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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT:

Things better than a good nights sleep.

 

Several hours of fornication with 1000 nude Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

 

NT: Thoroughly following the behavior and family-friendly rules of this board, think up a good euphemism for several hours of fornication with 1000 nude Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

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NT: Football terms that could also be romantic euphemisms

 

That's the fifth sack the QB has gotten into tonight.

 

NT: Baseball terms that can also refer to sex.

(no mention of First Base, etc.)

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Nt outrageous Jackson tributes from groups you wouldn't expect

 

"Today, in a surprise move, the Iranian Revolutionary Council announced that, as his last act, Michael Jackson affirmed Ahmadinejad's victory as being correct and proper. In recognition of this, the Iranian National Anthem has been changed to 'Billie Jean'."

 

NT: Other wacky things the Iranians will try to do to convince the world the election was legitimate.

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NT: Other wacky things the Iranians will try to do to convince the world the election was legitimate.

 

"We don't need no stinkin' Supreme Court"

 

NT: Lance Armstrong, Michael Jordan and Brett Favre walk into a bar, and ...

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