Cancer Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: they haul oil in tanker trucks Q: All those folks you've invited to the orgy ... what on Earth are they doing all day before it starts? A: With spinach not longer on the shelves, he has to eat something green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: With spinach not longer on the shelves' date=' he has to eat [u']something[/u] green. Q: Where is Popeye going with all my ferns? A: Because I"M the Dictator of Gululistan, TAHT"S WHY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I"M the Dictator of Gululistan, TAHT"S WHY! Q: Why are you making all women wear Bikinis? A: It's a double date that will live in Infamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a double date that will live in Infamy. Q: Look, I'm not sure Starfire and I are ready to go out to a movie solo -- this whole "pictures on a screen" thing is still new to her, and I still haven't lived down the time she shot back at those TIE fighters. Somebody is going to HAVE to come with Raven, and you're elected. Why are you looking at me that way, Beast Boy? A: I think you may need some oil, Major Kusanagi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you may need some oil' date=' Major Kusanagi.[/quote'] Q: I spit on you and your "death by bunga-bunga"! Why should I care how you kill me, when my death is meaningless and the right will prevail no matter what? A: Sorry about that; this is a beta-test version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry about that; this is a beta-test version. Q: Could you please explain, Professor, why your next rescue-and-construction android just leveled a shopping mall with a street lamp? A: And this is why you don't feed hallucinogenic mushrooms to Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why you don't feed hallucinogenic mushrooms to Superman. Q: OMG ... that star system just vanished! Like this A: That experiment isn't in your lab's budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That experiment isn't in your lab's budget. Q: But it would be so cool to replace the Magnetic Core of the Earth with a stardrive so I can use it as a spaceship for my campaign of universal conquest! Why can't I? WHY? A: The backstroke, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The backstroke' date=' sir.[/quote'] Q: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?! Sometimes, you have to go with the classics. A: He's not my table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Waiter' date=' what is this fly doing in my soup?! Sometimes, you have to go with the classics. A: He's not my table. Q) Why do you have your feet on Hermit? A) Oddly spaced paragraphs are not deadly weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why do you have your feet on Hermit? A) Oddly spaced paragraphs are not deadly weapons. Q: Why do students of advanced English literature have trouble devising martial arts techniques ? A: they haul gas in tanker trucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: they haul gas in tanker trucks Q: Why is the biker gang attacking Mad Max and his freinds? A: He has 2 extra legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the biker gang attacking Mad Max and his freinds? A: He has 2 extra legs. Q: How do insects spot a spider spy in their midst ? A: I have no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have no idea Q: How long does it take you to find your rear end with both hands, given directions, a strip-map and a five-minute head start? A: Merely asking that question was insult enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Merely asking that question was insult enough. Q: Hey, ain't you the {deleted} who likes to {deleted} his {deleted} sister while a {deleted} {deleted} goat {deleted} her {deleted}? A: The censor got me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, ain't you the {deleted} who likes to {deleted} his {deleted} sister while a {deleted} {deleted} goat {deleted} her {deleted}? A: The censor got me! Q) Basil? Why do you __________________________? A) Six. Five if you run fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Six. Five if you run fast. Q: I'M ON FIRE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! How many appendages are gonna get burned off before I make it to the water? A: I'd shake your hand, but I just washed mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'M ON FIRE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! How many appendages are gonna get burned off before I make it to the water? A: I'd shake your hand, but I just washed mine. Q) Nice to meet...you? A) Silly, she said you were the best 20 seconds of her life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Silly, she said you were the best 20 seconds of her life! Q: Doesn't she like me anymore? We just had sex last night! A: 1001011110. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 1001011110. Q: How many people at this school speak fluent Binary? A: This is so simple that only a three-year-old child can understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many people at this school speak fluent Binary? A: This is so simple that only a three-year-old child can understand it. Q: What reason did the computer programmers give for abandoning the new coding language ? A: Talk to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Talk to me Q: What do I do when the telepathic command circuits fail? A: They just don't build pleasure-droids the way they used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do I do when the telepathic command circuits fail? A: They just don't build pleasure-droids the way they used to. Q: Why were there no fembots in the last Austin Powers movie ? A: I got a better look at the blood and tissue samples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got a better look at the blood and tissue samples Q: Why did you just drive a stake through the heart of the guy we just did an autopsy on and stuff garlic in his mouth? A: That could only happen were the Laws of Physics to go on a prolonged coffee break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you just drive a stake through the heart of the guy we just did an autopsy on and stuff garlic in his mouth? A: That could only happen were the Laws of Physics to go on a prolonged coffee break. Q: When will I get laid? A: Logarithmically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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