Psybolt Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to have any fun at the Inauguration. You forgot your white sheets at the cleaners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to have any fun at the Inauguration. The dumpster you usually sleep behind has been co-opted as a security coordination center, and the Secret Service guys won't turn their radios down. NT: Specific ideas for Darren's new Gila Monster Powerzzz, the weirder the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Specific ideas for Darren's new Gila Monster Powerzzz' date=' the weirder the better.[/quote'] The power to cloud men's minds, and make your enemies think they are actually cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Specific ideas for Darren's new Gila Monster Powerzzz, the weirder the better. Area of effect, no range poo flinging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Specific ideas for Darren's new Gila Monster Powerzzz' date=' the weirder the better.[/quote'] The ability to force others to dance the "Gila Monster," merely by licking them. NT: Unusual ways that superheroes / supervillains clear their driveways after a heavy snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways that superheroes / supervillains clear their driveways after a heavy snow. Storm: "It snowed?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways that superheroes / supervillains clear their driveways after a heavy snow. Magneto doesn't shovel his driveway. He uses the rebar in the concrete foundation of the house to pick up the entire building and move it to Jamaica for the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wonder Woman doesn't have to shovel her driveway. She has an army of doting Fans to do it for her. NT: What is the silliest Martial Arts movie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the silliest Martial Arts movie ? Kung POW! One word: Gopherchucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the silliest Martial Arts movie? Big Trouble in Little China. "It's all in the reflexes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the silliest Martial Arts movie ? Track down Eagle Shooting Heroes, a made-in-Hong Kong kung fu comedy with twisted relationships, an unusual path to divinity, the use of ingested invertebrates as torture devices, deadly projectiles with an alarming resemblance to shoes, and the single unluckiest master villain since the Coyote. NT: New high-tech ways for the Coyote to fail to catch the Roadrunner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New high-tech ways for the Coyote to fail to catch the Roadrunner. Large Hadron Collider trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New high-tech ways for the Coyote to fail to catch the Roadrunner. By borrowing the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator from Marvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New high-tech ways for the Coyote to fail to catch the Roadrunner. Foxbat's ping pong ball gun. New Topic: Creative, family-friendly ways to pass the time for the next two weeks until the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative' date=' family-friendly ways to pass the time for the next two weeks until the Super Bowl.[/quote'] Read. If you have a family in the "got child(ren)" sense, read to your child(ren). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative' date=' family-friendly ways to pass the time for the next two weeks until the Super Bowl.[/quote'] Post seductively on the bonnets of new cars in the hope of being bribed to go away or that they give you the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative' date=' family-friendly ways to pass the time for the next two weeks until the Super Bowl.[/quote'] Plan & play a couple of sessions of HERO with your spouse and kids. With, as Vader said, "No disintegrations." Duh. NT: It takes two to ___________. Difficulty: must be SFW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It takes two to ___________. Difficulty: must be SFW. Have a really good time playing Left 4 Dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It takes two to get Hermit off the fence using cattle prods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It takes two to ___________. It takes two to get down the railway tracks on a handcar. NT: Subtle signs that you aren't in power anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It takes two to get down the railway tracks on a handcar. NT: Subtle signs that you aren't in power anymore. Your name is George W. Bush (Cheap shot, but had to take it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your name is RebeccaRed50 and you were the president of NGD. I mean control the NGD ? How can anyone do that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you aren't in power anymore. The Secret Service have been replaced by Girl Scouts wielding spitballs. NT: Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair today, apparently because he pulled a back muscle moving boxes in his new house. Boring! What is the real reason he had to be in a wheelchair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair today' date=' apparently because he pulled a back muscle moving boxes in his new house. Boring! What is the real reason he had to be in a wheelchair?[/quote'] He got on the wrong side of James Bond. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair today' date=' apparently because he pulled a back muscle moving boxes in his new house. Boring! What is the real reason he had to be in a wheelchair?[/quote'] It's got a bad motivator unit in the left leg. Er, "he's". Not "it's". You didn't hear me say "it's", you didn't think about robots, everything is fine; move along, citizen. Dr. Infamous has no humanifrom robots. Only supersonic telepathic mechanical penguins. With laser eyes! Dr. Infamous and the s. t. m. p. w/l. e.'s are products of Basil's Twisted Imagination, Unincorruptible. All rides released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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