Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things for which there'll be a six-mile long line of people waiting patiently. The first copies of Hero Sixth Edition. NT: Subtle signs that the man in the Godzilla suit you hired for your kid's birthday party is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man in the Godzilla suit you hired for your kid's birthday party is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence) "I got a big chunk of plutonium to keep in the suit's mouth so I can fake atomic breath!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man in the Godzilla suit you hired for your kid's birthday party is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence) He thinks that Matthew Broderick did a good job in the movie and has no idea about any Japanese version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man in the Godzilla suit you hired for your kid's birthday party is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence) He plays Godzilla like Barney. Barney Fife, not Barney the Dinosaur. New Topic: Unexpected things that arrive with your lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Dagenham Girl Pipers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected things that arrive with your lunch. Herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected things that arrive with your lunch. Good news: It's a Box of Chocolates! Bad News: The sign on the box says "Whizzo Quality Assortment". NT: New additions to the Whizzo Quality Assortment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New additions to the Whizzo Quality Assortment. Swine Flu Pork Eclairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New additions to the Whizzo Quality Assortment. "After the great success of our Spring Surprise (where stainless-steel bolts 'spring' out and plunge straight through both cheeks), we've introduced the Fall Surprise (where a baby grand piano falls on you from a great height)!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New additions to the Whizzo Quality Assortment. Chocolate-covered geriatrics. NT: Fun ways to confuse your neighbor's grandparents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dress up like Joseph Stalin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun ways to confuse your neighbor's grandparents. Hide their gramophone needles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun ways to confuse your neighbor's grandparents. Ask if you can put their Glenn Miller collection on your iPod. That should induce extreme shock. NT: Subtle signs that it really didn't pay to get up this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it really didn't pay to get up this morning. No work for me today. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My clothes are all too tight. Do I call in fat ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it really didn't pay to get up this morning. When I asked my wife for a quickie, she responded, "As opposed to....?" NT: "Y'know, in retrospect, I really shouldn't have taught the dog to _______________." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Order a pizza. Now I'm shelling out all this money to Papa Johns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Y'know' date=' in retrospect, I really shouldn't have taught the dog to _______________."[/quote'] "sing Klingon Opera. Now I know why it inspires such terror in other races!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Y'know' date=' in retrospect, I really shouldn't have taught the dog to _______________."[/quote'] "...to handle large caliber firearms. Without opposable thumbs, his aim is really OW!!!! D@MM!T, THAT HURTS!!!" New Topic: Ways that cats are actually useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They take care of the mice and roaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Ways that cats are actually useful. They save our babies from the Gremlins trying to steal their breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "...to handle large caliber firearms. Without opposable thumbs, his aim is really OW!!!! D@MM!T, THAT HURTS!!!" New Topic: Ways that cats are actually useful. They're a better target than you when the dog is playing with guns. NT: The one amazingly surprising thing that President Obama and Rush Limbaugh actually agree upon 100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The one amazingly surprising thing that President Obama and Rush Limbaugh actually agree upon 100%. Hamburgers are tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chocolate is yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The one amazingly surprising thing that President Obama and Rush Limbaugh actually agree upon 100%. Joe Biden never shuts up NT: Al Franken's first goal now that he is in the Senate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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