Asperion Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 1/6/2022 at 12:12 PM, Cancer said: Q: Forty milliwatts at 1.5 volts DC? A: It sounds better if you mispronounce it as "megatons". Q: Just what are you attempting with milliwatts? A: You only think that we are finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: You only think that we are finished. Q: We've got the tanks, the missiles, and the soldiers. We're all ready to invade Russia! A: Not only does he not know anything, he doesn't even suspect much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 On 1/12/2022 at 10:25 AM, Pariah said: A: Not only does he not know anything, he doesn't even suspect much. Q: What is the chief problem with sending Agent OSS-117 on a complicated mission? A: A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France... Q: What does Vladimir Putin want for Christmas this year? A: Legal in Finland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Legal in Finland. Q: We caught you trying to smuggle in that lutefisk. Where on Earth would anyone want that? A: It'll be better not to tell them how we know their company exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: We caught you trying to smuggle in that lutefisk. Where on Earth would anyone want that? A: It'll be better not to tell them how we know their company exists. Q: Does anyone know that you own "Devil's Dough, lnc."? A: That person has no power in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That person has no power in this country. Q: What happens when a farmer neglects to apply for his Rural Electrification grants? A: Where we're going there is no ocean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Where we're going there is no ocean! Q: You have heard the words of the great sages, haven't you: "Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet."? A: Hire people with hooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 21 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: You have heard the words of the great sages, haven't you: "Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet."? A: Hire people with hooks. Q: Why do you have all these lines around the office? A: All spurs all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: All spurs all the time. Q: What are the professional sports options in San Antonio? A: Eggs fried in bacon grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 31 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Eggs fried in bacon grease. Q: What makes the three trolls complain, "Cholesterol today, cholesterol yesterday, and blime if it don't look like cholesterol tomorrow"? A: That's not a complaint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 1/15/2022 at 9:24 AM, Cancer said: A: That's not a complaint! Q: "You mentioned in your review that our head chef is a rat? How dare you?" A: There was a real Chef Boiardi, you know. And don't dismiss him too easily, or smugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 1/16/2022 at 7:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: "You mentioned in your review that our head chef is a rat? How dare you?" A: There was a real Chef Boiardi, you know. And don't dismiss him too easily, or smugly. Q: Are you mocking the famous can? A: Today's announcement: bark, bark, meow, meow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Today's announcement: bark, bark, meow, meow. Q: So why aren't you letting the dog and cat watch Yelevision? A: For you believe at heart everyone's a Care Bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 11:08 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So why aren't you letting the dog and cat watch Yelevision? A: For you believe at heart everyone's a Care Bear. Q: Why are you roaming around like there's not a problem in the world? A: Forgot the Super Bowl, try going for the Triangular Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Forgot the Super Bowl, try going for the Triangular Bowl. Q: How do we do proper homage to the guy who defeated both Particle Man and Person Man? A: When they meet, it's Happyland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 1/25/2022 at 12:39 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How do we do proper homage to the guy who defeated both Particle Man and Person Man? A: When they meet, it's Happyland! Q: Why is everyone excited about this merger between McDonald's and Jack in the Box? A: We are using the floppy drive for this transit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are using the floppy drive for this transit. Q: Hey, Foxbat? I hear you've stored yur entire Master Plan on an Apple ][. How will you get it off? A: I thought you wanted to rule the world, but it looks like you're not enjoying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I thought you wanted to rule the world, but it looks like you're not enjoying it. Q: If I have to sit through one more committee meeting about the environmental impact of my 90-story mind control ray, I'm going to jump off a freakin' bridge. A: I wish you were here, so I could express to you the gratitude you so richly deserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I wish you were here, so I could express to you the gratitude you so richly deserve. Q: Sorry I can't make it to your funeral. I have a date with your ex. A: I didn't think living in an opera would be so exhausting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Sorry I can't make it to your funeral. I have a date with your ex. A: I didn't think living in an opera would be so exhausting. Q: Why is everyone suddenly staring off into nothing and singing? A: Open for Massacre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 I am waiting for my friendly question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 On 2/1/2022 at 9:13 AM, Asperion said: A: Open for Massacre Q: What effect do you think these Olympic Games will have on dissidents in minorities in China? A: Fluffy bunnies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 20 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Fluffy bunnies! Q: What were Hugh Hefner's favorite kind of people? A: I'm Kang the Conqueror. Fly me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What were Hugh Hefner's favorite kind of people? A: I'm Kang the Conqueror. Fly me. Q: What does Kang usually to a TVAgent just about to follow him? A: We have tonight's mashup - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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