Enforcer84 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What chant is liable to send Juggernaut on a major whupping spree when he appears in front of a crowd in full uniform ? A. Birthday party Q) And you are here for the...? A) Leonard Maltin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) And you are here for the...? A) Leonard Maltin. Q: Who has turned the ability to do nothing but sit in a theater all day, into a profitable job? A:85 percent of American fathers due this, at least once a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who has turned the ability to do nothing but sit in a theater all day, into a profitable job? A:85 percent of American fathers due this, at least once a week. Q. I'm a married man with kids, why on earth do you think I should masticate ? A. cheesecake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I'm a married man with kids, why on earth do you think I should masticate ? A. cheesecake Q: What's one of the leading themes for many of the most popular avatars? A: You can't handle the truth!... but I'll tell you anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't handle the truth!... but I'll tell you anyways. Q: What does Mightybec really do with those sheep? A: No thanks. On second thought, I don't really want to know. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No thanks. On second thought' date=' I don't really want to know.[/quote'] Q: Do you really wanna know what Mightybec does with those sheep? A: It's a gimme, man. Ya can't lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you really wanna know what Mightybec does with those sheep? A: It's a gimme, man. Ya can't lose. Q: Let me get this straight. You want me to bet Steve Long, my dollar vs. DOJ games, as to who can roll lowest on a set of Hero Dice? A: That is stike out number three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is stike out number three. Q: No Hillary, I didn't sleep with Rosie O'Donnel, don't you believe me? A: Stuck in Newark with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: No Hillary, I didn't sleep with Rosie O'Donnel, don't you believe me? A: Stuck in Newark with you Q: What could possibly be more mind numbing than the second "Simple Life?" A: "You're ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What could possibly be more mind numbing than the second "Simple Life?" A: "You're ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often." Q: how did you know I was waiting for you? A: three men scored upon reaching first base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: how did you know I was waiting for you? A: three men scored upon reaching first base. Q) How would you sum up the sad state of middle-school romance these days? A) A rabid tasmanian devil to be placed in his trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How would you sum up the sad state of middle-school romance these days? A) A rabid tasmanian devil to be placed in his trousers. Q: So what does the impeachment proccess for the President of the NGD board entail exactly? A: Sorry, but that's not an actual Yu-Gi-Oh card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what does the impeachment proccess for the President of the NGD board entail exactly? A: Sorry, but that's not an actual Yu-Gi-Oh card. Q: Can I use this rare, first edition, holographic, triple foil Magic card in a game? A: Monty Haul's Flying Circuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I use this rare, first edition, holographic, triple foil Magic card in a game? A: Monty Haul's Flying Circuits. Q) What was the crappy, insepid, American Television answer to a quirky British comedy? A) Dirty Deeds, done at reasonable rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What was the crappy, insepid, American Television answer to a quirky British comedy? A) Dirty Deeds, done at reasonable rates. Q: I'd like to get some not nice things to happen to some other people. You wouldn't happen to know how much it might cost? A: The weekend on the nines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The weekend on the nines Q: What follows Friday's on the eights? A: A sasquatch with a Loiusville slugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What follows Friday's on the eights? A: A sasquatch with a Loiusville slugger Q: What was Major League Baseballs biggest draw duringteh Home run race? A: freedom from freedom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Major League Baseballs biggest draw duringteh Home run race? A: freedom from freedom Q: What right is guarenteed us by the Patriot Act? A: I'm sorry, I had to do that, you were getting political. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What right is guarenteed us by the Patriot Act? A: I'm sorry, I had to do that, you were getting political. Q: Why did you call the Department of Homeland Security and have me arrested? A: diets and demigods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: diets and demigods Q. It seems Gary Gygax is jumping on the self-help bandwagon... have you heard the title of his latest release? A. Boot to the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. It seems Gary Gygax is jumping on the self-help bandwagon... have you heard the title of his latest release? A. Boot to the head. Q: How do Marines get their toliets working when they get clogged? A: Blazing Saddle Sores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blazing Saddle Sores Q. Why's Taggart walkin' so funny? A. Cubed, sliced is okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Cubed' date=' sliced is okay.[/quote'] Q: So, how do you like your paintings? A: God, I hope not. If they did, Zornwill would be in big trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how do you like your paintings? A: God, I hope not. If they did, Zornwill would be in big trouble. Q: Is eating people a crime? A: ayone who is an inconveinience is done away with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is eating people a crime? A: ayone who is an inconveinience is done away with. Q: What's President Bush's philosophy on foreign policy? A: You dip it in milk, take off your pants, and aim a fan at it. Did I do that right? It's my first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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