death tribble Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat March into a court in session and duct tape the judge so that no business can be done NT: Other things to do in court that will get you into trouble with the judge. Difficulty no duct taping the lawyers. Also must be silly not serious. ie no pulling out guns and knives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things to do in court that will get you into trouble with the judge. Difficulty no duct taping the lawyers. Also must be silly not serious. ie no pulling out guns and knives For some reason the judge gets irked when you sing all your legal arguments and act them out in interpretive dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things to do in court that will get you into trouble with the judge. Difficulty no duct taping the lawyers. Also must be silly not serious. ie no pulling out guns and knives "I have the definitive proof of my client's innocence, which I will now recite in the form of a limerick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat March into a court in session and duct tape the judge so that no business can be done NT: Other things to do in court that will get you into trouble with the judge. Difficulty no duct taping the lawyers. Also must be silly not serious. ie no pulling out guns and knives Ending all statements with "...Which is also a really great type of cheese." NT: Situations in which a kangaroo is not only accepted, but necessary - In court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations in which a kangaroo is not only accepted' date=' but necessary - In court.[/quote'] When Roo McHoppington is on trial himself. How else can he confront his accusers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If Cuba Gooding Jnr is on traial for doing rubbish films like Kangaroo Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Just a moment, let me find my notes ..." *rummages in pouch* NT: Stop! In the name of ... (Difficulty: No answering 'the law' or 'love'.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stop! In the name of ... (Difficulty: No answering 'the law' or 'love'.) Stop! In the name of John Jacob Jinglehemer Smith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Just a moment, let me find my notes ..." *rummages in pouch* NT: Stop! In the name of ... (Difficulty: No answering 'the law' or 'love'.) Stop! In the name of sudden impact! *Thud* Look, he listened! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stop! In the name of ... (Difficulty: No answering 'the law' or 'love'.) Stop! In the name of Inigo Montoya! You killed his father! Prepare to die! NT: Inappropriate times to quote from Princess Bride. (Must also provide quote used) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote from Princess Bride. (Must also provide quote used) During divorce proceedings ... "MAWWAIGE! Mawwaige is wot bwings us togevver today." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote from Princess Bride. (Must also provide quote used) "It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery...forever." Not the sort of thing you want to hear from your dentist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote from Princess Bride. (Must also provide quote used) "He's only mostly dead." At a funeral. (Or, "It'd take a miracle" when someone's just left to do anything dangerous.) NT: Inappropriate times to quote from ST:TOS, with quote. (difficulty; nothing to do with any other Star Trek series or movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote from ST:TOS' date=' with quote. (difficulty; nothing to do with any other Star Trek series or movie)[/quote'] Calling your spouse an "overbearing, tin-plated, dictator with delusions of godhood" after he/she refuses to let you do something you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What am I, a Doctor or a Moon-Shuttle Conductor ?" when you need a ride from the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat During a meeting when you have heard something boring or banal just replying a la Spock with raised eyebrow 'Fascinating' NT: Inappropriate times to quote from ST:TNG, with quote. (difficulty; nothing to do with any other Star Trek series or movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote from ST:TNG' date=' with quote. (difficulty; nothing to do with any other Star Trek series or movie)[/quote'] (While meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time) "I am fully functional and programmed in multiple techiques. A broad variety of pleasuring." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (During Sex) "Make it so !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote from ST:TNG' date=' with quote. (difficulty; nothing to do with any other Star Trek series or movie)[/quote'] Saying "Have you tried reversing the polarity?" during someone's coming-out party. New Topic: Inappropriate times to quote from Babylon 5, with quote. (Difficulty: nothing to do with any Star Trek series or movie.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Franz? What the hell kind of a name is Franz?" After spilling your drink on the big, 280 lb bouncer named Franz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Only one man has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your life, be somewhere else." When confronting a street gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Inappropriate times to quote from Babylon 5' date=' with quote. (Difficulty: nothing to do with any Star Trek series or movie.)[/quote'] While meeting the CEO of a "too big to fail" bank: "I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this." (wave cheerily) Oh, wait, did you say inapporopriate. Sorry, my bad. NT: Completely appropriate times to quote from any Monty Python skit or movie. (Difficulty: Non-gaming moments, please.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely appropriate times to quote from any Monty Python skit or move. (Difficulty: Non-gaming moments' date=' please.)[/quote'] "The bride and groom have written their own vows..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely appropriate times to quote from any Monty Python skit or movie. (Difficulty: Non-gaming moments' date=' please.)[/quote'] At the project steering meeting, let the IT guys show up in funny-looking armor and shout "We are the Knights who say, 'C'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely appropriate times to quote from any Monty Python skit or movie. (Difficulty: Non-gaming moments, please.) When a friend drops by for a visit ... "Get ... THE COMFY CHAIR!" NT: Inappropriate times to quote a Star Wars movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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