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Q) And you are here for the...?

 

 

A) Leonard Maltin.

 

 

Q: Who has turned the ability to do nothing but sit in a theater all day, into a profitable job?

 

A:85 percent of American fathers due this, at least once a week.

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Q. I'm a married man with kids, why on earth do you think I should masticate ?

 

A. cheesecake

 

Q: What's one of the leading themes for many of the most popular avatars?

 

A: You can't handle the truth!... but I'll tell you anyways.

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Q: Do you really wanna know what Mightybec does with those sheep?

 

 

A: It's a gimme, man. Ya can't lose.

 

Q: Let me get this straight. You want me to bet Steve Long, my dollar vs. DOJ games, as to who can roll lowest on a set of Hero Dice?

 

A: That is stike out number three.

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Q: No Hillary, I didn't sleep with Rosie O'Donnel, don't you believe me?

 

A: Stuck in Newark with you

Q: What could possibly be more mind numbing than the second "Simple Life?"

 

A: "You're ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often."

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Q: What could possibly be more mind numbing than the second "Simple Life?"

 

A: "You're ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often."

 

Q: how did you know I was waiting for you?

 

A: three men scored upon reaching first base.

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Q) How would you sum up the sad state of middle-school romance these days?

 

 

A) A rabid tasmanian devil to be placed in his trousers.

 

Q: So what does the impeachment proccess for the President of the NGD board entail exactly?

 

A: Sorry, but that's not an actual Yu-Gi-Oh card.

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Q: So what does the impeachment proccess for the President of the NGD board entail exactly?

 

A: Sorry, but that's not an actual Yu-Gi-Oh card.

 

Q: Can I use this rare, first edition, holographic, triple foil Magic card in a game?

 

A: Monty Haul's Flying Circuits.

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Q: Can I use this rare, first edition, holographic, triple foil Magic card in a game?

 

A: Monty Haul's Flying Circuits.

Q) What was the crappy, insepid, American Television answer to a quirky British comedy?

 

 

A) Dirty Deeds, done at reasonable rates.

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Q) What was the crappy, insepid, American Television answer to a quirky British comedy?

 

 

A) Dirty Deeds, done at reasonable rates.

 

 

Q: I'd like to get some not nice things to happen to some other people. You wouldn't happen to know how much it might cost?

 

 

A: The weekend on the nines

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Q: What right is guarenteed us by the Patriot Act?

 

A: I'm sorry, I had to do that, you were getting political.

 

Q: Why did you call the Department of Homeland Security and have me arrested?

 

A: diets and demigods

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Q. It seems Gary Gygax is jumping on the self-help bandwagon... have you heard the title of his latest release?

 

A. Boot to the head.

 

Q: How do Marines get their toliets working when they get clogged?

 

A: Blazing Saddle Sores

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Q: Is eating people a crime?

 

A: ayone who is an inconveinience is done away with.

 

Q: What's President Bush's philosophy on foreign policy?

 

A: You dip it in milk, take off your pants, and aim a fan at it.

 

Did I do that right? It's my first time.

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