is used" From "Ode to My Wii" (WOW, you guys post fast) NT: Don't Pulparize it, Ninja-ize it! A great pair of legs came into my office I recognized the dragon clan mark tattoo and killed her before she could enter in fully What am I? Stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Don't Pulparize it, Ninja-ize it! O What a Beautiful Mornin' O What a beautiful Day I got a Beautifu AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH. NT: Ninja Campaign ads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ninja Campaign ads Image: Body (seen from behind) slumped over the little table of a ballot-filling booth; blood dripping from one elbow. Vote properly. You know. We know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The entire ad is invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ninja Campaign ads "Vote Yes on Proposition 24! Remember, Proposition 24 is for families! For education! And for the death of pirates everywhere!" NT: Pirate campaign ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! *Spit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pirate campaign ads. Arrrrrr ya gonna vote for Cap'n Blackbeard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pirate campaign ads. This is your one chance. Vote ... so that there will be enough rum. EDIT: Doh, that's three. NT: Other ways to make sure there's enough rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *Nudge* Psst Cancer...New Topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *Nudge* Psst Cancer...New Topic You posted as I edited it in. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to make sure there's enough rum. "Gentlemen! We must act with our full military strength! Start Operation: Jamaican Freedom immediately!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to make sure there's enough rum. Get all the pirates to start attending AA meetings. That way there'll be more for the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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