Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 On 4/17/2022 at 9:20 AM, Asperion said: A: And that was when I casually said that I would like a dog's life. Q: And so you got really confused about being a cat? A: I am the immovable object against which your irresistible force is smashed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I am the immovable object against which your irresistible force is smashed! Q: Hello, is this the customer service line for the Internal Revenue Service? A: What is the square root of IDGAF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 9 hours ago, Pariah said: A: What is the square root of IDGAF? Q: If you didn't want to take Calculus, shouldn't you have said so? A: Just wait 'til Florida hears where Algebra and Double-Entry Bookkeeping came from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 17 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Just wait 'til Florida hears where Algebra and Double-Entry Bookkeeping came from! Q: There is a bitter argument in Tallahassee about whether teaching differential equations belongs in the Crimes Against Nature bill or the Crimes Against Humanity bill. Are you sure there'll be trouble about double jeopardy if they leave it in both? A: Oddly, Lagrange's Identity tells you nothing about Lagrange. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 6:16 PM, Cancer said: A: Oddly, Lagrange's Identity tells you nothing about Lagrange. Q: Who are those musicians with the incredibly long beards, and why are they buying houses here? A: Actually, we're pretty lousy musicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 On 4/21/2022 at 11:19 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Who are those musicians with the incredibly long beards, and why are they buying houses here? A: Actually, we're pretty lousy musicians. Q: What makes this barbershop quartet so different from any other around? A: When you said to fan it, I didn't realize that this was what you had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 On 4/23/2022 at 9:00 AM, Asperion said: A: When you said to fan it, I didn't realize that this was what you had in mind. Q: Where do you want the cheerleaders to go? A: Mi interŝanĝis tricent lingvojn, nur kelkaj homoj parolas kontraŭ unu lingvo, kiun neniu parolas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 On 4/24/2022 at 11:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Mi interŝanĝis tricent lingvojn, nur kelkaj homoj parolas kontraŭ unu lingvo, kiun neniu parolas! Q: <output of random gesture simulation vaguely reminiscent of some sort of sign language>? A: Yeah, well, ... so's your mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 16 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Yeah, well, ... so's your mother! Q - What did you say to King Oedipus to earn a death sentence? A - A chicken with the face of a monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A - A chicken with the face of a monkey. Q: What is that -- a monkey with the body of a chicken? A: Why are you upset that I "ruined a perfectly good pony" for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is that -- a monkey with the body of a chicken? A: Why are you upset that I "ruined a perfectly good pony" for you? Q: Why do I get this feeling that you don't like my pony stew? A: This is supposed to be the way to our destination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 46 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This is supposed to be the way to our destination. Q: Well, here we are in Albuquerque. Why do you want to turn left? A: What a way for a Duke to travel — underground! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 On 4/30/2022 at 9:17 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Well, here we are in Albuquerque. Why do you want to turn left? A: What a way for a Duke to travel — underground! Q: My Lord wants to visit all the best places of his planet yet stay undetectable. How else would we be able to provide this request? A: That planet actually hides a black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 5 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: My Lord wants to visit all the best places of his planet yet stay undetectable. How else would we be able to provide this request? A: That planet actually hides a black hole. Q: This looks like more of a job for Doctor Who and less for Jean-kuc Picard, don't you think? A: Didn't you read the sign that said "NO Magical Tacnukes past this point? I'm gonna have to see your License, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 On 5/3/2022 at 3:16 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: This looks like more of a job for Doctor Who and less for Jean-kuc Picard, don't you think? A: Didn't you read the sign that said "NO Magical Tacnukes past this point? I'm gonna have to see your License, Q: I am the Lord High Magistar, giver of rules and decrees. Who dares to challenge my great authority? A: That is one to never see again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That is one to never see again. Q: So, you saw Highlander II? A: It sure sucks, I'll give it that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Just now, Pariah said: A: It sure sucks, I'll give it that. Q: And how do you like your new vacuum cleaner? A: That is not one of the preferred uses for a Roomba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That is not one of the preferred uses for a Roomba. Q: I've programmed it with a Monte Carlo algorithm to simulate Brownian motion! A: That's not my leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 22 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: I've programmed it with a Monte Carlo algorithm to simulate Brownian motion! A: That's not my leg. Q: What did the Terminator say to the Predator in that mutual death? A: This is my Terminator. Get your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 13 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is my Terminator. Get your own. Q: And why do you insist I leave Slade out of Teen Titans Go!? A: So you want me to choose between working for the Billionaire trying to kill James Bond, or working for the Billionaire trying to kill Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: So you want me to choose between working for the Billionaire trying to kill James Bond, or working for the Billionaire trying to kill Superman. Q: Well, supervillains are feeling the crunch of inflation just like everybody else. If you really want to work as a henchman, you pretty much have to take what's available. A: I don't believe that man is actually from Nantucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 23 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Well, supervillains are feeling the crunch of inflation just like everybody else. If you really want to work as a henchman, you pretty much have to take what's available. A: I don't believe that man is actually from Nantucket. Q: Just because he's got a cockney accent, you distrust his claim of origin? A: Judge Dedd teaches the ABC's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 9 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Judge Dedd teaches the ABC's. Q: When you were born in the Mega-City One prisons, how do you learn to write? A: Are you kidding? The whole city is a prison! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 5/15/2022 at 6:14 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: When you were born in the Mega-City One prisons, how do you learn to write? A: Are you kidding? The whole city is a prison! Q: Why do the police seem to have such extreme power, and why are there are there these walls everywhere? A: Let us introduce the new President - Dredd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Let us introduce the new President - Dredd. Q: The next President has to be better than the last few, right? Right? A: Bigger than Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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