Fitz Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 I don't know when, or how, but this has got to appear in one of my campaigns - but with a lot more weapons attached to it Note: apparently that engine is out of a tank. I don't know what sort of tank. Just a TANK! I can picture the guys lounging around with a few beers... "So, Hans, what are you going to do with that tank engine?" "Dunno, I thought maybe..... motorbike?" "NOW you're talking!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Oh baby Just from the looks of it, I'd say it was a Size 6 or 7, but probably has a Limitation on its Ground Movement giving it double Turn Mode, and a Physical Limitation imposing -3 to Control Rolls. However, if the campaign allows Vehicular PRE, I'd give it about a 20. But that's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Oh baby I concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Oh baby I concede! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Re: Oh baby Oh yeah, there was beer involved in this thing... I wonder if it runs. Monster Garage built a trike with a semi's engine that ran... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Oh baby I want to know what the top speed is. And can you imagine high-siding off this thing? And then having it fall on you? On pavement? Wear a helmet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowcat1313 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Oh baby cool... i think the ww2 kettenkrad was one of the coolest bikes, being a halftracked bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kdansky Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Oh baby Do you think he's ... compensating for something? Why am I the first to make this joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Oh baby 'Cuz yer mind's in da gutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Oh baby In America, bikers change gears with an up-and-down peddle and handlebar clutch. In Soviet Russia tank, gears change you! The great thing about imitating Yakov Smirnov is that you don't have to be funny. I'm probably going to have a nightmare about trying to ride this thing tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Oh baby I smell a Post Apocalyptic campaign... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Oh baby It uses a T-55 engine (IIRC). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markdoc Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Oh baby It uses a T-55 engine (IIRC). You are correct. I read the website. It still doesn't answer the question of why he thought this was good idea. Oh, and bye-the-bye - this thing is actually a three wheeler - there's a side car - so it won't fall over and and smear your leg to paste, Still there's something about Germans and bikes. Last year me and a friend (John Way, for Fitz's reference) were on a drinking tour through northern Germany (near where this bike comes from, actually) and we were cruising down down the autobahn at about 140 Km/hr (about 85 mph). We heard this whining noise and some guy (sans helmet or any kind of protective gear) went whipping past us ON A QUAD BIKE! Now I don't know what he had done to it, but normal quad bikes do not do 90+ MPH! Now I think about it - Fitz - why don't you come and visit? I'll rent a car and we can go and find this guy..... don't you want to ride that bike? And they have cool castles we can visit - plus I know a great bar nearby... Cheers, Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted December 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Re: Oh baby You tempt me curiously, dark stranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Oh baby And if you happen to come to the Ruhr-Valley we can go to the Spirit in Dortmund (nightclub/ disco with Bandido management) or to the Burnout in Witten (unaffiliated Biker Club). Just send me a message, boys. (Nope. me no biker.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Oh baby Cornering on that must be a pig, but I bet you can ride through brick walls with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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