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13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Now is the time for all good people to come to the aid of their favorite television program!

 

Q: Good grief, is it time for the PBS membership drive again?

 

A: It's bad, sir. The barbarians are at the gate, and they're riding ankylosaurs. 

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23 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Good grief, is it time for the PBS membership drive again?

 

A: It's bad, sir. The barbarians are at the gate, and they're riding ankylosaurs. 

 

Q: What makes you believe that our doutanioum walls will not be able to withstand their attacks?

 

A: This guard dog is not the problem. 

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On 12/5/2021 at 3:46 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Aww, look at the cute little terrier with a collar packed with C4 -- wait, what?

 

A: If you think that's impressive, wait until I show you Ice-Thirteen!

 

Q: With all those lasers, don't you believe those skaters made an impressive demonstration?

 

A: You underestimated human stupidity. 

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On 12/15/2021 at 9:13 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: So what did you think of the latest AAA video game?

 

A: And that's why I broke up with the Master Chief.

 

Q: So Master Chief destroyed your home planet, stole the entire family,  and left you for dead?

 

A: May the Krumpus spirit take you all!!!

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: He believes he is the world's richest dog. He is mistaken.

 

Q: Hey, what was going on that they hauled away Garfield in a straitjacket?

 

A: There is another step down from getting coal in your stocking.  It's getting prune juice in your stocking.

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2 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: There is another step down from getting coal in your stocking.  It's getting prune juice in your stocking.

Q: I know you hate the kid, but aren't you at least going to freeze it first?

 

A:  Grandma got run over by a reindeer, who is now doing ten-to-twenty for vehicular manslaughter.

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14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: I know you hate the kid, but aren't you at least going to freeze it first?

 

A:  Grandma got run over by a reindeer, who is now doing ten-to-twenty for vehicular manslaughter.

 

Q: Why are all the children claiming to have a terrible Christmas this year?

 

A: Rudolph's nose is actually a black light. 

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5 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: All I want for Christmas is Utah. 

 

Q: You've got Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho, and Alberta.  Why the long face?

 

A: Hey, some people give cars.  Some people give repossession notices.

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On 12/23/2021 at 8:54 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: I got a copy of Desert Bus for Christmas?What gives, Santa?

 

A: Nice job downing that drone, but I think we've both been put on the Naughty List.

 

Q: What makes you believe that Santa won't be visiting anyone this year?

 

A: The drome patrol is at their rounds again. 

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On 1/1/2022 at 9:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Didn't there used to be an air base here?

 

A: Sure, I can get you a squadron of Spitfires, but it's up to you to fly them.

 

Q: What do you mean by the "human toll" that comes separate?

 

A: That volleyball was spiked by the Hulk. 

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On 1/3/2022 at 11:55 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: The first tourist trip to Mars blasts off in a week, and I got you a ticket.

 

Q: What would Pariah sell his left arm to be able to say to Donald Trump and his flunkies?

 

A: That's my secret. I'm always cranky.

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17 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: That's my secret. I'm always cranky.

 

Q:  Man, you have a lot of wind-up toys.  How do you keep them all going?

 

A: They're like unicorns.  They don't actually exist any more.

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14 minutes ago, Cancer said:

 

Q:  Man, you have a lot of wind-up toys.  How do you keep them all going?

 

A: They're like unicorns.  They don't actually exist any more.

 

Q: What do you mean that we don't have any Death Tribbles on stock?

 

A: That is the power of.  . . . 

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