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Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)


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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Pokéthulhu HERO

 

"Gotta catch you all!" indeed... :P

 

Random Rules-Version HERO

 

"Ohhhh, bad luck, Robert. That roll means you have to use 2nd-edition Champions for your character."

 

"Aw, maaaaaan... can I use Champions II & Champions III too?"

 

"Let's see, your roll was...a seven...no, sorry. just Champions."

 

"Aw, maaan."

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The Ultimate Cheezburgr - written entirely in LOLcat.

 

Well, there's already an LOLcat Holiez Bibul. Why not rewrite it "t3h KITTEH sistem?" I can see it now...

 

"Oh hai. u can has big bewk of game. Big bewk talks how to plai game of KITTEH, teh bestest game evarz. Frist, u needz dice (2 bat acrosss teh tabul) and teh pencil 4 chewtoiz. Papur 2 shredz, and u r ready to start wit dis bewk!"

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The Ultimate Hentai

 

Written by the author of Time Cube.

 

Illustrated by Rob Liefeld, of course.

 

The real question is: what do lustful tentacle monsters look like after Liefeld has gotten done with them?

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Teletubbies HERO

 

Godzilla Movie HERO (where the PCs are built as Standard Normals...)

 

Vampire HERO... (My apologies if already listed, a search didn't turn it up.)

 

Player: "Okay, I got my required 250-points-worth of Disads, can I buy Skills & Powers now?"

 

GM: "No."

 

Player: "Huh?"

 

GM: "Well, the game is all about your character's problems, so the other things don't matter, really."

 

Player: [cue outraged tone #2] "But, that's stupid!"

 

GM: "I know that, and you know that, but do they" "know that?"

 

Player: "Why in any hell would you think I'd want to play that!?"

 

GM: "I don't. Now you know why I asked everyone to design superhero PCs yesterday."

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Vampire HERO... (My apologies if already listed, a search didn't turn it up.)

 

Player: "Okay, I got my required 250-points-worth of Disads, can I buy Skills & Powers now?"

 

GM: "No."

 

Player: "Huh?"

 

GM: "Well, the game is all about your character's problems, so the other things don't matter, really."

 

Player: [cue outraged tone #2] "But, that's stupid!"

 

GM: "I know that, and you know that, but do they" "know that?"

 

Player: "Why in any hell would you think I'd want to play that!?"

 

GM: "I don't. Now you know why I asked everyone to design superhero PCs yesterday."

 

This is so repped.

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The Ultimate Power.

 

Only the first one hundred would contain rules, the rest would all be fake and filled with references to ninjas.

 

Then we'd all have to try and find The Real Ultimate Power.

 

I don't know about you guys, but I firmly believe that Steve Long regularly flips out and kills people just because he can.

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