Kirby Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Drew Carey for president in '04. Q: Who did Nostradamus predict would be the best Democratic candidate in the new millennium? A: Whatever floats your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who did Nostradamus predict would be the best Democratic candidate in the new millennium? A: Whatever floats your boat. Q: IS it okay if I use Jello instead of water for the bathtub race? A: Kansas residents aquired for nefarious purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: IS it okay if I use Jello instead of water for the bathtub race? A: Kansas residents aquired for nefarious purposes. Q: What did Clark find in a Luthercorp lab on lastnight's episode of smallville? A: Because Micheal Moore sat on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Clark find in a Luthercorp lab on lastnight's episode of smallville? A: Because Micheal Moore sat on it. Q: Why are you burning that director's chair? A: receive the bat and have a ballQ: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: receive the bat and have a ballQ: Q. So, Dick, what did Bruce say to you that made you leave to become Nightwing? A. Give me your kings, let me squeeze them in my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Give me your kings' date=' let me squeeze them in my hand.[/quote'] Q: Just what did Nina Hartley say to get you guys so interested in chess? A: I guess life is just packed with lessons. Klytus and zornwil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just what did Nina Hartley say to get you guys so interested in chess? A: I guess life is just packed with lessons. Q) Hey, did you know that lady fingers are not the fingers of ladies? A) True. But it is how I saved the universe, so there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) True. But it is how I saved the universe' date=' so there.[/quote'] Q: So you're saying that your group was surrounded by Dr. Destroyer, Takofanes, VIPER, and two inter-dimensional conquerors, and that because of your precog, 10d6 Luck, levitating mere centimeters above the ground and an eloquent soliloquy, you were able to win the day simply because this was followed by a presence attack of snapping your fingers one second before a 8.6 earthquake hit the area? That's unbelievable! Surely you wouldn't have allowed it in your own campaign? A: Candygram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Candygram. Q: Sheriff N/BONG!\, how did you stop Mongo? A: That's Headley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's Headley! Q: Are you Hedy Lemarr? A: I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you Hedy Lemarr? A: I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. Q. Mr Voerhoeven what has got you upset about these Movie Statistics ? (director of Robocop, Total Recall and Showgirls) A. It could be worse. I could be Christina Aguilera's stylist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. It could be worse. I could be Christina Aguilera's stylist. Q: SO you're a stylist for Brittany Spears.. are you looking for a pat on the back or sympathy? A: Pain. Lots of pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO you're a stylist for Brittany Spears.. are you looking for a pat on the back or sympathy? A: Pain. Lots of pain. Q. So you're the guy who has to listen to all the political speeches for the National Archives. How do you get through listening to them all without falling asleep or missing something ? A. National 'Point and Laugh at Dave' Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. National 'Point and Laugh at Dave' Day Q: What holiday is Jay Leno trying to instate so that he may attain permanent higher ratings than David Letterman? A: A horsefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What holiday is Jay Leno trying to instate so that he may attain permanent higher ratings than David Letterman? A: A horsefly. Q. In a vote about SNL music guests who beat Ted Nugent as the audience choice ? A. This is the last Cheese and Jam sandwich and it's mine I tell you ! IT'S MINE !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. This is the last Cheese and Jam sandwich and it's mine I tell you ! IT'S MINE !! Q: So, here are our options. Goat Cheese and Toe Jam, Curds and Banana's or Worms and Fish Heads. Who wants what? A: That's no challenge. I demand an Australian Tribble to give me a real challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, here are our options. Goat Cheese and Toe Jam, Curds and Banana's or Worms and Fish Heads. Who wants what? A: That's no challenge. I demand an Australian Tribble to give me a real challenge. Q. Mr Quayle how do you refute the charge that you never had any passing semblence of sanity ? A. A jeep, a pineapple ring pizza, a cherry coke and the open road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A jeep, a pineapple ring pizza, a cherry coke and the open road. Q: What do you need for your trip to the Outback? A: It's a substance I like to call "Silly-cone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you need for your trip to the Outback? A: It's a substance I like to call "Silly-cone." Q: Wow, if you press her breasts against my comic book, the image sticks to her like a tatoo! A: That's unthinkable, that's horrid! Of COURSE I approve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's unthinkable' date=' that's horrid! Of COURSE I approve![/quote'] Q: Hey George, I've got this great idea for modifying Star Wars. Greedo shoots first! What do you think? A: A little epoxy, a little metal shaving, and voila... we have utter crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A little epoxy' date=' a little metal shaving, and voila... we have utter crap.[/quote'] Q: Do you have an idea to give the writers for the next episode of Nip Tuck? A: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb. Q: What happened to your pants? And how did you get all these burn scars? A: This is how the world ends. Not with a truffle, but with a ding-dong. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is how the world ends. Not with a truffle' date=' but with a ding-dong.[/quote'] Q: So did you hear Hostess came up with a slogan in case of an 'End of the World' event? A: Not without my towel you muckraker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So did you hear Hostess came up with a slogan in case of an 'End of the World' event? A: Not without my towel you muckraker! Q: I have 2 round trip tickets to the Andromeda Galaxy. Want to come? A: It conneccts us today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It conneccts us today. Q: What happened to that thing that broke us appart yesterday? A: No clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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