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Genre-crossover nightmares


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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

Forever First Knight

 

For 800 years, Lancelot has been a vampire. Now he seeks to become human again. As a Knight of the Round Table, he fights injustice while romancing Queen Guinevere, taking care not to cross her over.

 

 

Maybe if he's lucky (or unlucky, depending on your point of view) enough, Sir Barnabas of Collinswood

will give him a hand in that department...

 

 

 

Major Tom 2009

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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

Can't be any worse then most Gor novels.

 

Must.....resist....tell myself....that was NOT a challenge to create tentacle Gor porn worse than anything Norman wrote...

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary kicks Lucius in the head until he forgets.

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Must.....resist....tell myself....that was NOT a challenge to create tentacle Gor porn worse than anything Norman wrote...

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary kicks Lucius in the head until he forgets.

 

Well, if you do, tell me how it turns out. Since I won't be reading it. ^_^

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Well' date=' if you do, tell me how it turns out. Since I won't be reading it. ^_^[/quote']

 

I'm sorry, what were you saying? I have a ringing in my ears and a headache. Yet strangely, I feel good.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Got to go, the palindromedary is pointing out things I need to do.

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And Barnabas was played by Ben Cross in the remake. Cross was also the villain in First Knight.

 

How about

 

Kung Fu Highlander: The Lost Girl Being Human

 

 

 

Wanna hear something scary? They're doing yet another Dark Shadows movie in the

near future -- with Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins (:nonp:).

 

 

 

Major Tom 2009 :cool:

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