death tribble Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (Well, then, at the risk of confusing things further: Alien Space Bats were involved. I can't talk much, They might....AUGH! Nothing to see here, move along, citizen...) I'll give you alien space bats. HUH ! Back on topic The Zombe Ratpack make ther first appearance with Sammy Davis Junior and Dean Martin giving Sinatra a hard time about him making them wait so long while Bing Criosby snickers in the background. NT: Other things due a re-appearance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things due a re-appearance T-Rex. Dinosaur or band, take your pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things due a re-appearance Ethics in politics. (pause) Why does everybody always laugh when I say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ethics in politics. (pause) Why does everybody always laugh when I say that? (Maybe because he said re-appearance?) NT: Other things due a re-appearance Conservatism. (Over-due, IMO). NT: The next Hit Reality Show concept will be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next Hit Reality Show concept will be... Who Wants to be a Congressman? A quiz show with a seat in the House of Representatives as the Grand Prize. It can't be worse than the way we choose them now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next Hit Reality Show concept will be... Following Michael's lead... Are You Smarter Than a Congressman? Keep the same format, with questions only from 1st through 5th grade, but with congresscritters as your "helpers" instead of 5th graders. That should add another level of difficulty to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next Hit Reality Show concept will be... Stupid, brutal, socially divisive...And somehow, horrendously popular. NT: Ways in which TV can only improve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways in which TV can only improve. The host of Survivor undergoes the same challenges as the contestants. Let's see how cushy that job is on a diet of grubs and leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways in which TV can only improve. "See this, honey? It's the OFF button..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways in which TV can only improve. Hiring an infinite number of monkeys to write for it, as opposed to the finite numbers they use now. NT: Subtle signs that your boss has been replaced by an infinite number of monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your boss has been replaced by an infinite number of monkeys. "tfi sq nsicakv ahsl arwtrcgm nis. dti uikrlt arah rwhor rt alt. rtahhweranp egft ewtawrhhea hhhllekel. dver ttithchh ndntom ewhn loof hh. si jkec tglc seriahnine swot. mrantreap ete f wnaejlr. d rl nah tun canyn. rrip afris uieoop agvoitseyza nh erepgao. cssbtatt scm renps aehtrsoai pl sllaroeet htiac. ofpristfd etilwre agee sieahtom tnanotlenae b. ie sfii srcdnl htns cmate. amnih rmrdgyat hbankttac sfl dffi iwteestneaa. sbhrtsre twiensig rledgan o qa. tnalh itrrop endti dur elh oseu uvoab. js rok tiei tha. etrsnen odr i ae eothst sarroo. sdmmd oec euoraos ihaiid veca tnt. mgeneuae to oiamn naf ahdod ko i. e xmr roo ebst eeom rooeunuf. onrthpfuet tyhn ev tt ti awdsdg. hnecmtqnr nco lii dmiml hnee arherhnan. fewfm ot d teh ni. goo h pg nttpeta eaeo. -- ook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Policies that make sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your boss has been replaced by an infinite number of monkeys. "When did they paint the office walls brown? And what's that smell ... oh." NT: Other things, besides monkeys, that it would be fun to have a barrel of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things' date=' besides monkeys, that it would be fun to have a barrel of.[/quote'] Pizzas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things' date=' besides monkeys, that it would be fun to have a barrel of.[/quote'] I was going to say "whiskey", but on further thought I believe "supermodels" would be better. Hey, why not "drunk supermodels"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things' date=' besides monkeys, that it would be fun to have a barrel of.[/quote'] Crates. NT: Natasha Fatale has just pointed a gun at your head and wants to know why people are referring to her as "Natasha Nogoodnik". (Difficulty: no blaming someone else, no "sorry, it's a mistake") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because she married Boris in the wonderful 'This Rotton Show is being Cancelled, YAY !' episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because the Fatale name wasn't Badenov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Natasha Fatale has just pointed a gun at your head and wants to know why people are referring to her as "Natasha Nogoodnik". (Difficulty: no blaming someone else' date=' no "sorry, it's a mistake")[/quote'] "I'm sorry, you aren't the Natasha who's in the Politburo? I most humbly beg your pardon." NT: Computer languages named after or by cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'll take the obvious, Cowbol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Computer languages named after or by cows. There's always Moooocrosoft Visual Baaaasic, jointly developed by cows and sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Computer languages named after or by cows. Pasture 7 NT: Subtle signs that the operating system of your PC was designed by and for household pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pasture 7 NT: Subtle signs that the operating system of your PC was designed by and for household pets. There's a "Dispense Cheeseburger" key - And it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the operating system of your PC was designed by and for household pets. The built-in screensaver is a white screen with an animated bug/rodent running around on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anytime the cat comes near the mouse or screen a water pistol sprays it with water. NT: New sports for the Winter Olympics (difficulty no sport already in the Summer Olympics and should be cold weather related) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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