Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other deliveries sure to make Pariah very angry "You Pariah? I've got a package for you. Twenty thousand nuns and orphans who were eaten by rats -- or at the very least what's left of them. Sign here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other deliveries sure to make Pariah very angry "I've been sent to deliver this summons. You know all that cr@p you threw out when your ex-wife left you to close the apartment? She's decided she wants it all back. Anything you threw away, you have to replace. Have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1,000 nude male Dallas Cowboy fans NT: Ways to stop the Williams sisters winning Wimbledon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1' date='000 nude male Dallas Cowboy fans[/quote'] Okay, now that's just disturbing...even from you. NT: Ways to stop the Williams sisters winning Wimbledon Kournikova-bots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to stop the Williams sisters winning Wimbledon Build a prairie dog habitat under center court; hope Venus steps into hole and breaks leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to stop the Williams sisters winning Wimbledon 1,000 nude male Dallas Cowboy fans NT: What to do with 1,000 nude male Dallas Cowboy fans. (remember the posting rules on these boards!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do with 1' date='000 nude male Dallas Cowboy fans. (remember the posting rules on these boards!)[/quote'] You don't want to know what Soylent Blue is made of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do with 1' date='000 nude male Dallas Cowboy fans. (remember the posting rules on these boards!)[/quote'] Throw them into a cage with 1000 nude Redskins fans and re-enact a very disturbing version of Thunderdome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do with 1' date='000 nude male Dallas Cowboy fans. (remember the posting rules on these boards!)[/quote'] Start a riot by switching their Cowboys season tickets for Folger's Crystals. NT: Subtle signs that the owner of your local NFL franchise is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the owner of your local NFL franchise is out of his mind. "Alright, team, today's strategy is to let them have the football. I've replaced it with a bomb..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the owner of your local NFL franchise is out of his mind. "Hi, my name is Al Davis...." -or- He hires as head coach a thirtysomething would-be wunderkind whose first act is to trade away the franchise quarterback over a spat. (The fact that the spat was primarily the quarterback's fault is irrelevant). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the owner of your local NFL franchise is out of his mind. "I've decided to model our team after the Detroit Lions..." NT: The real reason Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska. (Difficulty - no political snark - go for funny) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska. (Difficulty - no political snark - go for funny) She got a job as Tina Fey's Body double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska. (Difficulty - no political snark - go for funny) "This job blows! I can make ten times this much money on the lecture circuit. I'm outta here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska. (Difficulty - no political snark - go for funny) They've finally run out of moose. NT: What Sarah Palin will hunt when moose finally go extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Sarah Palin will hunt when moose finally go extinct. "Shhhhh! I'm hunting wabbits! Fat, liberal, annoying wabbits named Michael Moore! Shhhhhh!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Babe the Big Blue Ox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They've finally run out of moose. NT: What Sarah Palin will hunt when moose finally go extinct. Squirrel, of course. Moose and Squirrel are often found together in their native habitat of Minnesota. NT: People who really shouldn't develop Jedi powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People who really shouldn't develop Jedi powers. Joe Biden. He already inserts his foot every time he opens his mouth. Imagine how it would be if he also talked like Yoda... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton. And if I need to explain this then oh boy are you clueless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People who really shouldn't develop Jedi powers. Hayden Christensen. If he was that irritating just playing a Jedi.... New Topic: Real-world problems for which a lightsaber would be a surprisingly effective solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fox News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Real-world problems for which a lightsaber would be a surprisingly effective solution. "Hi, I'm the force spirit of Billy Mays, and if you think Ginsu knives could cut through an aluminum can, have I got a new kitchen tool for you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Look out! it's 1000 nude male Dallas Cowboys fans! NT: Things better than a good nights sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat several hours of fornication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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