Michael Hopcroft Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have tonight's mashup - Q: But "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" and :"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" don't even scan! Or will you somehow take that as a challenge? A: You can tell everybody this is your song, because no way in heck do I want the credit for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Hellp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 On 2/6/2022 at 4:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You can tell everybody this is your song, because no way in heck do I want the credit for it! Q: Can you believe I wrote a song for Cardi B? A: Nothing half a kilo of C-4 wouldn't fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 10 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Nothing half a kilo of C-4 wouldn't fix. Q: What do we do to fix this machine that's translating everything we say into bad Russian? A: Is there in Beauty no Truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Is there in Beauty no Truth? Q: What was your question about flavor mixing in quantum chromodynamics? A: "Don't worry, I know you'll never understand it."[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 10 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: What was your question about flavor mixing in quantum chromodynamics? A: "Don't worry, I know you'll never understand it."[ Q: Why is everyone diving into the quantum pool? A: This pool is extremely tiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 45 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This pool is extremely tiny. Q: We're trying to find actual journalists working for Breitbart. A: It dates back to before the reign of the Cro-Magnon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 22 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It dates back to before the reign of the Cro-Magnon. Q: A particularly successful Australopithicus Africanus baked the first pizza? Who knew? A: Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to death we go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to death we go! Q: The Wicked Queen is really on a rampage! Has anyone told the Dwarfs? A: Given the available choices, I'll take the habanero toothpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Given the available choices, I'll take the habanero toothpaste. Q: We're giving away free samples of our Hazmat Toiletries! What's your preference? The Plutonium Suppositories? LSD Eyedrops? Eau d'tetradotoxin cologne? FOOF body wash? Mescaline shampoo and conditioner? A: Russian roulette. With a derringer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Russian roulette. With a derringer. Q: I understand the Russian Generals are organizing a gaming group. What do they play? A: You have failed me for the penultimate time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 On 3/1/2022 at 1:01 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I understand the Russian Generals are organizing a gaming group. What do they play? A: You have failed me for the penultimate time! Q: What is written on the minion's tombstone? A: This was supposed to happen last millennia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Just now, Asperion said: A: This was supposed to happen last millennia. Q: So Russia's invading their neighbors again? A: Like a peeping Tom with a palantir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 13 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Like a peeping Tom with a palantir. Q: I need to learn the secret of Galadriel's lingere! To do it, I need somethinglike...? A: Yes, Galadriel and I had sex. Several times, in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Yes, Galadriel and I had sex. Several times, in fact. Q: Galadriel seems really depressed. It's your fault, isn't it? A: An ocean of seltzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: An ocean of seltzer. Q: Whaddaya want with your continent of bourbon? A: Carbonation! I must have carbonation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Q: Whaddaya want with your continent of bourbon? A: Carbonation! I must have carbonation! Q: Why are we planning this invasion of the Pepsi distribution center? A: This is your spacecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 13 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is your spacecraft. Q: Is this wonderful new refrigerator box for me? A: The tricycle there is the star drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 On 3/4/2022 at 10:05 PM, Cancer said: A: The tricycle there is the star drive. Q: How would a little kid get to William Shatner's house? A: Nobody else knows who he is, but in his own mind he's the total trip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 On 3/7/2022 at 3:41 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Nobody else knows who he is, but in his own mind he's the total trip! Q: He won the 1997 Phoenix Marathon? So what? A: It's all coming back to me now. Unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: It's all coming back to me now. Unfortunately. Q: How'd that dinner at Day Old Sushi go? A: One fish, red fish, two fish, dead fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 22 minutes ago, Cancer said: Q: How'd that dinner at Day Old Sushi go? A: One fish, red fish, two fish, dead fish. Q: What is all the issues about the Sea of Japan? A: Mutual of Dathomir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 23 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Mutual of Dathomir Q: Who dare balks at paying our claim for the loss of the Death Star? A: And this is why Jake from State Farm can't get a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And this is why Jake from State Farm can't get a date. Q: "Battleship grade protection"? What kind of condoms is he carrying? A: No one is impressed by Insoles of Steel, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 17 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: "Battleship grade protection"? What kind of condoms is he carrying? A: No one is impressed by Insoles of Steel, either. Q: What is the latest development from the construction industry that is being thrust upon everyone? A: These boots of speed are not functioning as prescribed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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