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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: Bigger than Elvis.

Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

 

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A: He did have a tiny little car.

 

Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma?

 

A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song.

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On 5/23/2022 at 5:48 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

 

 

Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma?

 

A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song.

 

Q: Why are all the guards at this Tower women?

 

A: We are at the Tree of AntiLife. 

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On 5/26/2022 at 2:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: You say this tree was plantred here by Darkseid and nothing else grows here for miles?

 

A: No, you can't be 007 yet. You'll have to wait your turn like everyone else.

 

Q: Just because you're Satan,  what makes you believe that you can be the next 007?

 

A: And you thought your reality was messed up. 

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On 6/25/2022 at 12:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: You mean this isn't a referral list to the mental health clinic? What is it then.

 

A: When you see there is an entire "Anti-Lunatics Squad" in the Gotham City PD, you start looking for how dark Batman '66 could be.

 

Q: Why is the budget for Arkham Asylum 66% of the state budget?

 

A: From now on, all prisons will be called asylums. 

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On 7/27/2022 at 3:31 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: How is it so dang easy to kill Green Lanterns?

 

A: Chaos is Power! Power is Chaos! RADISHES ARE CUCUMBERS!

 

Q: Dr. Doom, now that you have your ultimate goal,  what are you going to do next?

 

A: We have an expert for biology,  psychology,  nature,  evolution,  and technology.  This project calls for an expert on Snarfs. 

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