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Ethel Merman suddenly appears and belts out 'There's no business like show business' in the middle of the court as the game is about to begin. Then Abbot and Costello appear and do the 'Who's on First ?' routine

 

NT: Surprise late entrants to the NGD Presidential race

 

John McCain

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Ethel Merman suddenly appears and belts out 'There's no business like show business' in the middle of the court as the game is about to begin. Then Abbot and Costello appear and do the 'Who's on First ?' routine

 

NT: Surprise late entrants to the NGD Presidential race

 

The Spanish Inquisitor!

Seriously, I did not expect him...

 

NT: With a bad economy, superheroes find themselves entertaining at Kids birthday parties...

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The Spanish Inquisitor!

Seriously, I did not expect him...

 

NT: With a bad economy, superheroes find themselves entertaining at Kids birthday parties...

 

Dr. Doom making balloon animals

 

"Doom said it is a poodle!!!!! Curse you, Richards!!!!"

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NT: Which Superheroine can be made into a doll to replace Barbie in W Va if she is banned ?

 

Starshine. She's a West Virginia native, after all.

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that the writer/artist of your favorite comic has lost his/her mind.

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NT: Ways the NGD Presidential election is being rigged. Difficulty. Must be completely outlandish or absurd.

 

Milkman Dan is walking around carrying a sign reading "Will prevent Death Tribble from dropping his pants for votes".

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NT: Ways the NGD Presidential election is being rigged. Difficulty. Must be completely outlandish or absurd.

 

Death Tribble is walking the streets holding a sign that says "Will drop pants for votes".

 

Milkman Dan is walking around carrying a sign reading "Will prevent Death Tribble from dropping his pants for votes".

 

I don't think either of those is outlandish and absurd enough. Did E84 campaign with his pants off a couple years back? Or was that just serving his term? In either case, both of those are legitimate considerations in this election.

 

For my attempt:

 

Haven Walkur is going around waving her magic whoopass stick and transforming US Senators into simpering but honest, broken men, who admit all they're doing is pandering once every six years and raking in gifts from big-bucks lobbyists and living high on the hog the rest of the time.

 

It might be desirable, but it's utterly impossible.

 

NT: NGD presidential candidates' party totem animals.

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NT: Ways the NGD Presidential election is being rigged. Difficulty. Must be completely outlandish or absurd.

 

I notice you said "outlandish or absurd," but not "untrue."

 

NT: Ways evil mutant space cows can ruin your day.

 

Nuke you from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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