death tribble Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He will have to wear the Hubcap of Shame and do the Teapot dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Counting tonight' date=' Bolo will have missed three gaming sessions in the past month. (Fortunately, all were D&D and not a real game like Champions.) How is his GM going to punish either him or his character?[/quote'] Take away your Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive, remove the Guisarme, adn replace it with a Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-and Glaive. Bloody Vikings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Counting tonight, Bolo will have missed three gaming sessions in the past month. (Fortunately, all were D&D and not a real game like Champions.) How is his GM going to punish either him or his character? One word: Fuzion NT: Early plans for the best Fourth of July EVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blow up the White House and the Pentagon and seize the country for the Empire ! What ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Early plans for the best Fourth of July EVER! Proudly watch our national team play for the World Cup! Oh, wait.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Early plans for the best Fourth of July EVER! What I do every year: open all the doors, put on my CD of Sousa marches, and crank the volume so it can be heard a block away. The Stars and Stripes Forever. For. The. Win. NT: What you'll do for Canada Day on July 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you'll do for Canada Day on July 1. Take a hockey player to lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you'll do for Canada Day on July 1. Wait one more day and celebrate my birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you'll do for Canada Day on July 1. Read some archives of Alpha Flight. NT: More subtle signs the guy putting together the local 4th of July fireworks show is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He plans the re-enactment of the Gunpowder Plot only this time there will be an explosion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs the guy putting together the local 4th of July fireworks show is out of his mind. "Just in case there's rain, let's hold it indoors this yer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs the guy putting together the local 4th of July fireworks show is out of his mind. He keeps looking for a low-budget source of thorium. NT: Things that shouldn't be in your stir-fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Senator Robert Byrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that shouldn't be in your stir-fry. "Anybody seen the hamster?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that shouldn't be in your stir-fry. Mercury fulminate: a) toxic, and boom. New Topic: I'm a little __________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: I'm a little __________. ... teapot, short and stout. Which makes teaching chemistry a little tricky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: I'm a little __________. I'm a little tired of these legless reptiiles on this flying machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: I'm a little __________. .....fed up with your nitro glycerine parties. NT: Roger Federer lost in the Quarter Finals of Wimbledon. Forget better play by his opponent or him having an off day, what was the REAL reason he lost ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Roger Federer lost in the Quarter Finals of Wimbledon. Forget better play by his opponent or him having an off day' date=' what was the REAL reason he lost ?[/quote'] The referee from Mali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Roger Federer lost in the Quarter Finals of Wimbledon. Forget better play by his opponent or him having an off day' date=' what was the REAL reason he lost ?[/quote'] He got turned into a Scotsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Roger Federer lost in the Quarter Finals of Wimbledon. Forget better play by his opponent or him having an off day' date=' what was the REAL reason he lost ?[/quote'] Organized crime made him throw the match. Or else. NT: Or else... what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Or else... what? They post the YouTube video of him blowing a vuvuzela for the full duration of the England-Slovenia match. At home. Naked in his bathtub the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Or else... what? .....it's the pink tutu and the hippo costume again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Or else... what? Or else we'll tie you to an uncomfortable chair and subject you to a Twilight marathon. NT: The only ways the Twilight series could possibly be any worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The only ways the Twilight series could possibly be any worse. If the movies were based on any of the knock-offs that have sprung up since the series became popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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