Enforcer84 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I was thinkin' on headin' over to RPG.net. What's it like? A: A bargain at half the price. Q) Did you get the new 1500+ page Foxbat Autobiography? The one that sold for 2$? A) Code vs Schilling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Code vs Schilling. Q: Great, let's review your new character. I see he's british, and he's super strong. Wait... what's this bogus psych lim you've got here? A: Styrofoam and Plastic for lunch. Peanut Butter and Websites for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Great, let's review your new character. I see he's british, and he's super strong. Wait... what's this bogus psych lim you've got here? A: Styrofoam and Plastic for lunch. Peanut Butter and Websites for dinner. Q: Matter Eatter Lad is getting his own series about using his powers in ordinary life, what's in it? A: Fortunately I bought up my flash defense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fortunately I bought up my flash defense Q: Aren't you deaf? You spent the entire concert right in front of the speakers! People three rows back from you went sterile from all those decibels! A: Not that kind of thong! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that type of thong! A: Fortunately' date=' I bought up my flash defense. [/quote'] Q) So, how do you guys like my new outfit? A) I bleed for your entertainment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) I bleed for your entertainment Q: Excuse me sir, are you aware that you've just sliced off your left hand? A: Jolly good! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) I bleed for your entertainment Q: You hear what the motto for the next WWE Pay-Per-View was? A: Lick-ety Split-ety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lick-ety Split-ety Q: What is Pig latin for "eating at the velvet taco"? A: Jolly good! Q: How do you feel about eating at the velvet taco? A: I know I'm going to get hit for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know I'm going to get hit for this. Q: She asked you how she looked in that outfit, AND YOU TOLD HER? A: Sorry about that. I had Mexican for lunch. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: She asked you how she looked in that outfit, AND YOU TOLD HER? A: Sorry about that. I had Mexican for lunch. Doc Q: Why is the computer room filled with green, pungent, smoke? A: let's go into the other room and stab each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: let's go into the other room and stab each other Q: What's the best pickup line you've heard at an S&M bar? A: I gotta tell ya, so far I'm unimpressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I gotta tell ya' date=' so far I'm unimpressed.[/quote'] Q: And so, after planting the flag on the top, I strapped the skis on and skied down the south side of everest. It was six hours of hard skiing, but I made base camp in time for dinner. A: You act like I've made it all up. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And so, after planting the flag on the top, I strapped the skis on and skied down the south side of everest. It was six hours of hard skiing, but I made base camp in time for dinner. A: You act like I've made it all up. Doc Q: Do you really expect me to beleive you skied down Mt. Everest? A: An Army of Bones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: An Army of Bones Q. What the...? You've established an illegal cloning lab, built a growth accelerator, and what's with this jar labelled, 'Deforrest Kelly Tissue Sample'?! Just what are you trying to create here?! A. It's Roosterrific!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What the...? You've established an illegal cloning lab, built a growth accelerator, and what's with this jar labelled, 'Deforrest Kelly Tissue Sample'?! Just what are you trying to create here?! A. It's Roosterrific!! Q. What is this Foghorn Leghorn ready meal like ? A. (Translated from the original language) Not so fast evil do-ers ! GASP ! It's Japanese Schoolgirl Hero ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. (Translated from the original language) Not so fast evil do-ers ! GASP ! It's Japanese Schoolgirl Hero ! Q: Man, I love this new Manga I picked up. It looks like some sort of political commentary on the education system in Japan. I just wish I could translate it. Hey, don't you speak Japanese? A: Coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man, I love this new Manga I picked up. It looks like some sort of political commentary on the education system in Japan. I just wish I could translate it. Hey, don't you speak Japanese? A: Coffee Q: We must be in Dawn of the Dead. Look at all those creatures shuffling around, searching for something. WHat are they looking for this morning? A: Cat Scratch Fever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We must be in Dawn of the Dead. Look at all those creatures shuffling around, searching for something. WHat are they looking for this morning? A: Cat Scratch Fever Q. What new dance craze sends mice, rats and birdlife into a frenzy as they try and vacate the area ? A. Danger ! Danger ! High Voltage ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Danger ! Danger ! High Voltage ! Q: So I hear Robbie the Robot has a new catchphrase. Any idea what it is? A: And that's the way the baked in fat with chocolate morsels shortbread confection crumbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I hear Robbie the Robot has a new catchphrase. Any idea what it is? A: And that's the way the baked in fat with chocolate morsels shortbread confection crumbles. Q. Hey have you heard about food labelling being applied to language now ? A. Like ducks to the slaughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Like ducks to the slaughter Q: Man that Bugs has an uncanny knack of manipulating people. You see how he got Daffy and Donald into that convention of hunters by convincing them it was a reality tv show? A: Binders, Folders, and Storage. Oh My! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Binders' date=' Folders, and Storage. Oh My![/quote'] Q: What horrors lurk in the accounting department? A: No reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No reason. Q: Teen Klytus, you've broken every window in school, burned the library down, put humiliating pictures of the principal up all over town and mocked the fashion sense of your teachers. Do you have any reasons for doing all this? A: Funka-chicalic bay-bee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Funka-chicalic bay-bee! Q: What did you try saying ten-times fast, but only you got tongue-tangled and had to spend a week in detention? A: Get the cat out of your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get the cat out of your mouth. Q: Did I hear you right, how were you scolding your tweety bird? A: Comix 4-evah! P.S. Nice to see you back in action Klytus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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