Tim Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your favorite pro sports star has decided to start playing another sport professionally. What wacky hijinks ensue? Anna Kournikova switches to female bikini mud wrestling. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Undertaker switches to baseball and becomes a sat as the pitchers walk him every time. No one tries to take him out as he goes from base to base after he chokeslams Tombstone piledrives the entire Yankees dugout when they do it to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your favorite pro sports star has decided to start playing another sport professionally. What wacky hijinks ensue? Michael Jordan decides he's sick of basketball and decides that his future lies in the great American pastime, baseball! Yeah, like That's ever gonna work. New Topic: So Al Franken is now a US Senator. List the next unlikely person to assume high political office. (Difficulty: NOT Sarah Palin.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Stormy Daniels (She says she's standing against one guy but no way will she get elected) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: So Al Franken is now a US Senator. List the next unlikely person to assume high political office. (Difficulty: NOT Sarah Palin.) "Ladies and gentlemen, our next president, zombie Michael Jackson!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: So Al Franken is now a US Senator. List the next unlikely person to assume high political office. (Difficulty: NOT Sarah Palin.) "They said Paris Hilton couldn't get elected dogcatcher! We'll show them!" And thus Beverly Hills got a new dogcatcher. NT: Subtle signs that the operators of the local animal shelter are out of their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the operators of the local animal shelter are out of their collective minds. "Isn't you a nice T-Rex? Isn't ooo?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the operators of the local animal shelter are out of their collective minds. "Would you like to try my special sloppy joes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the operators of the local animal shelter are out of their collective minds. "No, he's not rabid! Whatta ya mean, 'foaming at the mouth'? That's just... shaving cream! Yeah, that's it! Shaving cream!" NT: (At the risk of giving Hollyweird any new ideas...) The next former TV show they're gonna make into a movie, and the unique way they're "re-imagining" it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (At the risk of giving Hollyweird any new ideas...) The next former TV show they're gonna make into a movie' date=' and the unique way they're "re-imagining" it.[/quote'] Michael Bay's "Mr. Belvedere", with Megan Fox in the starring role. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (At the risk of giving Hollyweird any new ideas...) The next former TV show they're gonna make into a movie' date=' and the unique way they're "re-imagining" it.[/quote'] Francis the Talking Mule, featuring a Guatemalan drug smuggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (At the risk of giving Hollyweird any new ideas...) The next former TV show they're gonna make into a movie' date=' and the unique way they're "re-imagining" it.[/quote'] "Let's Americanize Doctor Who! With Pauly Shore! That'll turn out great!" NT: Things that are actually improved by the presence of Pauly Shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Let's Americanize Doctor Who! With Pauly Shore! That'll turn out great!" NT: Things that are actually improved by the presence of Pauly Shore. Cheesy movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are actually improved by the presence of Pauly Shore. The earth about six feet below a gravestone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Yeah, I went there! NT: Things that are actually improved by the presence of Pauly Shore. George W. Bush's administration NT: Unlikely topics for rap songs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: Unlikely topics for rap songs Bullriding championships at the National Finals Rodeo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: Unlikely topics for rap songs Yacht racing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: Unlikely topics for rap songs A rap version of Elvis Costello's "What's so funny about Peace, Love and Undertanding?" NT: What is so funny about Peace, Love and Understanding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: What is so funny about Peace' date=' Love and Understanding?[/quote'] When you make an acronym out of it, you get PLU. Ploo. Plooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Say it a few times with me. Plooo. PloooOOOOooooOOOOoooo. PlooplooplooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It just SOUNDS funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: What is so funny about Peace' date=' Love and Understanding?[/quote'] The idea that politicians campaign around it. Funnier still is the idea that there are actually people out there who vote for such politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: What is so funny about Peace' date=' Love and Understanding?[/quote'] The lack of it in certain people, if you go for morbid humour. The supervillain didn't turn up for his threatened crime. Afterwards, it's determined he was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat stuck for the correct shoes to go with his outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! The supervillain didn't turn up for his threatened crime. Afterwards' date=' it's determined he was...[/quote'] Stuck waiting in line at the DMV for three hours trying to renew his license plates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! The supervillain didn't turn up for his threatened crime. Afterwards' date=' it's determined he was...[/quote'] ... at the wrong address. Why else would Dr. Destroyer be threatening to destroy the Piggly Wiggly? NT: Way-wrong names for businesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: Way-wrong names for businesses. Sofa King Home Furnishings. "Our prices are Sofa King low!" (say it aloud, but not at work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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