Guest Worldmaker Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: What's transparent and saves lives? A: It's only painful when you squeeze. Q. Why do my oranges scream when I juice them? A. Understatement of the decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Understatement of the decade. Q. Is Kara a cheerful person? A. I thought everyone kept tomatoes there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q. Is Kara a cheerful person? A. I thought everyone kept tomatoes there. Q. What's the deal with all the squished red stuff I just blundered into in your shower? A. Its the difference between aiming at the target, and hitting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Its the difference between aiming at the target, and hitting it. Q: Why bother pulling the trigger? A: It's about three feet long, but it fits in your pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Oh, well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Why bother pulling the trigger? A: It's about three feet long, but it fits in your pocket. Q. Is the flexi-measure difficult to carry? A. Its as easy as stopping two angels from entering a church in New Jersey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Its as easy as stopping two angels from entering a church in New Jersey... Q: Do any of these guys actually have a chance of getting a personalized picture from Kara? A: It'll fit, trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: It'll fit, trust me. Q. What did Kara say to Rachel about the new bikini she'd just bought her? (Yes, this actually happened. lol) A. Yes, I own a red mini-van officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q. What did Kara say to Rachel about the new bikini she'd just bought her? (Yes, this actually happened. lol) A. Yes, I own a red mini-van officer. Q: Is that your vehicle parked on the statue of liberty's crown, madam? A: It's significantly larger than the previous one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Is that your vehicle parked on the statue of liberty's crown, madam? A: It's significantly larger than the previous one. Q. What answer could Worldmaker turn into a joke about Kara, Rachel, and bikinis, but won't because he's a friend of theirs? A. The best idea since the pet rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. The best idea since the pet rock. Q: What do you think of Arnie as the new governer of California? A: I'm sorry, it happens every time I burp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: What do you think of Arnie as the new governer of California? A: I'm sorry, it happens every time I burp. Q. Why are the stars blinking on and off like that? A. Just another transparent grab for power on the part of cheap-labor conservatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Just another transparent grab for power on the part of cheap-labor conservatives. Q: Why don't the little golf pencils have erasers? A: I'm just looking for a little Redemption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec Q: Why don't the little golf pencils have erasers? A: I'm just looking for a little Redemption. Q: Why are you helping only short people across the street? A: An insane plot to overthrow the government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Why are you helping only short people across the street? A: An insane plot to overthrow the government Q. What's the deal with Arnold becoming governor of California? A. Bluebell Key Lime Ice Cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Bluebell Key Lime Ice Cream. Q: That's the strangest coloured stain I've ever seen. What is it? A: Wave after wave of them swarmed up my leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: Wave after wave of them swarmed up my leg. Q: My ant farm broke. Has anyone seen my fire ants? A: But, honey, I didn't mean to drunk that get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: My ant farm broke. Has anyone seen my fire ants? A: But, honey, I didn't mean to drunk that get. Q: Mr Kennedy, are you aware you have a squid on your head? A: Lather, Wash, Rinse, repeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: My ant farm broke. Has anyone seen my fire ants? A: But, honey, I didn't mean to drunk that get. Q: Didn't you tell me that you wouldn't drink at your dyslexia meeting? A: You're either tired, hungry, or have a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 A: Lather, Wash, Rinse, repeat Q: What four words in a porno movie have entirely different connotations? A: Is something burning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What four words in a porno movie have entirely different connotations? A: Is something burning? Q: Did you use use any KY? A: I think it has something to do with wombats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Can you answer a question with a question? A. Columbia House Record and Tape Club. Q: How do I get rid of my excess postage stamps? A: I think it's infected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A: I think it has something to do with wombats. Q. Can you explain the Bush administration's foreign policy? A. If Dr. Seuss can do it, so can you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Can you explain the Bush administration's foreign policy? A. If Dr. Seuss can do it, so can you. Q:Could I, Sir If I 'm able Write Iambic Parameter For my produce Label? A: Lady Death takes a holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:Could I, Sir If I 'm able Write Iambic Parameter For my produce Label? A: Lady Death takes a holiday. Q: What occured to slay every pool boy in L.A? A: It drips and grows a little each day, and makes a high sounding buzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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