death tribble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, did you see Wife Swap on Fox? A) How could they not hit it big with a name like the Hooters? Q. How on earth did Hootie and the Blowfish sell so many records peddling mediocore middle of the road trash ? A. Deep Throat: The Musical..... On Ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Deep Throat: The Musical..... On Ice Q: What show got canceled because of "shrinkage" problems? A: Magnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What show got canceled because of "shrinkage" problems? A: Magnets. Q. What causes Mechanon and a lot of computer based villains lots of sleepless nights and on-going nightmares ? A. Any way the wind blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Any way the wind blows Q: What song would President Clinton sing when he and Monica were alone? A: A vote for Kara is a vote for natural breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What song would President Clinton sing when he and Monica were alone? A: A vote for Kara is a vote for natural breasts. Q. What slogan did DC ban the Superman family from using when various of its members stood for public office ? A. Neanderthal Reclaimation Agency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What slogan did DC ban the Superman family from using when various of its members stood for public office ? A. Neanderthal Reclaimation Agency Q: Grog's ancestorial lands taken by evil cro mags. How Grog get land back? Who can Grog turn to in world full of discrimination against Slope Browed Americans? A: It would appear our invasion of the planet was not a success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Grog's ancestorial lands taken by evil cro mags. How Grog get land back? Who can Grog turn to in world full of discrimination against Slope Browed Americans? A: It would appear our invasion of the planet was not a success. Q. Lord High Marshal, should the mothership have exploded that way and why are the JLA, who your adjuctant said were dead, heading this way at top speed ? A. The Golden Git Bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Golden Git Bridge Q: Okay, Golden is middle-age and Silver is over the hill, I understand that. When I asked about the elderly people's head, you said "The Silver git hair." But what do the middle-aged get for their teeth? A: On second thought, I think I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, Golden is middle-age and Silver is over the hill, I understand that. When I asked about the elderly people's head, you said "The Silver git hair." But what do the middle-aged get for their teeth? A: On second thought, I think I'll pass. Q: For crying out loud, you've been on the toilet for ten minutes, ready to give up and put your pants on? A: That was SO SO very wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, Golden is middle-age and Silver is over the hill, I understand that. When I asked about the elderly people's head, you said "The Silver git hair." But what do the middle-aged get for their teeth? A: On second thought, I think I'll pass. Q. Ok who wants to be first for colonic irrigation ? A. Fluffy kittens just make me homicidal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was SO SO very wrong. Q: What do you think of my sig quote from Mike Basinger being between Mightybec and Rage? A. Fluffy kittens just make me homicidal Q: What was O.J.'s original defense going to be? A: Wait! I don't live here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of my sig quote from Mike Basinger being between Mightybec and Rage? Q: What was O.J.'s original defense going to be? A: Wait! I don't live here! Q. Congratulations, home owner ! You just won yourself a set of breast implants and a years worth of body waxing. What do you want first ? A. I don't care if you do have that kind of money, I'm still not doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Congratulations, home owner ! You just won yourself a set of breast implants and a years worth of body waxing. What do you want first ? A. I don't care if you do have that kind of money, I'm still not doing it Q: Come on Trib, I bought you a mansion in Texas complete with a long white limo with bullhorns just like on TV. I've got the flight tickets and have paid your cost of living for the next two years. You HAVE to move Texas. A: PlayRam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Come on Trib, I bought you a mansion in Texas complete with a long white limo with bullhorns just like on TV. I've got the flight tickets and have paid your cost of living for the next two years. You HAVE to move Texas. A: PlayRam. Q. What magazine when discussed on the NGD forum finally got Trencher so apoplectic he declared war on the rest of us ? A. the inflatable NGD forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What magazine when discussed on the NGD forum finally got Trencher so apoplectic he declared war on the rest of us ? A. the inflatable NGD forum Q: So, I blow in this nozzle and it fills out spewing nonsense, political philosphy, AND flames? What the heck is this? A: Kleptos, Crazies and Kooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What magazine when discussed on the NGD forum finally got Trencher so apoplectic he declared war on the rest of us ? A. the inflatable NGD forum Q) What do we need with all the hot air around here anyway? A) Aburanta Palapan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kleptos' date=' Crazies and Kooks[/quote'] Q: So, has Steve Long decided on the next 'enemies' book for Dark Champions yet? A) Aburanta Palapan Q: Hey Enforcer, I hear you found out Death Tribble's secret Identity, what is it? A: Gaffel and Ignesco, for those on the down low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gaffel and Ignesco, for those on the down low Q: What are the next two screen names going to be used by Zornwil, once Bazza reaches 20K posts? A:I don't like porno movies, I just like bad jazz.* *Taken from Mike Basinger's sig; I thought it would work well here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A:I don't like porno movies, I just like bad jazz.* *Taken from Mike Basinger's sig; I thought it would work well here. Q: Why are you watching the movie "Rythym Method and Blues Balls"? A: I hold these truths to be utterly false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you watching the movie "Rythym Method and Blues Balls"? A: I hold these truths to be utterly false. Q) So given the vast amount of evidence against you. Why do you continue to run? A) The Mullet of Powder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So given the vast amount of evidence against you. Why do you continue to run? A) The Mullet of Powder Q: Why did Bozimus' head blow up when he put on his hairpeice? A: Now is the time for all good women to come to the aid of single gamers everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now is the time for all good women to come to the aid of single gamers everywhere. Q: What is the latest preamble idea for the next HERO book? A: Pigs in a blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pigs in a blanket. Q. You... you went into Mightybec's bedroom!?! What horrors did you discover there?! A. We'll find out soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You... you went into Mightybec's bedroom!?! What horrors did you discover there?! A. We'll find out soon. Q: So do you think the world will end if George Busch gets elected? A: Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat Ipods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mares eat oats' date=' and does eat oats, and little lambs eat Ipods.[/quote'] Q: Technically speaking, why does Mightybec go after sheep? A: A virgin Margarita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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