death tribble Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You wanna make out? A: friday the 12th, part 37 Q. What film parody will be shown in Scary Movie 7 ? A. The other night I dreamt of knives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The other night I dreamt of knives Q: Why are you fondling that machette so... suggestively? A: Absolute Zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you fondling that machette so... suggestively? A: Absolute Zero Q. What are the chances of President Bush and Hilary Clinton 'getting it on' ? A. Continental drift divide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Continental drift divide Q: What is the "sanitized" term for California sinking into the sea after the big quake? A: Infinity-and-a-half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the "sanitized" term for California sinking into the sea after the big quake? A: Infinity-and-a-half Q: The active point limit is what??? A: And thus was born earth's tidiest heroes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And thus was born earth's tidiest heroes! Q: The GM required everyone to take the Psych Lim: Anal-Retentive at the 25 point level?! A: That'll leave a mark... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The GM required everyone to take the Psych Lim: Anal-Retentive at the 25 point level?! A: That'll leave a mark... Q. So the Flash just tied Captain Boomerang to a sled which left the Aussie's bum exposed and then dragged him across America ? A. Mountains sit in a line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Mountains sit in a line Q: Why do we rarely see mountains all by themselves? A: Sand, a straight razor, and a blow torch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sand' date=' a straight razor, and a blow torch.[/quote'] Q: So, Drew, what kind of tools do you need for this new tattooing method you've devised? A: OK, as long as you're sure it will hurt. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK, as long as you're sure it will hurt. Doc Q: CAn I torture you, burn you alive, and then give you a root canal without anestia? A: I'm pretty fly, for a rabbi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: CAn I torture you, burn you alive, and then give you a root canal without anestia? A: I'm pretty fly, for a rabbi Q. What did Von D-Man say that this hip new Jewish priest goes around saying ? A. Leonard Bernstein (Google if you don't know who he is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did Von D-Man say that this hip new Jewish priest goes around saying ? A. Leonard Bernstein (Google if you don't know who he is) Q) Hey, who was that guy I was supposed to be Googleing? A) In a letter. OOOh in a letter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, who was that guy I was supposed to be Googleing? A) In a letter. OOOh in a letter. Q. Quick, easily distracted guy, where did that vital information come from ? A. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Leonid Brezhnev' date=' Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs[/quote'] Q: Who are the members of the infamous "L.B. Gang"? A: Bite sized snacks... for a Kzinti! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bite sized snacks... for a Kzinti! Q: What's another name for dead kittens? A: Round, square, soft, sharp, soothing and orange. Why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Round' date=' square, soft, sharp, soothing and orange. Why do you ask?[/quote'] Q: Describe your hyper-active house cat for me, please? A: Placid, cold and blunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Placid' date=' cold and blunt.[/quote'] Q: I heard you had a big blind date last Saturday. What was she like? A: It would be absolutely the best thing for insomnia if it didn't keep you up all night. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It would be absolutely the best thing for insomnia if it didn't keep you up all night. Doc Q: What is your opinion of Viagra? A: 97 out of 100 doctors agree. They don't charge enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 97 out of 100 doctors agree. They don't charge enough. Q. Well, the long-awaited federal task force on the state of health care is finally out! How could you best summarize their findings? A. It's just that when you said he played the organ I really expected it involved a keyboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well, the long-awaited federal task force on the state of health care is finally out! How could you best summarize their findings? A. It's just that when you said he played the organ I really expected it involved a keyboard... Q) So, Hermit is a "Heart Drummer", you have a problem with that? A) He said he just can't stand the word "moist". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, Hermit is a "Heart Drummer", you have a problem with that? A) He said he just can't stand the word "moist". Q: Why did Von D-Man move to the desert? A: he snookered my pool winnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Dude, put your pants back on! What are you doing to Mightybec. A) Gruch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Dude, put your pants back on! What are you doing to Mightybec. A) Gruch. Q: Grog? A: ____ tried to carry on ______ legacy, and has always fought for _____, _____, and the ______. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Grog? A: ____ tried to carry on ______ legacy, and has always fought for _____, _____, and the ______. Q: What is Blankman's motto? A: for he's a jolly good rhino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Blankman's motto? A: for he's a jolly good rhino. Q. What chant is liable to send Juggernaut on a major whupping spree when he appears in front of a crowd in full uniform ? A. Birthday party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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