Tim Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: His motto is "With Great Power, comes great obligitary moments of angst and charity work" Q: Why did Vocabulary Man say he fought crime? A: Zodon, VictorVon Fogg, and the Easter Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why did Vocabulary Man say he fought crime? A: Zodon, VictorVon Fogg, and the Easter Bunny Q: Name three guys who have been banned for life from the hotest club in the Marches? A: No way, dude, get your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: Name three guys who have been banned for life from the hotest club in the Marches? A: No way, dude, get your own. Q: Can I have a bite of your Pi? A: Flaming Lester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Can I have a bite of your Pi? A: Flaming Lester Q. What are you going to call your new drink, Lester? A. 2001 a space oddity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. What are you going to call your new drink, Lester? A. 2001 a space oddity. Q: So, what's the name of your new Sci Fi Porno? A: For Truth, Justice, and the Argentinan way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So, what's the name of your new Sci Fi Porno? A: For Truth, Justice, and the Argentinan way! Q: What does Sombrero-Man's battle cry translate as? A: Loop the Lupine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What does Sombrero-Man's battle cry translate as? A: Loop the Lupine Q. What's the title of Van Helsing's new book on hunting Werewolves? A. Hey kids! Its Christina Onasis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What's the title of Van Helsing's new book on hunting Werewolves? A. Hey kids! Its Christina Onasis! Q: (okay more of a lead-in) And now on Krusty's, we have a surprise new meteorologist. A: The Plasmatics on acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: The Plasmatics on acid. Q: What's even worse than the Plasmatics on heroin? Answer: Pinny the Ziphead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What's even worse than the Plasmatics on heroin? Answer: Pinny the Ziphead A: What nickname does Freddy have for the guy from Hellraiser? Q: "Forget it, I'm getting the hell out of here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: What nickname does Freddy have for the guy from Hellraiser? A: "Forget it, I'm getting the hell out of here." Q: "I will now do the dance of virility! who wishes to watch?" A: I can smell their fear, it's all.... lemony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: I can smell their fear, it's all.... lemony. Q: Herr Dirty-Meister, I hear we are facing that accursed new super-group run by Mr. Clean - do you think we will prevail? A: That's how I knew I won the argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: That's how I knew I won the argument. Q: So he said he was going to stop posting on that thread? A: All that was left was a broken Mickey Mouse watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: So he said he was going to stop posting on that thread? A: All that was left was a broken Mickey Mouse watch. Q. How did I fair against Grond yesterday? A. Camelot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. How did I fair against Grond yesterday? A. Camelot. Q: Okay, we've been through Llama Lot, and Kangaroo lot, where are we now? A: The happiest place on earth... for EVIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: The happiest place on earth... for EVIL! Q: What is it they say to get people to go to "Destroyer Land?" A: mmm...toasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: What is it they say to get people to go to "Destroyer Land?" A: mmm...toasty. Q: How does your fried bread sandwich taste? A: Latex and the horse you rode in on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: How does your fried bread sandwich taste? A: Latex and the horse you rode in on. Q. What are you taking with you into the whorehouse once we get to Dodge City, Tex? A. A pug puppy sitting on a tennis racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What are you taking with you into the whorehouse once we get to Dodge City, Tex? A. A pug puppy sitting on a tennis racket. Q: Have you seen the Williams sisters' new pet? A: "Yes, our contact can get us the documents, but only if we can guarantee her safety." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: Have you seen the Williams sisters' new pet? A: "Yes, our contact can get us the documents, but only if we can guarantee her safety." Q: Can you tell me how old the William sisters are? A: 50 feet of Rope, a Ten foot Pole, and Bread crumbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: 50 feet of Rope, a Ten foot Pole, and Bread crumbs Q: Name three items found in most any D&D adventurer's equipment list? A: All I said was "Nice rack!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Name three items found in most any D&D adventurer's equipment list? A: All I said was "Nice rack!" Q: Dude, was that Wonder Woman that just beat the crap out of you? A: "Damnit, I should have known that rotten SOB was behind all this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: Dude, was that Wonder Woman that just beat the crap out of you? A: "Damnit, I should have known that rotten SOB was behind all this!" Q: Did I mention that Hermit was the one who put me up to saying that to Wonder Woman? A: Mad and bad, yet cute and fuzzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Did I mention that Hermit was the one who put me up to saying that to Wonder Woman? A: Mad and bad, yet cute and fuzzy. Q: Is that a rabid Ewok warrior? A: Objects in mirror maybe more surreal than they appear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Objects in mirror maybe more surreal than they appear Q: What warning can be found on Salvador Dali's rear-view mirror? A: The Hindenburg, a large wooden badger, and an etch-a-sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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