Cancer Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're on Santa's Naughty List. You've been contacted by Klaus Sold Fuels, Inc., asking where your inlet chute is for the 1.2 tons of low-grade bituminous coal scheduled for delivery the afternoon of December 24. NT: Your calculator has a couple of buttons you've never used and don't know what they're for. You stumble across the manual for the calculator, look them up, and it turns out ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your calculator has a couple of buttons you've never used and don't know what they're for. You stumble across the manual for the calculator' date=' look them up, and it turns out ...[/quote'] they control the Secretary of Education. The President, Vice President and Secretary of Defence being too well protected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You've been contacted by Klaus Sold Fuels, Inc., asking where your inlet chute is for the 1.2 tons of low-grade bituminous coal scheduled for delivery the afternoon of December 24. NT: Your calculator has a couple of buttons you've never used and don't know what they're for. You stumble across the manual for the calculator, look them up, and it turns out ... I just created a black hole by trying to use them to divide by 0. WHOOPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your calculator has a couple of buttons you've never used and don't know what they're for. You stumble across the manual for the calculator' date=' look them up, and it turns out ...[/quote'] That thirty minutes after you press them some guy shows up with a pizza. NT: The only pizza toppings served in Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The only pizza toppings served in Hell. Cheese, pepperoni, or vegetarian pizzas. Oh, I thought you were talking about the pizzas served in our work cafeteria. Sorry, I get that place and Hell confused a lot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That thirty minutes after you press them some guy shows up with a pizza. NT: The only pizza toppings served in Hell. Anchovies and sauerkraut. And souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That thirty minutes after you press them some guy shows up with a pizza. NT: The only pizza toppings served in Hell. It depends, for each person gets the topping they most hate... and no, you can't swap with your hellmates; this is Hell, not the school cafeteria NT: Signs your IQ just jumped 100 points over night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your IQ just jumped 100 points over night Uh... what do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm not phobic anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your IQ just jumped 100 points over night I can come up with incredibly witty and brilliant responses to posts on bulletin boards/forums NT: Signs your IQ has not, actually, changed over night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your IQ has not' date=' actually, changed over night.[/quote'] I woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your IQ has not' date=' actually, changed over night.[/quote'] I still have a losing lottery ticket in my wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your IQ has not' date=' actually, changed over night.[/quote'] I tried to explain the basics of Quantum Mechanics to some co-workers last night, and at the end of the conversation nobody had the slightest idea in hell what I was talking about--including me. Especially me. New Topic: Things you can talk about at work, but nowhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Luxembourg. It is considered a great faux pas to mention it outside work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you can talk about at work' date=' but nowhere else.[/quote'] Numerical hydrodynamics and radiative transfer in stellar atmospheres, relaxing the assumption about local thermodynamic equilibrium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Office gossip. NT: If you could really communicate with your pet just as you do with people, what would you tell them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You watch for the cops while I rob the bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Office gossip. NT: If you could really communicate with your pet just as you do with people, what would you tell them ? So...want to game? I'll GM... I'm used to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you could really communicate with your pet just as you do with people' date=' what would you tell them ?[/quote'] No, the ham's all gone. So's the bacon. And the lunchmeat. We ate all the roast beef, too. You want some of the beans? No, there's no leftovers besides the pasta you don't like. We're out of cream. No, I will not open a can of tuna just for you. Yes, I'm sure. No, there's no salmon in the fridge. Or halibut. No, you may not look in the freezer. No, I will not open that can of Spam. Yes, you can have a piece of jerky, but it's the peppered kind and you don't like that. Look, I'm just making a PBJ for my lunch, and we've already established that you don't like bread, or peanut butter, or raspberry jam. No, I will not take the cover off the butter dish and let you lick the butter. Look, you get dinner in the evenings, OK? Just wait for then. Sigh. NT: Things your pet would insist on talking about if it could talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things your pet would insist on talking about if it could talk. Herself. She's a cat. They're narcissistic like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Star: "Look at me !!!" Stripes: "Is it treat time yet ?" Even if she just ate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things your pet would insist on talking about if it could talk. Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! I'm ignoring you. Wait, where do you think you're going? Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! NT: Old songs you wish you could completely, permanently, forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! I'm ignoring you. Wait, where do you think you're going? Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! NT: Old songs you wish you could completely, permanently, forget. Anything and everything by Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's a Small World After All....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Old songs you wish you could completely' date=' permanently, forget.[/quote'] "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was And they'll continue singing it forever just because (next verse, same as the first) NT: Psst. Hastur. Pass it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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