Psybolt Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New taxes for the Democrats to pass to raise more money Place a tax on the Income Tax you pay each year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A Value-Added Tax on everything humans can buy. And a few thiongs that can be purchased by the typical household pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kirk: Sorry Yeoman Rand, I'm saving myself for marriage. NT: New taxes for the Democrats to pass to raise more money The 'You corporate CEOs make more money than you could possibly spend in your life so let's just readjust this so the middle and lower classes aren't supporting your hundreds of tax breaks' tax. NT: Things you'll never hear Han Solo say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'll never hear Han Solo say. I don't think I could fly that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'll never hear Han Solo say. "Of course I know what I'm doing! I've planned this whole thing out in exquisite detail!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'll never hear Han Solo say. "Actually, all my money is in tech-oriented mutual funds and short-term government bonds. Oh, and a big retirement annuity." NT: Your superpowers are all pie-based! Some examples of the best ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your superpowers are all pie-based! Some examples of the best ones! Tranquilizer Pies. Note: make sure you use enough Nutmeg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My signature move: Schadenfreude Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your superpowers are all pie-based! Some examples of the best ones! Chocolate SCreaming Death Pie Mince You Into Dead Meat Pie Pump You Full of Lead Kin Pie You're a Chicken and a Crybaby Pot Pie And the worst of all--- Rhubarb Pie! NT: Your superpowers are all cake-based! Why?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your superpowers are all cake-based! Why?? Because this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist! And now I have teleportation powers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your superpowers are all cake-based! Why??[/size] Well, I was offered that or DEATH powers... but I have a code vs killing so ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your superpowers are all cake-based! Why?? Because all the pie-based powers were taken. NT: Reasons it's a bad idea to teach cows to fly airplanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because all the pie-based powers were taken. NT: Reasons it's a bad idea to teach cows to fly airplanes. Cow Tipping now endangers all crew and passengers on board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons it's a bad idea to teach cows to fly airplanes. Because cows are udderly incapable of following proper landing procedures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because all the pie-based powers were taken. NT: Reasons it's a bad idea to teach cows to fly airplanes. It'll give the pigs ideas. NT: Signs your loyal underling is probably not so loyal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your loyal underling is probably not so loyal. One of your knives is missing, and you have an unexpected backache that's just killing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your loyal underling is probably not so loyal. His name is 'Starscream'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your loyal underling is probably not so loyal. He has your arch-nemesis as his top friend on his Myspace page. NT: Signs that the newest Hero in town, is actually a villian in disguise. (Without using Marvel references) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the newest Hero in town' date=' is actually a villain in disguise. (Without using Marvel references)[/quote'] "Stand aside, mere mortals! this is a job for the . . er, the mighty . . Batfox! Yeah, that's it! The mighty Batfox!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He has your arch-nemesis as his top friend on his Myspace page. NT: Signs that the newest Hero in town, is actually a villian in disguise. (Without using Marvel references) The Doomsday devices of the villains he defeats keep disappearing even though you don't think he's destroyed them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All your "girl next door" NPC's find him "Bad". NT: Signs that the newest member of your villain team is not going to make the grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All your "girl next door" NPC's find him "Bad". NT: Signs that the newest member of your villain team is not going to make the grade. "Very Good Brutallo, now we will... wait, is that a PUPPY behind your back? Are you taking a puppy into our team lair???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the newest member of your villain team is not going to make the grade. She thinks Africa is a country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All your "girl next door" NPC's find him "Bad". NT: Signs that the newest member of your villain team is not going to make the grade. "Zo my archnemesis is a platypus, VHAT OF IT??!!" NT: Things you'll never hear in a James Bond movie (not necessarily spoken by Bond). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "YEEE HA! I'm James "Bubba" Bond, and I'm here to protect all you spineless Euro-peons and show you how an American Agent gets it done!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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