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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: Bigger than Elvis.

Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

 

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A: He did have a tiny little car.

 

Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma?

 

A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song.

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On 5/23/2022 at 5:48 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What did they call John Lennon after a munchies-fueled overzealous night at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

 

 

Q: Are you sure your son has the stuff for Clown College of Oklahoma?

 

A: They don't let women kill you — not here in the Tower of Song.

 

Q: Why are all the guards at this Tower women?

 

A: We are at the Tree of AntiLife. 

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On 5/26/2022 at 2:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: You say this tree was plantred here by Darkseid and nothing else grows here for miles?

 

A: No, you can't be 007 yet. You'll have to wait your turn like everyone else.

 

Q: Just because you're Satan,  what makes you believe that you can be the next 007?

 

A: And you thought your reality was messed up. 

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I came. I saw. I turned around and left.

 

Q: Wait, you were in Washington DC last January 6th? Why aren't you in jail?

 

A: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is on my list.

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On 6/16/2022 at 12:35 PM, Pariah said:

A: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is on my list.

Q: Why aren't you willing to show me your itinerary for the trip to Mars? Do you really mind that I've been asked to come with you?

 

A: ALL of the Chickens!

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On 6/17/2022 at 10:17 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why aren't you willing to show me your itinerary for the trip to Mars? Do you really mind that I've been asked to come with you?

 

A: ALL of the Chickens!

 

Q: How is KFC planning on taking over the business world?

 

A: That is my project.  Over there you will discover yours. 

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5 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: That is my project.  Over there you will discover yours. 

 

Q: What is this half-completed marzipan star destroyer?

 

A: Those are pot stickers.

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11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Aren't you just a little sorry Bear Bryant isn't around to catch Nick Saban's glory?

 

A: No sane man hopes.

 

Q: What are we doing at this Insanity symposium?

 

A: List of attendees at an Insanity symposium.

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: List of attendees at an Insanity symposium.

Q: You mean this isn't a referral list to the mental health clinic? What is it then.

 

A: When you see there is an entire "Anti-Lunatics Squad" in the Gotham City PD, you start looking for how dark Batman '66 could be.

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On 6/25/2022 at 12:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: You mean this isn't a referral list to the mental health clinic? What is it then.

 

A: When you see there is an entire "Anti-Lunatics Squad" in the Gotham City PD, you start looking for how dark Batman '66 could be.

 

Q: Why is the budget for Arkham Asylum 66% of the state budget?

 

A: From now on, all prisons will be called asylums. 

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