Cancer Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Bigger than Elvis. Q: Did you ever hear of Enos Presley? A: He did have a tiny little car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 (edited) 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Bigger than Elvis. Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet? Quote A: He did have a tiny little car. Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma? A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song. Edited May 23 by Michael Hopcroft Ninja;d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 On 5/23/2022 at 5:48 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet? Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma? A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song. Q: Why are all the guards at this Tower women? A: We are at the Tree of AntiLife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are at the Tree of AntiLife. Q: You say this tree was plantred here by Darkseid and nothing else grows here for miles? A: No, you can't be 007 yet. You'll have to wait your turn like everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 On 5/26/2022 at 2:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You say this tree was plantred here by Darkseid and nothing else grows here for miles? A: No, you can't be 007 yet. You'll have to wait your turn like everyone else. Q: Just because you're Satan, what makes you believe that you can be the next 007? A: And you thought your reality was messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 On 6/14/2022 at 11:00 AM, Asperion said: A: And you thought your reality was messed up. Q: Get me out of here, Doctor Strange! The Redhats are in charge! A: I came. I saw. I turned around and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I came. I saw. I turned around and left. Q: Wait, you were in Washington DC last January 6th? Why aren't you in jail? A: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is on my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 On 6/16/2022 at 12:35 PM, Pariah said: A: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is on my list. Q: Why aren't you willing to show me your itinerary for the trip to Mars? Do you really mind that I've been asked to come with you? A: ALL of the Chickens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 On 6/17/2022 at 10:17 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why aren't you willing to show me your itinerary for the trip to Mars? Do you really mind that I've been asked to come with you? A: ALL of the Chickens! Q: How is KFC planning on taking over the business world? A: That is my project. Over there you will discover yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is my project. Over there you will discover yours. Q: What is this half-completed marzipan star destroyer? A: Those are pot stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Those are pot stickers. Q: All right! Who covered my Dutch Oven with Spider-Man illustrations? A: Every joke has a victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Time and tide wait for no man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 31 minutes ago, unclevlad said: A: Time and tide wait for no man. Q: Aren't you just a little sorry Bear Bryant isn't around to catch Nick Saban's glory? A: No sane man hopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Aren't you just a little sorry Bear Bryant isn't around to catch Nick Saban's glory? A: No sane man hopes. Q: What are we doing at this Insanity symposium? A: List of attendees at an Insanity symposium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: List of attendees at an Insanity symposium. Q: You mean this isn't a referral list to the mental health clinic? What is it then. A: When you see there is an entire "Anti-Lunatics Squad" in the Gotham City PD, you start looking for how dark Batman '66 could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted Thursday at 05:09 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 05:09 PM On 6/25/2022 at 12:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You mean this isn't a referral list to the mental health clinic? What is it then. A: When you see there is an entire "Anti-Lunatics Squad" in the Gotham City PD, you start looking for how dark Batman '66 could be. Q: Why is the budget for Arkham Asylum 66% of the state budget? A: From now on, all prisons will be called asylums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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