Enforcer84 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Zo my archnemesis is a platypus, VHAT OF IT??!!" NT: Things you'll never hear in a James Bond movie (not necessarily spoken by Bond). "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to ...pay for all of this. And you're marrying my daughter you pistol packing cassanova!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'll never hear in a James Bond movie (not necessarily spoken by Bond). Can't we all just get along ? NT: Where exactly has Death Tribble been for the last four days ? (Difficulty: No mention of the status quo ie at his PC in London, no mention of Gillian Anderson and no mention of Lolth). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where exactly has Death Tribble been for the last four days ? (Difficulty: No mention of the status quo ie at his PC in London' date=' no mention of Gillian Anderson and no mention of Lolth).[/quote'] Wastin' away again in Margaritaville, looking for his lost shaker of salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where exactly has Death Tribble been for the last four days ? (Difficulty: No mention of the status quo ie at his PC in London' date=' no mention of Gillian Anderson and no mention of Lolth).[/quote'] Consoling Sarah Palin on the humiliating defeat and subsequential b**ch slap from the McCain campaign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where exactly has Death Tribble been for the last four days ? (Difficulty: No mention of the status quo ie at his PC in London' date=' no mention of Gillian Anderson and no mention of Lolth).[/quote'] An extra-difficult session with his moonlighting job, as the head of an oversized deck mop for one of the boats in the Russian nuclear submarine fleet after a substantial "coffee spill". NT: With nearly all of the First World War veterans now deceased, good ways to remember the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: With nearly all of the first world war veterans now deceased' date=' good ways to remember the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918.[/quote'] read a book!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Visit the war memorials and cemetaries in France where the dead are buried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Let me ask my Dad, he'll know. NT: Posts you will never see on this Board which follow all the rules: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Let me ask my Dad, he'll know. NT: Posts you will never see on this Board which follow all the rules: Captain America and Batman are both heroes some of us enjoy so it doesn't matter WHO could beat who in a fight, does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Posts you will never see on this Board which follow all the rules: Actually, I don't really care for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm glad we all agree that "World of Darkness" is the superior game system. NT: What your favorite villain is doing for the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What your favorite villain is doing for the holidays. The same thing he does on the normal days, Try to take Over the World ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What your favorite villain is doing for the holidays. Trying to figure out how to integrate egg nog, tinsel, and reindeer poop into his Master Plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What your favorite villain is doing for the holidays. Having an uncomfortable family gathering, like everyone else. NT: Ways your family Christmas could be even more uncomfortable than it normally is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways your family Christmas could be even more uncomfortable than it normally is. Replace the overstuffed recliners with plastic patio chairs. That would certainly be less comfortable, wouldn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways your family Christmas could be even more uncomfortable than it normally is. Having it at someone's bedside in the ICU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways your family Christmas could be even more uncomfortable than it normally is. "Okay, everyone, Grandma's coming by on Christmas morning, so we all have to wear the sweaters she knitted for us!" "But Mom, Grandma's senile! She still thinks I'm six years old! I'm 18 years old and stand 6'3"! I couldn't wear that sweater as a hat!" (sigh) "Okay, I'll try and put in on anyway..." NT: It's still too darn early to think about Christmas. So, what should we do to the stores that were playing Christmas music before Halloween? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's still too darn early to think about Christmas. So' date=' what should we do to the stores that were playing Christmas music before Halloween?[/quote'] Remind them that Santa's put them on the Naughty list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay, everyone, Grandma's coming by on Christmas morning, so we all have to wear the sweaters she knitted for us!" "But Mom, Grandma's senile! She still thinks I'm six years old! I'm 18 years old and stand 6'3"! I couldn't wear that sweater as a hat!" (sigh) "Okay, I'll try and put in on anyway..." NT: It's still too darn early to think about Christmas. So, what should we do to the stores that were playing Christmas music before Halloween? Since we should be focused on Thanksgiving, I suggest we Bomb them with live Turkeys! (Worked for WKRP ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tell them they're crazy. NT: Have you bought anything for Christmas yet ? If so, what ? I bought a Keepsake Ornament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Have you bought anything for Christmas yet ? If so, what ? I bought a Keepsake Ornament. No. I suppose I need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Have you bought anything for Christmas yet ? If so, what ? I bought a Keepsake Ornament. What... is it Dec. 23rd already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Have you bought anything for Christmas yet ? If so' date=' what ? I bought a Keepsake Ornament.[/quote'] I didn't know Christmas had asked me for anything. At least it should write. NT: Subtle signs that you're on Santa's Naughty List. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're on Santa's Naughty List. You have a TV show that includes a "No-spin zone" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your driveway is covered in reindeer droppings and the front and back doors are also blocked by the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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