Onyxclaw Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next, is oxygen! Q:We have already combusted some of the rarest chemical's in the world and put out the flames with some of the second most....which common, breathable, superessential element from the periodic table will we be adding to the flame next? A: Cause god got lazy and is recycling sets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cause god got lazy and is recycling sets. Q: Why does every planet we go to look like southern California? A: And next, I'll make the Earth disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And next' date=' I'll make the Earth disappear.[/quote'] Q: Honey, where did you put the car keys? A: I Don't Believe A Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey, where did you put the car keys? A: I Don't Believe A Word. Q) You think Tim can make the world disappear? A) Right after the Alice Cooper/Ozzy Osbourne fight on Showtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Right after the Alice Cooper/Ozzy Osbourne fight on Showtime.Q. Hey' date=' when's the premiere of [i']KISS vs. GWAR[/i]? A. You complain incessantly... and you smell like a dung-heap... and you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey' date=' when's the premiere of [i']KISS vs. GWAR[/i]? A. You complain incessantly... and you smell like a dung-heap... and you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential. Q; What do you think my good points are? A: For such a big man, it's awfully small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: For such a big man' date=' it's awfully small.[/quote']Q. What do you think of Michael Clarke Duncan's new Austin Mini? A. Look, it came from space. You don't own space. So stop acting like you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you think of Michael Clarke Duncan's new Austin Mini? A. Look, it came from space. You don't own space. So stop acting like you do. Q) What are you doing with my Flux Capacitor? A) Keep your chin up and keep reaching for the stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Keep your chin up and keep reaching for the stars.Q. What should I do? I have a nosebleed, but I'll never go to the Oscars again, so this may be my only chance ever to grope a celebrity!! A. I first got the five dollars from a Montana man when he come across the line with a pistol in his hand... He said "Gimme all your money!" but I got to his first, and I took his Colts too and the whole first verse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What should I do? I have a nosebleed, but I'll never go to the Oscars again, so this may be my only chance ever to grope a celebrity!! A. I first got the five dollars from a Montana man when he come across the line with a pistol in his hand... He said "Gimme all your money!" but I got to his first, and I took his Colts too and the whole first verse. Q) Hey stranger, why the long face? A) Asstrodamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey stranger, why the long face? A) Asstrodamus. Q. Whose predictions and prophercies of the future though coded and dire were so ill received that it originated the phrase 'Talking out of your backside' ? A. This is an emergency surgical procedure, pass me the lemonade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Whose predictions and prophercies of the future though coded and dire were so ill received that it originated the phrase 'Talking out of your backside' ? A. This is an emergency surgical procedure, pass me the lemonade Q: Where can I find a doctor to resuscitate the English Cricket Team? A: What would Death Tribble do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where can I find a doctor to resuscitate the English Cricket Team? A: What would Death Tribble do? Q. When Zornwil is throwing a tantrum what is Bazza likely to think first ? A. Little pink booties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Zornwil's present when DT gave birth to baby Death Tribble? A: Bazza is the best person in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Make a Zen statement! A: Oh no! Not the phone book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Make a Zen statement! A: Oh no! Not the phone book! Q: You said you'd shove anything up your backside for 10 dollars. Here you go. A: These kids were smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: These kids were smart.Q. Why are we paintin' this fence, again? A. Look, of course it's racist; it's a classic of American literature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Look' date=' of [i']course[/i] it's racist; it's a classic of American literature. Q: You want to ban Canada Ho: The Northern Prostitute because it offends? A: Because blaming America for everything is easier than thinking for one's self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want to ban Canada Ho: The Northern Prostitute because it offends? A: Because blaming America for everything is easier than thinking for one's self. Q) Why does George Bush lie to us? A) Well, after leaving himself so open I had to kill him so he'd learn something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Well' date=' after leaving himself so open I had to kill him so he'd learn something.[/quote']Q. Master, are you aware that this is the third of your students- this month alone- to die in his first Kung Fu lesson? A. Thus, we see that not every cloud has a silver lining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Thus' date=' we see that not [i']every[/i] cloud has a silver lining. Q: So, Professor, you have captured on infrared video a swarm of were-bats flying through a fog bank. What's your point? A: We don't do that here anymore. It got sent offshore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't this town use to have a Stars And Stripes manufacturer? A: Well, yeah, a porc-u-pine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' yeah, a porc-u-pine![/quote']Q. We've had fourteen children injured today at the petting zoo! What's going on- are there any new animals there today? A. Second star to the right... and straight on until morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. We've had fourteen children injured today at the petting zoo! What's going on- are there any new animals there today? A. Second star to the right... and straight on until morning. Q: How do I get to Epsilon 3? A: I rather drick Cobra juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do I get to Epsilon 3? A: I rather drick Cobra juice. Q) Wanna try my home made Sprite? A) The reverberations were felt as far as Earth -Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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