Tim Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's President Bush's philosophy on foreign policy? A: You dip it in milk, take off your pants, and aim a fan at it. Did I do that right? It's my first time. Q: How am I supposed to eat the new Viagra coolkie? A:let's show our support hose. You did great for a virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How am I supposed to eat the new Viagra coolkie? A:let's show our support hose. [/size] Q: How can we, the executive transvestites of America, root for our troops when they return? A: I demand you give that back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can we, the executive transvestites of America, root for our troops when they return? A: I demand you give that back! Q: Hey! What's this small pink round squishy thing I just found on the floor? A: Cottonballs soaked in vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey! What's this small pink round squishy thing I just found on the floor? A: Cottonballs soaked in vinegar. Q: What's the latest health craze? A: I'm sorry, please repeat the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the latest health craze? A: I'm sorry, please repeat the question. Q: hey, are you even listening? A: That's why I carry a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: hey, are you even listening? A: That's why I carry a spoon. Q:That movie was pretty bad, but how in the world did you manage to gouge your eyes out afterwards? ...or... Q: What are you gonna do now that you've puked your guts out? A: Tighten it til it strips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions "bump" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q:That movie was pretty bad, but how in the world did you manage to gouge your eyes out afterwards? ...or... Q: What are you gonna do now that you've puked your guts out? A: Tighten it til it strips. Q: Brute no Powered Armor agent. Brute squeeze. How Brute make armor man remove stoopid armor? A: Things that go bump in the night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Things that go bump in the night! Q: What's even scarier than things that go whoops in the dusk? A: The wrong glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's even scarier than things that go whoops in the dusk? A: The wrong glasses Q: Why is everything so fuzzy? I can hardly see a thing. A: ET phone home using 1-800-collect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is everything so fuzzy? I can hardly see a thing. A: ET phone home using 1-800-collect. Q: What could be more pathetic than Carrot Top? A: He learned what dark secret the Keebler Elves had been hiding all these years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What could be more pathetic than Carrot Top? A: He learned what dark secret the Keebler Elves had been hiding all these years. Q: What twisted Hyper-man so severly? A: I don't get the whole worm thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What twisted Hyper-man so severly? A: I don't get the whole worm thing. A) And you will not be a follower of the Elder Gods why? Perscription Vanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) And you will not be a follower of the Elder Gods why? Perscription Vanity. Q: What is the number one doctor recommended drug in Hollywood? A: temporal mechanics gives me a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the number one doctor recommended drug in Hollywood? A: temporal mechanics gives me a headache. Q. Hey why would a hot babe like you not want to take part in our discussion of the engineering of Dr Who's Tardis ? A. jelly bean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey why would a hot babe like you not want to take part in our discussion of the engineering of Dr Who's Tardis ? A. jelly bean Q: What was Pres Reagan's favorit candy? A: Jelly baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Pres Reagan's favorit candy? A: Jelly baby Q. Sweetheart, what should I wear when I meet the President ? A. boom ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Sweetheart, what should I wear when I meet the President ? A. boom ! Q: What is the sound of one atom bomb clapping? A: Limp Bisquik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Limp Bisquik Q: So what's that new rock star inspired pancake mix that's being pushed out? A: Old Fogey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's that new rock star inspired pancake mix that's being pushed out? A: Old Fogey Q: Young Man, In My day, we didn't have cars, we had to walk everywhere, and we didn't have....... A: LARP of the Rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Young Man, In My day, we didn't have cars, we had to walk everywhere, and we didn't have....... A: LARP of the Rings Q: So, what's the big event at the convention this weekend? A: Mobile 3 Piece Suit Gundam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what's the big event at the convention this weekend? A: Mobile 3 Piece Suit Gundam. Q: You say there is a giant Lawyer robot outside? A: Firelady go down the pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say there is a giant Lawyer robot outside? A: Firelady go down the pole Q) Grond, what happened to Fire Chica and Captain Poland? A) Here, there be flagons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Grond, what happened to Fire Chica and Captain Poland? A) Here, there be flagons. Q: And beyond the known world, is there any place you can get a drink? A: And that's how it got in my peanut butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And beyond the known world, is there any place you can get a drink? A: And that's how it got in my peanut butter. Q: So the Elephant, in it's rampage, broke down your kitchen door, and climbed into your pantry? A: commited to insanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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