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6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If you want original thinking, don't go to Warner Brothers.

 

Q: Why does the frog only sing Hello! Ma Baby?

 

A: If you're waiting for “La donna è mobile” from Verdi’s Rigoletto, you're gonna be waiting a while.

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1 minute ago, Cancer said:

A: If you're waiting for “La donna è mobile” from Verdi’s Rigoletto, you're gonna be waiting a while.

Q: Thanks for inviting me to the Foo Fighters concert!  But I'm not sure just what they're going to play. Any thoughts?

 

A: All these years and nobody's defeated Foo yet!

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On 10/2/2022 at 6:54 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Wher5e do you want t0o send us? Because I really need to turn left somewhere.

 

A: Your movies are now labeled as being made for adult collectors. Good to see you're already naked.

 

Q: Welcome to the AVN awards show.  Do you have anything that you would like to announce?

 

A: That is not a turban,  it's a furban.

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On 10/27/2022 at 1:01 PM, Cancer said:

A:  You FIEND!  That was my sainted mother's own antimatter carbine!

Q: I commanded you, in the name of the Padashaw Emperor, to turn in all your weapons. So why are you resisting, Fremen scum?

 

A: My name is a word that gives my enimes brain-freeze headaches. The Emperor doesn't stand a chance!

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7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: My name is a word that gives my enemies brain-freeze headaches. The Emperor doesn't stand a chance!

 

Q: Is it true? Are you the feared warrior Froyo?

 

A: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. I just hope I can keep it that way!

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24 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: That was my special dilithium muffler. 

 

Q: That ... that thing on the leaf blower that suddenly disintegrated and now the leaf blower is just as intolerably annoyingly loud as all the others ... what was it, and where can I get one?

 

A: No, you can't put that on your teacher.  Well, I suppose you can ask them.

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11 minutes ago, Cancer said:

A: No, you can't put that on your teacher.  Well, I suppose you can ask them.

 

Q: I've created a sunscreen that includes a generous dose of Bushmill's. Do you think Dr. C would approve?

 

A: Two goats and a jug of wine.

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On 11/18/2022 at 11:41 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What went so horribly wrong with Omar Khayyam's drive-thru order?

 

A: When watching this film, just remember that I did not write the screenplay.

This film looks like someone slapped a bunch of holiday specials together and called it a day.  Who approved this rubbish?

 

A: This city doesn't have enough population,  only 25 million. 

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4 hours ago, Cancer said:

A:  Well, it's only a little singed on the bottom, once I chiseled off the charred stuff on top.

 

Q: Let me guess, you left Pariah in charge of the desserts again. 

 

A: The cake is not a lie, but it is a bit of an exaggeration.

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On 5/26/2011 at 5:48 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Re: Answers & Questions

Q:  You think y7ou heard Blatant Lies about Angela Lansbury -- and now it's going after you with guns and an small blade (for which I sold would know aneurisms, and is I know someone you could pound an invader to bits and would celebrate with a complex leader If you show up an axe in public.?"

 

A: Look at your life through Hell's eyes.

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10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q:  You think y7ou heard Blatant Lies about Angela Lansbury -- and now it's going after you with guns and an small blade (for which I sold would know aneurisms, and is I know someone you could pound an invader to bits and would celebrate with a complex leader If you show up an axe in public.?"

 

A: Look at your life through Hell's eyes.

 

Q: What is just a normal day like in Congress?

 

A: I revel in my illogic. 

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