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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A: You only think that we are finished. 

 

Q: We've got the tanks, the missiles, and the soldiers. We're all ready to invade Russia!

 

A: Not only does he not know anything, he doesn't even suspect much.

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11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: We caught you trying to smuggle in that lutefisk. Where on Earth would anyone want that?

 

A: It'll be better not to tell them how we know their company exists.

 

Q: Does anyone know that you own "Devil's Dough, lnc."?

 

A: That person has no power in this country. 

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A:  Where we're going there is no ocean!

 

Q: You have heard the words of the great sages, haven't you: "Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet."?

 

A: Hire people with hooks.

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21 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: You have heard the words of the great sages, haven't you: "Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet."?

 

A: Hire people with hooks.

 

Q: Why do you have all these lines around the office?

 

A: All spurs all the time. 

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31 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: Eggs fried in bacon grease.

 

Q: What makes the three trolls complain, "Cholesterol today, cholesterol yesterday, and blime if it don't look like cholesterol tomorrow"?

 

A: That's not a complaint!

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On 1/16/2022 at 7:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: "You mentioned in your review that our head chef is a rat? How dare you?"

 

A: There was a real Chef Boiardi, you know. And don't dismiss him too easily, or smugly.

 

Q: Are you mocking the famous can?

 

A: Today's announcement: bark, bark, meow, meow. 

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On 1/18/2022 at 11:08 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: So why aren't you letting the dog and cat watch Yelevision?

 

A: For you believe at heart everyone's a Care Bear.

 

Q: Why are you roaming around like there's not a problem in the world?

 

A: Forgot the Super Bowl,  try going for the Triangular Bowl. 

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On 1/25/2022 at 12:39 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q:  How do we do proper homage to the guy who defeated both Particle Man and Person Man?

 

A: When they meet, it's Happyland!

 

Q: Why is everyone excited about this merger between McDonald's and Jack in the Box?

 

A: We are using the floppy drive for this transit. 

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17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I thought you wanted to rule the world, but it looks like you're not enjoying it.

 

Q: If I have to sit through one more committee meeting about the environmental impact of my 90-story mind control ray, I'm going to jump off a freakin' bridge.

 

A: I wish you were here, so I could express to you the gratitude you so richly deserve.

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9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Sorry I can't make it to your funeral. I have a date with your ex.

 

A: I didn't think living in an opera would be so exhausting.

 

Q: Why is everyone suddenly staring off into nothing and singing?

 

A: Open for Massacre 

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On 2/1/2022 at 9:13 AM, Asperion said:

A:  Open for Massacre 

 

Q: What effect do you think these Olympic Games will have on dissidents in minorities in China?

 

A: Fluffy bunnies!

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