Cancer Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you want original thinking, don't go to Warner Brothers. Q: Why does the frog only sing Hello! Ma Baby? A: If you're waiting for “La donna è mobile” from Verdi’s Rigoletto, you're gonna be waiting a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Cancer said: A: If you're waiting for “La donna è mobile” from Verdi’s Rigoletto, you're gonna be waiting a while. Q: Thanks for inviting me to the Foo Fighters concert! But I'm not sure just what they're going to play. Any thoughts? A: All these years and nobody's defeated Foo yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 On 8/31/2022 at 8:18 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Thanks for inviting me to the Foo Fighters concert! But I'm not sure just what they're going to play. Any thoughts? A: All these years and nobody's defeated Foo yet! Q: What ever happened to the Machu warrior? A: Planet side down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 9 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Planet side down. Q: How do flat-Earthers like their eggs? A: That is the worst Mister Incredible meme I've ever scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 On 9/27/2022 at 9:53 PM, Pariah said: Q: How do flat-Earthers like their eggs? A: That is the worst Mister Incredible meme I've ever scene. Q: What did he hope to accomplish with his water walking stint? A: Ambassador Groin is here to solve all the problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Ambassador Groin is here to solve all the problems. Q: Why is everyone wearing steel-toed boots? A: It's somewhere on the gray-tan spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 20 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It's somewhere on the gray-tan spectrum. Q: What was the rejected Superman costume that got the colorist fired? A: You are doing a job badly trained chimps can do, yet you are failing at it so badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You are doing a job badly trained chimps can do, yet you are failing at it so badly. Q: How do parents view my work as a teacher? A: This is the way. To Albuquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: This is the way. To Albuquerque. Q: Wher5e do you want t0o send us? Because I really need to turn left somewhere. A: Your movies are now labeled as being made for adult collectors. Good to see you're already naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 On 10/2/2022 at 6:54 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Wher5e do you want t0o send us? Because I really need to turn left somewhere. A: Your movies are now labeled as being made for adult collectors. Good to see you're already naked. Q: Welcome to the AVN awards show. Do you have anything that you would like to announce? A: That is not a turban, it's a furban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 On 10/10/2022 at 11:19 AM, Asperion said: A: That is not a turban, it's a furban. Q: You know you've got a live skunk snoozing on your head? A: You FIEND! That was my sainted mother's own antimatter carbine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 10/27/2022 at 1:01 PM, Cancer said: A: You FIEND! That was my sainted mother's own antimatter carbine! Q: I commanded you, in the name of the Padashaw Emperor, to turn in all your weapons. So why are you resisting, Fremen scum? A: My name is a word that gives my enimes brain-freeze headaches. The Emperor doesn't stand a chance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: My name is a word that gives my enemies brain-freeze headaches. The Emperor doesn't stand a chance! Q: Is it true? Are you the feared warrior Froyo? A: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. I just hope I can keep it that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Is it true? Are you the feared warrior Froyo? A: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. I just hope I can keep it that way! Q: Why is Doomsday always so angry at everything? A: That was my special dilithium muffler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 24 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That was my special dilithium muffler. Q: That ... that thing on the leaf blower that suddenly disintegrated and now the leaf blower is just as intolerably annoyingly loud as all the others ... what was it, and where can I get one? A: No, you can't put that on your teacher. Well, I suppose you can ask them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: No, you can't put that on your teacher. Well, I suppose you can ask them. Q: I've created a sunscreen that includes a generous dose of Bushmill's. Do you think Dr. C would approve? A: Two goats and a jug of wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Two goats and a jug of wine. Q: What went so horribly wrong with Omar Khayyam's drive-thru order? A: When watching this film, just remember that I did not write the screenplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 On 11/18/2022 at 11:41 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What went so horribly wrong with Omar Khayyam's drive-thru order? A: When watching this film, just remember that I did not write the screenplay. This film looks like someone slapped a bunch of holiday specials together and called it a day. Who approved this rubbish? A: This city doesn't have enough population, only 25 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 On 12/1/2022 at 8:26 AM, Asperion said: A: This city doesn't have enough population, only 25 million. Q: What did the citizen of Coruscant say on the first day of his visit to Tokyo? A: I refuse to hear you speak in that appalling mongrel dialect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I refuse to hear you speak in that appalling mongrel dialect! Q: Brennt Paris? A: Well, it's only a little singed on the bottom, once I chiseled off the charred stuff on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Well, it's only a little singed on the bottom, once I chiseled off the charred stuff on top. Q: Let me guess, you left Pariah in charge of the desserts again. A: The cake is not a lie, but it is a bit of an exaggeration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: The cake is not a lie, but it is a bit of an exaggeration. Q: "Lord Baltimore cake"? Like, there's real lord in it? A: No, but there are illegitimate offspring involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: No, but there are illegitimate offspring involved. Q: Why are four different men fighting ot be King? Don't we already have one? A: Virgin Queen my ***! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 (edited) On 5/26/2011 at 5:48 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Re: Answers & Questions Q: You think y7ou heard Blatant Lies about Angela Lansbury -- and now it's going after you with guns and an small blade (for which I sold would know aneurisms, and is I know someone you could pound an invader to bits and would celebrate with a complex leader If you show up an axe in public.?" A: Look at your life through Hell's eyes. Edited December 12, 2022 by Michael Hopcroft Looks like I got the light and thread wrong. Hang on a sec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You think y7ou heard Blatant Lies about Angela Lansbury -- and now it's going after you with guns and an small blade (for which I sold would know aneurisms, and is I know someone you could pound an invader to bits and would celebrate with a complex leader If you show up an axe in public.?" A: Look at your life through Hell's eyes. Q: What is just a normal day like in Congress? A: I revel in my illogic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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