Psybolt Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for 50,000 vuvuzelas once the World Cup is over. . . . . . . . . . . What? Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question. I had my earplugs in.... NT: Ways the Wimbleton match between American John Isner and Frenchman Nicolas Mahut which was suspended after nearly 10 hours and a 59-59 tie in the final set finally ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat . . . . . . . . . . What? Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question. I had my earplugs in.... NT: Ways the Wimbleton match between American John Isner and Frenchman Nicolas Mahut which was suspended after nearly 10 hours and a 59-59 tie in the final set finally ends. Face-to-face, man-to-man, with broadsword, shield and mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the Wimbleton match between American John Isner and Frenchman Nicolas Mahut which was suspended after nearly 10 hours and a 59-59 tie in the final set finally ends. They both get eaten by a giant Blancmange from space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the Wimbleton match between American John Isner and Frenchman Nicolas Mahut which was suspended after nearly 10 hours and a 59-59 tie in the final set finally ends. Winner-takes-all thumb-wrestling match. NT: Replacements for Rock-Paper-Scissors for making a decision. (Paper beats Rock? Really? In what world?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Duck-Duck-GOOSE !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Replacements for Rock-Paper-Scissors for making a decision. (Paper beats Rock? Really? In what world?) Corporate sponsorship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Replacements for Rock-Paper-Scissors for making a decision. (Paper beats Rock? Really? In what world?) 3d6 skill-versus-skill roll. New Topic: Biggest surprises from tonight's NBA Draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Appearance of Kevin Nash, Hulk Hogan and Scott Hall who announce 'We're taking over' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Biggest surprises from tonight's NBA Draft. The entire NBA is drafted... into the army. Enjoy your stay in Kabul! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Biggest surprises from tonight's NBA Draft. Stephen Strasburg goes to the Nets. NT: Subtle signs that the general manager of your favotire NBA team is rwally not into this year's draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the general manager of your favotire NBA team is rwally not into this year's draft. "We didn't get John Wall? Meh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the general manager of your favotire NBA team is rwally not into this year's draft. He's to busy dating the cheerleaders to actually draft anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's watching the World Cup and learning to play the Vuvzula (spelling ?) NT: The real reasons behind Italy getting knocked out of the World Cup. (Difficculty no saying that the other teams were better or got more points.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They tarried to long at the All you can eat spaghetti diner at the nearby Italian restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reasons behind Italy getting knocked out of the World Cup. (Difficculty no saying that the other teams were better or got more points.) Italy has never actually been any good, but they've made their way deep in tournaments through intimidation and graft. Remember, in 2006 Italy's Serie A was reeling from a game-fixing scandal. The fixes were still in place when it came to the World Cup at the time, since there hadn't been enough time to trace down the corruption that had got into the World Cup. But tha twas done. Four years later, this year's Cup had law enforcement watching the Italian behind-the-scenes fixers very carefully, and all their attempts at skullduggery came to naught. So the Italians deservedly failed to accomplish anything, being just ankle-crushing thugs and overrated buffoons as they actually are. Now, the fixers still made out like bandits, putting heavy beats on the Azzurri to go home early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reasons behind Italy getting knocked out of the World Cup. (Difficulty no saying that the other teams were better or got more points.) Nunzio and Guido were disqualified when they refused to put their saps and brass knuckles away. NT: (To make up for my earlier cruelty) Creative ways to get Gillian Anderson to show up on death tribble's doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nunzio and Guido were disqualified when they refused to put their saps and brass knuckles away. NT: (To make up for my earlier cruelty) Creative ways to get Gillian Anderson to show up on death tribble's doorstep. Play matchmaker. Successfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (To make up for my earlier cruelty) Creative ways to get Gillian Anderson to show up on death tribble's doorstep. Lots of money and lots of booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (To make up for my earlier cruelty) Creative ways to get Gillian Anderson to show up on death tribble's doorstep. "Ms. Anderson, it's either Zornwill, Bunneh, or Death Tribble. Which is it going to be?" New Topic: Best way for Pariah to get revenge on the no-nothing tech support guy who wasted half an hour of his time this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Best way for Pariah to get revenge on the no-nothing tech support guy who wasted half an hour of his time this evening. Send a tip to Homeland Security that the tech support guy is a terrorist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ms. Anderson, it's either Zornwill, Bunneh, or Death Tribble. Which is it going to be?" New Topic: Best way for Pariah to get revenge on the no-nothing tech support guy who wasted half an hour of his time this evening. Give the tech support number and the guy's name to every telemarketer you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Best way for Pariah to get revenge on the no-nothing tech support guy who wasted half an hour of his time this evening. "Can you hold? Never mind -- you'll have to hold anyway -- for about two hours." The switch to the other line and order pizza. NT: More superpowers you really don't want to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More superpowers you really don't want to have. X-ray vision. I live across the street from a nudist colony for the elderly, and I'm pretty sure the fence isn't lead-lined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Energy blast via sneezing and disadvantage Hay Fever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Highly enhanced sense of smell. Especially when picking up dog poop or when my wife dyes her hair. (Ye gods, does that stuff stink!) NT: Counting tonight, Bolo will have missed three gaming sessions in the past month. (Fortunately, all were D&D and not a real game like Champions.) How is his GM going to punish either him or his character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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