CrosshairCollie Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Joe Biden never shuts up NT: Al Franken's first goal now that he is in the Senate Finding his parking space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Al Franken's first goal now that he is in the Senate "Feinstien in the corner, digs it out and sends back across the crease. Into the slot, Franken shoots -- HE SCORES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Al Franken's first goal now that he is in the Senate Sneak up and give Biden a wedgie. NT: Saturday Night Live-related legislation Al Franken is likely to sponsor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Joe Biden never shuts up So very, very true. Repped, of course. NT: Saturday Night Live-related legislation Al Franken is likely to sponsor. Making Sarah Palin a TV personality and Tina Fey the governor of Alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Saturday Night Live-related legislation Al Franken is likely to sponsor. Build a new wing for the Gerald Ford Presidential Library and Museum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat a ban on any more SNL related films after the way the last ones went. And a ban on any more films by ex-SNL alumi. So bad luck Bill Murray but if it saves us from Chevy Chase and Adam Sandler it is worth it. NT: It's July 5th. America wakes up from its July 4th hangover to find out ! (Difficulty no retaining of the status quo. Can be anything a person who got drunk might have done and then regretted for the rest of their life) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's July 5th. America wakes up from its July 4th hangover to find out: ...to find out that as a nation, we made a drunken pass at the Netherlands Antilles. And the Netherlands Antilles accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's July 5th. America wakes up from its July 4th hangover to find out ! (Difficulty no retaining of the status quo. Can be anything a person who got drunk might have done and then regretted for the rest of their life) It's July 6th. Oofta. Gotta lay off that Run and Coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's July 5th. America wakes up from its July 4th hangover to find out ! (Difficulty no retaining of the status quo. Can be anything a person who got drunk might have done and then regretted for the rest of their life) ...There's been a coup d'etat and we've joined the Commonwealth. NT: Subtle signs that the star pitcher on your major league baseball team is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the star pitcher on your major league baseball team is out of his mind. You're a Cubs fan (he IS out of his mind). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the star pitcher on your major league baseball team is out of his mind. Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky looks at him and does that 'twirling a finger alongside the temple' gesture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the star pitcher on your major league baseball team is out of his mind. He complains that the coaches won't let him bat every day. "I can hit just as well as that overpaid center fielder, if you'll just give me a chance!" New Topic: Unexpected aftereffects of this afternoon's thunderstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected aftereffects of this afternoon's thunderstorm. "When did you get here, Captain Marvel?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected aftereffects of this afternoon's thunderstorm. "Man, I gotta drive to work with a foot of snow on the ground ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Quick! The dinosaurs at Jurassic Park are on the loose again!" NT: How you are going to celebrate the 1000th page of NGD Scenes from a Hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Quick! The dinosaurs at Jurassic Park are on the loose again!" NT: How you are going to celebrate the 1000th page of NGD Scenes from a Hat. Going to an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet as soon as my wife gets home. Not funny or interesting, but honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How you are going to celebrate the 1000th page of NGD Scenes from a Hat. By posting some inane comment, just like I did on the other 999 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How you are going to celebrate the 1000th page of NGD Scenes from a Hat. Same as the other 999 pages, leading a rousing rendition of "The Girl From Ipanema" while doing the flamenco in combat boots with a troupe of exquisitely-attired mountain goats. NT: Things mountain goats should never wear, unless in emergencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things mountain goats should never wear' date=' unless in emergencies.[/quote'] World War I-era German army helmets. You know, the ones with the spikes on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things mountain goats should never wear' date=' unless in emergencies.[/quote'] Tutus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things mountain goats should never wear' date=' unless in emergencies.[/quote'] Slippery shoes of any description. One missed step and "BAAAAaaaaaaaa" can be heard as the poor thing plummets down the canyon. NT: Things to do with the herd of zebras you just saw in the middle of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do with the herd of zebras you just saw in the middle of the road. Lead them on a cavalry charge against Texas ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do with the herd of zebras you just saw in the middle of the road. Accelerate and swerve, ensuring you get as many points as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do with the herd of zebras you just saw in the middle of the road. Use them to replace the other zebras, NFL referees. NT: Other things you could replace NFL referees with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grizzly bears. Then question their decisions....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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