Wormhole Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Wanna go to Dallas and get some Maine Born Politicians? A. The final fifth of Dr Destroyer's vodka. Q: What was Foxbat drinking right before Dr. D killed him? A: Dude, I told you not to press that big red button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: What was Foxbat drinking right before Dr. D killed him? A: Dude, I told you not to press that big red button. Q: Dang, they just interrupted the Simpsons for some newsflash about some nuclear holocaust bull, what's all that about? A: Very nice, now let's see the other one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Dang, they just interrupted the Simpsons for some newsflash about some nuclear holocaust bull, what's all that about? A: Very nice, now let's see the other one! Q: How does my 1st tatoo look? A: 287,463 kilomegamicrons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: How does my 1st tatoo look? A: 287,463 kilomegamicrons Q: Exactly how much dignity and honesty is left in politics today? A: "Tell your men to set their weapons on stun, I want her captured alive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: Exactly how much dignity and honesty is left in politics today? A: "Tell your men to set their weapons on stun, I want her captured alive." Q: What did Darren say when he decided he needed Tina at the office? A: Wax your modem to make it go faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What did Darren say when he decided he needed Tina at the office? A: Wax your modem to make it go faster. Q. What is suggestion Number One in the book "Websurfing for the Gullible"? A. "Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What is suggestion Number One in the book "Websurfing for the Gullible"? A. "Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" Q: What response do you not want to hear when asking your S.O. for sex? A: Witty reparte and a sledgehammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What response do you not want to hear when asking your S.O. for sex? A: Witty reparte and a sledgehammer Q. What two things are absolutely necessary when debating politics with Thrakazog? A. If you can't figure out which one is the actor and which is the Malibu Ken doll, you're in bigger trouble than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What two things are absolutely necessary when debating politics with Thrakazog? A. If you can't figure out which one is the actor and which is the Malibu Ken doll, you're in bigger trouble than I thought. Q: I just can't follow the plot of Barbie Does Boston, why is that? A: "As if a thousand voices cried out, and then were put under a restraining order." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: I just can't follow the plot of Barbie Does Boston, why is that? A: "As if a thousand voices cried out, and then were put under a restraining order." Q: Why does the court order stopping CAs recall not make sense? A: Send me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses - I need the cheapo labor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why does the court order stopping CAs recall not make sense? A: Send me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses - I need the cheapo labor. Q: You say Nike has changed the statue of liberty's slogan, what to? A: As God is my witness, I thought extremists could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: You say Nike has changed the statue of liberty's slogan, what to? A: As God is my witness, I thought extremists could fly. Great minds think alike. Q. What did Arthur Carlson say after throwing Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Sean Hannity out of a helicopter? A. All he said was "Prepare for a cup of hot, steaming whup-ass?". Then he started shooting Reddi-Whip at everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Great minds think alike. Q. What did Arthur Carlson say after throwing Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Sean Hannity out of a helicopter? A. All he said was "Prepare for a cup of hot, steaming whup-ass?". Then he started shooting Reddi-Whip at everyone. Q: So, what was the final clue Rumsfield had cracked from job stress? A: He keeps banging his head against his desk and screaming "#$#$ EM!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: He keeps banging his head against his desk and screaming "#$#$ EM!" Q: So, how is Steve reacting to the SoB sales figures? A: "Why no Margaret, I'd prefer not to kiss the moose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So, how is Steve reacting to the SoB sales figures? A: "Why no Margaret, I'd prefer not to kiss the moose." Q: "Honey, will you try to be nice to my mother this time?" A: "Step away from the computer nice and slow, we don't want any trouble." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: "Honey, will you try to be nice to my mother this time?" A: "Step away from the computer nice and slow, we don't want any trouble." Q: What does the RIAA say when going after Napster users? A: As long as it doesn't stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Q: What did Monica say to her boss before playing around? A: London, Rome, Paris, and Hoboken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What did Monica say to her boss before playing around? A: London, Rome, Paris, and Hoboken! Q: I addressed that letter to my office across town, where the hell did the post office send it? A: Sale! Sale! Sale! All Turtle Armorâ„¢ Suits 50% off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: I addressed that letter to my office across town, where the hell did the post office send it? A: Sale! Sale! Sale! All Turtle Armorâ„¢ Suits 50% off! Q: Is the PRIMUS base having a fundraiser? A: If at first you don't succeed, try try again... then quit. You suck at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: If at first you don't succeed, try try again... then quit. You suck at this. Q: None of the guys give me tips when I do my belly dance, what's wrong with me? A: A hundred thousand cubic feet of mustard gas, and a pinch of garlic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: A hundred thousand cubic feet of mustard gas, and a pinch of garlic. A. Can you give me an example of a nonsequitorial pairing? Q. He came out of it looking like Santa Claus after a night of jagermeister shooters and tequila! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Can you give me an example of a nonsequitorial pairing? Q. He came out of it looking like Santa Claus after a night of jagermeister shooters and tequila! (hey the q and q got reversed) Q: I heard they did a Lobo Christmas issue, how'd it go? A: Midnight train to Georgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil (hey the q and q got reversed) Q: I heard they did a Lobo Christmas issue, how'd it go? A: Midnight train to Georgia. Q: Where will you least likely find a black man? A: The Amazing, Uncanny, Incredible, Perfectly Ordinary, Average Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Where will you least likely find a black man? A: The Amazing, Uncanny, Incredible, Perfectly Ordinary, Average Boy Q: Now that The Tribune Company has bought Marvel, what will be the title of their premier comic? A: The Cubs have won their division!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: Now that The Tribune Company has bought Marvel, what will be the title of their premier comic? A: The Cubs have won their division!! Q: A snowstorm in Brazil. What Happened??? A: Going, Going, Going, ...Still going... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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