Cancer Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Bigger than Elvis. Q: Did you ever hear of Enos Presley? A: He did have a tiny little car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Bigger than Elvis. Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet? Quote A: He did have a tiny little car. Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma? A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song. Edited May 23, 2022 by Michael Hopcroft Ninja;d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 On 5/23/2022 at 5:48 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet? Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma? A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song. Q: Why are all the guards at this Tower women? A: We are at the Tree of AntiLife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are at the Tree of AntiLife. Q: You say this tree was plantred here by Darkseid and nothing else grows here for miles? A: No, you can't be 007 yet. You'll have to wait your turn like everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 On 5/26/2022 at 2:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You say this tree was plantred here by Darkseid and nothing else grows here for miles? A: No, you can't be 007 yet. You'll have to wait your turn like everyone else. Q: Just because you're Satan, what makes you believe that you can be the next 007? A: And you thought your reality was messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2022 Report Share Posted June 16, 2022 On 6/14/2022 at 11:00 AM, Asperion said: A: And you thought your reality was messed up. Q: Get me out of here, Doctor Strange! The Redhats are in charge! A: I came. I saw. I turned around and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2022 Report Share Posted June 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I came. I saw. I turned around and left. Q: Wait, you were in Washington DC last January 6th? Why aren't you in jail? A: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is on my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 On 6/16/2022 at 12:35 PM, Pariah said: A: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is on my list. Q: Why aren't you willing to show me your itinerary for the trip to Mars? Do you really mind that I've been asked to come with you? A: ALL of the Chickens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 On 6/17/2022 at 10:17 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why aren't you willing to show me your itinerary for the trip to Mars? Do you really mind that I've been asked to come with you? A: ALL of the Chickens! Q: How is KFC planning on taking over the business world? A: That is my project. Over there you will discover yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is my project. Over there you will discover yours. Q: What is this half-completed marzipan star destroyer? A: Those are pot stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Those are pot stickers. Q: All right! Who covered my Dutch Oven with Spider-Man illustrations? A: Every joke has a victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Time and tide wait for no man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 31 minutes ago, unclevlad said: A: Time and tide wait for no man. Q: Aren't you just a little sorry Bear Bryant isn't around to catch Nick Saban's glory? A: No sane man hopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Aren't you just a little sorry Bear Bryant isn't around to catch Nick Saban's glory? A: No sane man hopes. Q: What are we doing at this Insanity symposium? A: List of attendees at an Insanity symposium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: List of attendees at an Insanity symposium. Q: You mean this isn't a referral list to the mental health clinic? What is it then. A: When you see there is an entire "Anti-Lunatics Squad" in the Gotham City PD, you start looking for how dark Batman '66 could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 30, 2022 Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 On 6/25/2022 at 12:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You mean this isn't a referral list to the mental health clinic? What is it then. A: When you see there is an entire "Anti-Lunatics Squad" in the Gotham City PD, you start looking for how dark Batman '66 could be. Q: Why is the budget for Arkham Asylum 66% of the state budget? A: From now on, all prisons will be called asylums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 On 6/30/2022 at 10:09 AM, Asperion said: A: From now on, all prisons will be called asylums. Q: Why does Russia have so many people in political asylum? A: SPAAAAAAAAACE NOOOOOGIEEEEEEEEEES.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 On 7/10/2022 at 4:22 PM, Cancer said: A: SPAAAAAAAAACE NOOOOOGIEEEEEEEEEES.... Q: How is it so dang easy to kill Green Lanterns? A: Chaos is Power! Power is Chaos! RADISHES ARE CUCUMBERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 On 7/27/2022 at 3:31 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How is it so dang easy to kill Green Lanterns? A: Chaos is Power! Power is Chaos! RADISHES ARE CUCUMBERS! Q: Dr. Doom, now that you have your ultimate goal, what are you going to do next? A: We have an expert for biology, psychology, nature, evolution, and technology. This project calls for an expert on Snarfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 45 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: We have an expert for biology, psychology, nature, evolution, and technology. This project calls for an expert on Snarfs. Q: Why have you paid a retainer to these guys? A: Because the Flying Pig Bombers are deceptively labeled as the Aerial Bacon Corps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 13 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Because the Flying Pig Bombers are deceptively labeled as the Aerial Bacon Corps. Q: Your RAF squadron only goes after airbases in Wonderland? A: Wow! You really did have a secret airbase in Shangri-La, Mr. President! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 8/7/2022 at 1:12 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Your RAF squadron only goes after airbases in Wonderland? A: Wow! You really did have a secret airbase in Shangri-La, Mr. President! Q: Why are all these troops behaving in such an undignified manner? A: That treat came with a trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That treat came with a trick. Q: Isn't that an awful high price for a gab of all-green M&Ms, miss? A: None of the dinosaurs made it out in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 On 8/22/2022 at 2:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Isn't that an awful high price for a gab of all-green M&Ms, miss? A: None of the dinosaurs made it out in time. Q: What was the greatest complaint the dinosaurs had after the asteroid impact? A: The Moon - it's dyyiiinnnggg!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 10 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The Moon - it's dyyiiinnnggg!!! Q: Haven't we seen this Doctor Who episode before? A: If you want original thinking, don't go to Warner Brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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