Pariah Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The 2nd World War is being made into a 2 and a half hour movie. What gets added to make it relevant to today's audience ? Flying blonde floozies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The 2nd World War is being made into a 2 and a half hour movie. What gets added to make it relevant to today's audience ? Giant robots. NT: More situations where having potent psychic powers is of absolutely no help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More situations where having potent psychic powers is of absolutely no help. Being in an X-Men comic. Seriously, Professor X is a paraplegic, Jean Grey dies every third issue, and Emma Frost needs a secondary mutation to make her useful in combat. And don't even get me started with Psylocke.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More situations where having potent psychic powers is of absolutely no help. Dealing with 90 percent of humanity. Psychic powers don't help against the brainless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Giant robots. NT: More situations where having potent psychic powers is of absolutely no help. Fighting giant robots. NT: Situations where having super-strength is of absolutely no help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where having super-strength is of absolutely no help. "And what would you like on your pizza, Mr. Grimm?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where having super-strength is of absolutely no help. Could you pick up that egg I dropped int he corn oil, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Where you have constipation. NT: The Glastonbury festival has just finished and included Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen making their first apperances there. But what surprise band also appeared ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Glastonbury festival has just finished and included Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen making their first appearances there. But what surprise band also appeared ? A band of Genghis Khan's finest Mongol warriors, previously thought lost during a campaign in the Carpathians, who were actually just trapped in a rogue spacetime bubble that was shattered by Springsteen's caterwauling. That was a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Glastonbury festival has just finished and included Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen making their first apperances there. But what surprise band also appeared ? The Who. With all the original members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Glastonbury festival has just finished and included Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen making their first appearances there. But what surprise band also appeared ? Robin Hood and his Merry Men, redistributing the wealth of the audience. NT: Subtle signs that the manager for your rock band is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the manager for your rock band is out of his mind. "I booked you as the world's only bagpipe, bassoon, and bukkake band!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the manager for your rock band is out of his mind. You have a series entitled Flight of the Conchords. (google this and you will see what I mean) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the manager for your rock band is out of his mind. "I told them, first U2, THEN the puppet show." NT: Reasons a puppet show would be more fun than a U2 show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons a puppet show would be more fun than a U2 show. Get Animal excited, and watch for collateral damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons a puppet show would be more fun than a U2 show. The puppets are Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot with their buddy Mike Nelson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons a puppet show would be more fun than a U2 show. Punch and Judy have no political agenda beyond domestic violence (they're all for it). Wait a second.... NT: Folk Songs from Hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Folk Songs from Hell At the risk of stating the obvious, all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That's easy. It is called Country and Western music and has slide guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Folk Songs from Hell "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer you RIGHT IN THE STINKING FACE! Wait, look! A hammer!" NT: Unusual ways to have fun with a hammer that do not involve hammering you right in the stinking face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Typing out morse code messages on a submarine hull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "If I had a hammer' date=' I'd hammer you RIGHT IN THE STINKING FACE! Wait, look! A hammer!"[/quote'] Or an one comedian said, "If I had a hammer, I'd use it on Peter Paul & Mary". NT: Unusual ways to have fun with a hammer that do not involve hammering you right in the stinking face. Working in the basement on your Secret Headquarters in your spare time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways to have fun with a hammer that do not involve hammering you right in the stinking face. Hammering Fred Phelps in the stinking face. The only downside is, the six mile-long line you have to wait in. NT: Other things for which there'll be a six-mile long line of people waiting patiently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The talk Hermit of the fence queue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things for which there'll be a six-mile long line of people waiting patiently. Tryout for the next season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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