MilkmanDan Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things you could replace NFL referees with. Whichever NGDer makes the 15,000th "NGD Scenes from a Hat" post. I hear he's utterly awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things you could replace NFL referees with. You could replace them with ptithed gerbils, but how could you tell? NT: Subtle signs that the TV reporter covering the latest celebrity funeral is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You could replace them with ptithed gerbils, but how could you tell? NT: Subtle signs that the TV reporter covering the latest celebrity funeral is out of her mind. "Michael Jackson will only die once." Someone actually said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You could replace them with ptithed gerbils, but how could you tell? NT: Subtle signs that the TV reporter covering the latest celebrity funeral is out of her mind. "...I was a reporter for National Geographic once. Covered a few cannibal tribes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the TV reporter covering the latest celebrity funeral is out of her mind. 'In gernerations to come, little children will ask 'Where you watching live when he told you that the celebrity was buried or did you see it on the highlights ?' NT: What the rest of the world does on July 4th. Difficulty Nothing and declaring war on America are not available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the rest of the world does on July 4th. Difficulty Nothing and declaring war on America are not available. We can only assume all of you sit around and just wish you were Americans, like every other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the rest of the world does on July 4th. Difficulty Nothing and declaring war on America are not available. Wonder how the heck we claimed the credit for deep dish pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the rest of the world does on July 4th. Difficulty Nothing and declaring war on America are not available. Buy up our stocks, our major corporations, and our real estate, just like every other day. New Topic: Over-the top ways to celebrate your nation's independence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Over-the top ways to celebrate your nation's independence. Fireworks. sorry, they're loud, smelly and dangerous. I can't STAND the things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Over-the top ways to celebrate your nation's independence. Watching the Princess Bride. I'm doing that right now. {Dear God, what is that thing?} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Over-the top ways to celebrate your nation's independence. Get arrested for showing up at the picnic as "One naked individual underdog". NT: More things that should never be swapped with Folger's Crystals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things that should never be swapped with Folger's Crystals. Alternate universe Evil Folger's Crystals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things that should never be swapped with Folger's Crystals. "We've replaced Logan's regular insulin with Folger's Crystals..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get arrested for showing up at the picnic as "One naked individual underdog". NT: More things that should never be swapped with Folger's Crystals. Thermite. NT: You've almost conquered the world, but there remains one small problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You've almost conquered the world' date=' but there remains one small problem...[/quote'] The French are being stubborn, to your amazement and surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You've almost conquered the world, but there remains one small problem... Obama is to busy apologizing for America existing to actually turn over the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thermite. NT: You've almost conquered the world, but there remains one small problem... you're dinky.. it's Pinky and the Brain, Brain Brain Brain Brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Fourth of July Celebration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Fourth of July Celebration Turns out, Apple computers *Weren't* compatable with the alien's computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Fourth of July Celebration "And as we celebrate our nation's independence, we give special thanks and gratitude to our long-time friends and allies, our solace in times of trouble and our example of fortitude and determination in times of war. I speak, of course, of the French...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "OK, we didn't mean it. All is forgiven. God Save the Queen!" (Incidentally, we would not be independent at all without the aid of the French during our revolution -- a move that proved utterly suicidal for the Bourbon monarchy....) NT: Subtle signs that the designer of the local fireworks display is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the designer of the local fireworks display is out of his mind. What do you mean, "The explosions are quite lovely in the infrared part of the spectrum?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "OK, we didn't mean it. All is forgiven. God Save the Queen!" (Incidentally, we would not be independent at all without the aid of the French during our revolution -- a move that proved utterly suicidal for the Bourbon monarchy....) NT: Subtle signs that the designer of the local fireworks display is out of his mind. "Oh, goody! My shipment of illudium Q-32 has arrived!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh' date=' goody! My shipment of illudium Q-32 has arrived!"[/quote'] I beg your pardon, but that was actually MY shipment of illudium Q-32. Please give it back to me, or I shall become very angry. Very angry indeed. (We now return you to your regularly scheduled game.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the designer of the local fireworks display is out of his mind. Digs a foxhole and starts shooting nearby "enemy soldiers." I beg your pardon, but that was actually MY shipment of illudium Q-32. Please give it back to me, or I shall become very angry. Very angry indeed. (We now return you to your regularly scheduled game.) NT: Other deliveries sure to make Pariah very angry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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