Hermit Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Question: So, Worldmaker, what would you rather give up than those pictures of Kara everyone is so hot for? Answer: Only if it makes me go blind. Q: Get your ya yas out? A: FORK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: FORK! Q: What is the battlecry of Dark Tick? A: I have no idea. They never did that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: What is the battlecry of Dark Tick? A: I have no idea. They never did that before. Q. How did all these mousetraps end up in the refrigerator? A. LEFT! LEFT! LEFT! OH GOD, KEEP TO THE LEFT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Q: Have any LIberal driving directions ? A: A triumphant (if small) memorial for all time to people everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 A: A triumphant (if small) memorial for all time to people everywhere! Q: What is the significance of the plaque left on the moon by the Apollo astronauts? A: They're all around us! They're coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the #$@&%$ walls!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent 537 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Question: Where can I find clueless poseurs still living with their parents who believe they know everything on a given subject just because they flipped thru a documentary on said subject shown on the Discovery and/or History channels once last year? Answer: You're the fifteenth or the sixteenth person today to ask me that. Here's a tip, bunkie: you have to be smarter than the sign to be able to read it. Now listen closely: (slowly repeat whatever the sign has written on it). EDIT: Yeah, I know, switch to decaf and try deep breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Agent 537 Question: Where can I find clueless poseurs still living with their parents who believe they know everything on a given subject just because they flipped thru a documentary on said subject shown on the Discovery and/or History channels once last year? Answer: You're the fifteenth or the sixteenth person today to ask me that. Here's a tip, bunkie: you have to be smarter than the sign to be able to read it. Now listen closely: (slowly repeat whatever the sign has written on it). Q: How would a forum poster 'help someone' if he was having "Grumpiness: Another unfortunate side effect of hunger"? A: Not QUITE as classy as the new Teen Titans cartoon, but with more sex appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: How would a forum poster 'help someone' if he was having "Grumpiness: Another unfortunate side effect of hunger"? A: Not QUITE as classy as the new Teen Titans cartoon, but with more sex appeal. Q. How would you describe the 4th season of Big Brother? A. This is why I think some fanfiction writers should be put to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. How would you describe the 4th season of Big Brother? A. This is why I think some fanfiction writers should be put to death. Q: Here's my latest story about Foxbat and the Bimbofication ray! Today he takes out Witchcraft. what do you think? A: It doesn't bounce very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. This is why I think some fanfiction writers should be put to death. Q: A story about a free-for-all between FOXBAT, LOBO, THE PUNISHER and the IMPOSSIBLE MAN; can you believe this $#!t? A: Yes, but only if we include the dog and the hamster. Gosh dang you, Hermit. You guys are too quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 I kid... really Originally posted by aylwin13 Gosh dang you, Hermit. You guys are too quick! Hey, could have been worse. I could have posted the story ;0) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Re: I kid... really Originally posted by Hermit Hey, could have been worse. I could have posted the story ;0) OK, you're right. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Here's my latest story about Foxbat and the Bimbofication ray! Today he takes out Witchcraft. what do you think? A: It doesn't bounce very well. Q. Look, why can't I use the Cosmic Casaba Mellon in our intra superteam basketball game? A. She's pretty enough, but I don't think she could pull off the accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Look, why can't I use the Cosmic Casaba Mellon in our intra superteam basketball game? A. She's pretty enough, but I don't think she could pull off the accent. Q: How about Halle Berry to play Storm? A: she's NOT pretty enough, but can do the accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: How about Halle Berry to play Storm? A: she's NOT pretty enough, but can do the accent. Q. Julia Roberts to play an American? A. I don't care how pretty she is, the role calls for a man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Julia Roberts to play an American? A. I don't care how pretty she is, the role calls for a man! Q. So what do you think of my idea to cast Angelina Jolie as Buford Pusser? A. Socks only a mother could love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Socks only a mother could love. Q: What's the result if you iron and crease your socks? A: It's almost as big as a tree, and it's stuck to your left cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: What's the result if you iron and crease your socks? A: It's almost as big as a tree, and it's stuck to your left cheek. Q: Where did that missing peice of Brocolli go? A: Ebony, Ivory, and those little plastic things on the end of shoelaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Where did that missing peice of Brocolli go? A: Ebony, Ivory, and those little plastic things on the end of shoelaces. Q: You open one of the thousands of crates in the warehouse and find... A: Ratchet And Clank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: You open one of the thousands of crates in the warehouse and find... A: Ratchet And Clank. Q:what's the most common sounds heard in a garage? A: Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 21, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers. Q: Are you the one who ordered the platoon of Attack Badgers? A: A bushel of brocolii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: A bushel of brocolii Q: What won't George Bush eat, but ironically fills George W. Bush's skull? A: Whipped cream and a gaggle of geese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What won't George Bush eat, but ironically fills George W. Bush's skull? A: Whipped cream and a gaggle of geese. Q: What did I use to make my high school weekends more fun? A: A squirrel, a mime, and a lit match Mightybec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: A squirrel, a mime, and a lit match Q: What does Seenar need for a good Saturday night? A: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" and "Mein Kampf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" and "Mein Kampf." Q: What does D-Man have on his nightstand? A: Cajun Squid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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