Savinien Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But what happened when he couldn't find the Gerber's? A: Fat guy in a little coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How would you describe Paul Bearer without using the word "greasy"? A. Run away! Run away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What should Champsguy do when Ben gets back? A. Waaah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Super Squirrel say after A&Q passed Longest Thread again? A: Made into a bitter black ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Super Squirrel say after A&Q passed Longest Thread again? A: Made into a bitter black ball. Q) This is all your hopes and dreams? A) The Choice of a Dead Generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Choice of a Dead Generation. Q: Have you tried the new Arsenic Pepsi? A: A little bit of hope, a little glitter, and a huge frickin hammer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you tried the new Arsenic Pepsi? A: A little bit of hope, a little glitter, and a huge frickin hammer! Q: What do you need to become a "Builder of Dreams?" A: Let's not go off on a tangerine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you need to become a "Builder of Dreams?" A: Let's not go off on a tangerine. Q) So, this is like comparing Apples and Oranges? A) A free Pentagon with every purchase!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) A free Pentagon with every purchase!!! Q: What is the US Government offering, to up weapon sales? A: If you said it, it must be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you said it' date=' it must be wrong.[/quote'] Q: Champsguy: Don't you believe me? A: He's just an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's just an idiot. Q: What's your opinion of Tipper Gore? A: Ham Sandwich, with a dill pickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ham Sandwich' date=' with a dill pickle.[/quote'] Q: What to do you call a comedian dating a snob? A: Bingo! Savinien 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bingo! Q: So you're saying that Tipper Gore is really a man? A: stuck on a theme, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: stuck on a theme' date=' apparently.[/quote'] Q: So you're saying you can't get the Tipper Gore love song out of your head? A: That has got to be the worst birthday present ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you're saying you can't get the Tipper Gore love song out of your head? A: That has got to be the worst birthday present ever. Q. So your wife got you a week of colonic irrigations ? A. Mr Anthony and Sgt Moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Mr Anthony and Sgt Moore Q: Did you just say you wanted more of Anthony?! A: I actually don't get the reference, if there is one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's just like that one techno song? A: The brain tumor made him do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's just like that one techno song? A: The brain tumor made him do it. Q. Dear Lord ! Bilko bit the general in the ass ? A. Skipper hates Jerries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Dear Lord ! Bilko bit the general in the ass ? A. Skipper hates Jerries Q) So why did the Barbie Group boycott the Labor Day Telethon? A) This is like that time when you did that thing to that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So why did the Barbie Group boycott the Labor Day Telethon? A) This is like that time when you did that thing to that guy. Q: I don't want you to EVER mention what happened here again! A: I want more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want more. Q: What's your opinion on colonoscopies? A: Nailed in the head again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your opinion on colonoscopies? A: Nailed in the head again. Q) Where were you? A) Carcinogenic Sweetness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Carcinogenic Sweetness! Q) What flavor lolipop is that? A: Lasagna and a praline, on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What flavor lolipop is that? A: Lasagna and a praline, on fire. Q. What did you propose giving to the refugees as a treat ? A. NCOs to the guardroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. NCOs to the guardroom Q: Hey, isn't there supposed to be an officer coming to inspect this place soon? A: If he were so smart, he wouldn't be speaking French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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