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6 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: We have tonight's mashup  -

Q: But "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" and :"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" don't even scan!  Or will you somehow take that as a challenge?

 

A: You can tell everybody this is your song, because no way in heck do I want the credit for it!

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On 2/6/2022 at 4:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: You can tell everybody this is your song, because no way in heck do I want the credit for it!

 

Q: Can you believe I wrote a song for Cardi B?

 

A: Nothing half a kilo of C-4 wouldn't fix. 

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 A: Is there in Beauty no Truth?

 

Q: What was your question about flavor mixing in quantum chromodynamics?

 

A:  "Don't worry, I know you'll never understand it."[

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45 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: This pool is extremely tiny. 

 

Q: We're trying to find actual journalists working for Breitbart. 

 

A: It dates back to before the reign of the Cro-Magnon. 

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to death we go!

 

Q: The Wicked Queen is really on a rampage! Has anyone told the Dwarfs?

 

A: Given the available choices, I'll take the habanero toothpaste. 

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2 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: Given the available choices, I'll take the habanero toothpaste. 

 

Q: We're giving away free samples of our Hazmat Toiletries!  What's your preference?  The Plutonium Suppositories?  LSD Eyedrops?  Eau d'tetradotoxin cologne?  FOOF body wash?  Mescaline shampoo and conditioner?

 

A: Russian roulette.  With a derringer.

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On 3/1/2022 at 1:01 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: I understand the Russian Generals are organizing a gaming group. What do they play?

 

A: You have failed me for the penultimate time!

 

Q: What is written on the minion's tombstone?

 

A: This was supposed to happen last millennia. 

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Just now, Asperion said:

A: This was supposed to happen last millennia. 

 

Q: So Russia's invading their neighbors again? 

 

A: Like a peeping Tom with a palantir

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Yes, Galadriel and I had sex. Several times, in fact. 

 

Q: Galadriel seems really depressed. It's your fault, isn't it?

 

A: An ocean of seltzer. 

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1 hour ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: Whaddaya want with your continent of bourbon?

 

A: Carbonation!  I must have carbonation!

 

Q: Why are we planning this invasion of the Pepsi distribution center?

 

A: This is your spacecraft. 

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On 3/7/2022 at 3:41 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Nobody else knows who he is, but in his own mind he's the total trip!

 

Q: He won the 1997 Phoenix Marathon? So what?

 

A: It's all coming back to me now. Unfortunately.

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6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: And this is why Jake from State Farm can't get a date.

 

Q: "Battleship grade protection"?  What kind of condoms is he carrying?

 

A: No one is impressed by Insoles of Steel, either.

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17 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: "Battleship grade protection"?  What kind of condoms is he carrying?

 

A: No one is impressed by Insoles of Steel, either.

 

Q: What is the latest development from the construction industry that is being thrust upon everyone?

 

A: These boots of speed are not functioning as prescribed. 

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