death tribble Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair today' date=' apparently because he pulled a back muscle moving boxes in his new house. Boring! What is the real reason he had to be in a wheelchair?[/quote'] He refused to divert Haliburton profits into ensuring there is an X-Files movie 3in time for the 2012 'end of the world mania' so the Death Tribble showed him just what a 'figment of the imagination could do to him. NT: Other ways that Hero Games posters will come up with money from corporations or people for pet projects. Difficulty: no killing or gratuitious maiming but anyone is game and your methods must be slightly or wholly illegal. Project can be anything ie CD, Computer Game, film etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways that Hero Games posters will come up with money from corporations or people for pet projects. Difficulty: no killing or gratuitious maiming but anyone is game and your methods must be slightly or wholly illegal. Project can be anything ie CD' date=' Computer Game, film etc[/quote'] "Dear Corporations of Portland, Oregon: I, Enforcer84, demand you provide me cash, or I skip pants this week altogether." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways that Hero Games posters will come up with money from corporations or people for pet projects. Difficulty: no killing or gratuitious maiming but anyone is game and your methods must be slightly or wholly illegal. Project can be anything ie CD, Computer Game, film etc Incorporate into "The Bank of Heroes" and ask the government for a multiillion dollar bailout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways that Hero Games posters will come up with money from corporations or people for pet projects. Difficulty: no killing or gratuitious maiming but anyone is game and your methods must be slightly or wholly illegal. Project can be anything ie CD' date=' Computer Game, film etc[/quote'] Blackmail Gillian Anderson: "That's right, Ms. Anderson, if you don't transfer $3 million to this Swiss bank account by noon, you can expect a visit from Mightybec at 12:15." New Topic: If Barack Obama were a superhero.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You mean he isn't It's Superdad, combing the abilities of Fred Douglas & Cliff Huxtable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If Barack Obama were a superhero.... then Rev. Wright would be his arch nemesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If Barack Obama were a superhero.... Then he would have a nation of millions at his back and that is scary. NT: The lights are on but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. That being so if your mind is not your own whose is it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The lights are on but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. That being so if your mind is not your own whose is it ? Apparently my wife's, at least according to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The lights are on but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. That being so if your mind is not your own whose is it ? If you can sell your soul to the company store, I suppose they might give you cash for other intangible assets too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The lights are on but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. That being so if your mind is not your own whose is it ? My mind belongs to science...along with the rest of my body. I donated it. I just didn't expect them to collect until after I was dead and gone. New Topic: Fantasy Hero-related activities for the coming weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat the infamous snow trek and mimic Conan in furs fight to ward off Winter. For the Americans and Canadians who have snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fantasy Hero-related activities for the coming weekend. Two words; SCA War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fantasy Hero-related activities for the coming weekend. Who am I going to fantasize about ripping their chest open with an obsidian axe and extracting their still-beating heart this weekend, and if I make it the IT Commissar again, how am I going to mask that person's identity in the scenario this time? NT: Surrogate targets for violence, before and after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surrogate targets for violence' date=' before and after.[/quote'] Cancer's IT Commissar, then Cancer's IT Commissar with his chest split open with an obsidian axe, his still-beating heart stuck in his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surrogate targets for violence' date=' before and after.[/quote'] Before: Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Jessica Simpson/Britney Spears covered in gold glittery jewelry. After: Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Jessica Simpson/Britney Spears covered in purple splotchy bruises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Before Pat Robertson/Oral Roberts/Jimmy Swaggert preaching to the masses, afterwards an Angel walking away leaving the bloodied heap on the ground saying 'That's for bearing False Witness' NT: What if Grond were one of us ? Just a slob like one of us ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if Grond were one of us ? Just a slob like one of us ? I'd hope he'd go tear Joan Osborne's limbs off for writing what is undoubtedly and unquestionably the worst song in the history of humankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if Grond were one of us ? Just a slob like one of us ? He'd go through TV sets so quickly that best Buy would put his picture on the wall of its "Best Customer" section. Turns out the big green guy has a very low tolerance for NBA officiating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if Grond were one of us ? Just a slob like one of us ? Well, nobody's gonna tell him to pick up after himself, that's for sure! NT: Surprising "prongs" in Obama's multi-prong economic recovery plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprising "prongs" in Obama's multi-prong economic recovery plan. Harry's Patronus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprising "prongs" in Obama's multi-prong economic recovery plan. "Why is Obama Smiling?" "Because that isn't a "Prong" you've grabbed hold of!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprising "prongs" in Obama's multi-prong economic recovery plan. Make the reporters and talking heads at places like CNN get real jobs. New Topic: Who various notables in the Champions Universe will be rooting for in next week's Super Bowl, and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make the reporters and talking heads at places like CNN get real jobs. New Topic: Who various notables in the Champions Universe will be rooting for in next week's Super Bowl, and why. Ironclad and Defender: The Steelers. Why seems obvious. Nighthawk: The Cardinals. Sapphire: Whoever's cutest in the halftime show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mechanion is rooting for the Steelers for obvious reasons. Dr Destroyer is rooting for the Cardinals as the upset this wall cause some people will make his life easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Foxbat is certain that a cardinals win will make his Master Plan go more smoothly, but mostly he just wants to rob the stadium. NT: Subtle signs that this isn't the football game you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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