CrosshairCollie Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was And they'll continue singing it forever just because (next verse, same as the first) NT: Psst. Hastur. Pass it on. "Hastur? Hastur? Hastur who?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hyuk Hyuk! NT: Psst. Hastur. Pass it on. "Ya Hastur pay da toll if ya wants ta cross da bridge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Psst. Hastur. Pass it on. Thanks. My mashed potatoes just aren't the same without Hastur on them. NT: Subtle signs that your next-door neighbor is a Cthulhu cultist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your next-door neighbor is a Cthulhu cultist. He's bulldozed his house and replaced it with an odd hut with nothing but round rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your next-door neighbor is a Cthulhu cultist. The name "Bel-Shamaroth" really upsets him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His 'relatives' look a bit frog like and have an odd fishy odour. NT: Prince Charles turned 60 on November 14th. Ways for people to help him celebrate. (Difficulty no removal of his mother and no Camilla jokes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Prince Charles turned 60 on November 14th. Ways for people to help him celebrate. (Difficulty no removal of his mother and no Camilla jokes) Invade Tierra del Fuego. It'll go nicely with the Falklands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Prince Charles turned 60 on November 14th. Ways for people to help him celebrate. (Difficulty no removal of his mother and no Camilla jokes) No removal of mother and no Camilla... geez what's left...hmmmm...Oh I got it... Send him a copy of the movie "Dumbo"... y'know, because of the ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Prince Charles turned 60 on November 14th. Ways for people to help him celebrate. (Difficulty no removal of his mother and no Camilla jokes) Send him biographies of Kings Charles I and II of England. NT: Sushi-based super-powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sushi-based super-powers. Stunning Breath. A nausea-based Entangle. Parasitic Infection. EB with delayed onset and Gradual Effect. Here Fishy Fishy Fishy. Transform into bait. "I Know What Is Good And What Isn't". Mind Control; makes the victim pretentious about what is and what isn't "authentic Japanese cuisine." Turning Japanese. Mind Control; makes the target uncritically enthusiastic about Japanese culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send him biographies of Kings Charles I and II of England. NT: Sushi-based super-powers. RAW FISH?!: *insert game effects for vomitting* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The power to roll up people the way you roll up rice. NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good day to join the Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good day to join the Army. "That troop surge worked so well in Iraq that we're going to do one in Afghanistan, too. And we're already making plans for Iran, North Korea, and Venezuela!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good day to join the Army. A whole bunch of demons turn up going 'Goody Fresh Meat !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good day to join the Army. Your drill sgt. come out and says... "Well, Gol-ly" NT: Biggest shock occurring at this years TV Land Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A bolt of electricity hits the audience and the presenters. (That's what I call a big shock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest shock occurring at this years TV Land Awards That anybody actually watches them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Betty White beats Mary Tyler Moore down with Sgt. Schultz's helmet. NT: Most unexpected appointment made by Barack Obama to his cabinet: Difficulty: No reference to Hillary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Betty White beats Mary Tyler Moore down with Sgt. Schultz's helmet. NT: Most unexpected appointment made by Barack Obama to his cabinet: Difficulty: No reference to Hillary. Osama Bin Laden as Secretary of Defense. Who better to get into the mind of Al-Queda than the Mind Of Al-Queda? (Joke courtesy Assif Mandvi of the Daily Show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most unexpected appointment made by Barack Obama to his cabinet: Difficulty: No reference to Hillary. George W. Bush as Secretary of Offense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most unexpected appointment made by Barack Obama to his cabinet: Difficulty: No reference to Hillary. Richard Simmons, Secretary of Health and Human Services. NT: Ironic ways for Richard Simmons to die horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ironic ways for Richard Simmons to die horribly. Choking on a piece of foie gras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ironic ways for Richard Simmons to die horribly. "Richard Simmons died today at the age of 63. He was crushed to death in a group hug by a group of excited 400 pound women... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ironic ways for Richard Simmons to die horribly. Richard Simmons was bludgeoned to death today by David Letterman when Simmons refused to stop standing on Letterman's furniture. NT: Thanksgiving surprises at Barack Obama's house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Richard Simmons was bludgeoned to death today by David Letterman when Simmons refused to stop standing on Letterman's furniture. NT: Thanksgiving surprises at Barack Obama's house The presidential puppy eats all the turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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