Hermit Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What warning can be found on Salvador Dali's rear-view mirror? A: The Hindenburg, a large wooden badger, and an etch-a-sketch. Q: Exactly what will you need to concoct a strategy capable of breaching the walls of the Seige Perilous? A: Faster than a silver bullet, more powerful than a bean burrito, able to eat whole tons of BBQ in a second meal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Exactly what will you need to concoct a strategy capable of breaching the walls of the Seige Perilous? A: Faster than a silver bullet, more powerful than a bean burrito, able to eat whole tons of BBQ in a second meal! Q: What are the qualifications for Tex-Mex Speedster Of The Year again? A: Fidel Castro eating a London broil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Faster than a silver bullet, more powerful than a bean burrito, able to eat whole tons of BBQ in a second meal! Q: I'm trying to update the Lone Ranger. What characteristics would a superhero have in modern-day Texas? A: Twists around a thousand times but ends in a straight line. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Thrakazog A: Fidel Castro eating a London broil. Q: What's the worst nightmare of militant vegan republican anglophiles? A: I've been sawing limbs off all morning and now I can't seem to pull myself together. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: I've been sawing limbs off all morning and now I can't seem to pull myself together. Doc Q: Um, Moleculon, you're looking kinda peaked. Wanna talk about it? A: Three times. It's bounced back three times! This time, however, I will succeed! This banana will achieve orbit around Mars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat Q: Um, Moleculon, you're looking kinda peaked. Wanna talk about it? A: Three times. It's bounced back three times! This time, however, I will succeed! This banana will achieve orbit around Mars! Q: How many times have you thrown that rubber banana? A:Giligan Anderson's Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: How many times have you thrown that rubber banana? A:Giligan Anderson's Island Q: what's a good spot for my next vacation? A: A herd of buffalo, A swarm of killer bees, and several million college kids on spring break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite Q: what's a good spot for my next vacation. A: A herd of buffalo, A swarm of killer bees, and several million college kids on spring break. Q: What plagues do you avoid to stay alive? A: This TV show is so facinating, that I haven't even taken a bathroom break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: This TV show is so facinating, that I haven't even taken a bathroom break. Q. Oh my God! What have you done to my living room? A. Generic Improbable Item #1, Generic Improbable Item #2 that has some connection to Item #1, and Generic Improbable Item #3, which has nothing whatsoever to do with the first two items and has been thrown in because the person who created the answer wants to force the other players into being clever, which is in itself not all that clever sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Oh my God! What have you done to my living room? A. Generic Improbable Item #1, Generic Improbable Item #2 that has some connection to Item #1, and Generic Improbable Item #3, which has nothing whatsoever to do with the first two items and has been thrown in because the person who created the answer wants to force the other players into being clever, which is in itself not all that clever sometimes. Q: Generic Clever question that somehow ties the three generic improbables together. A: No! I said Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Generic Clever question that somehow ties the three generic improbables together. A: No! I said Bud Light. Q: You're not drunk? A: Your honour, a flying saucer did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: You're not drunk? A: Your honour, a flying saucer did it. Q: So we have physical evidence, a video of you commiting the crime, and the stolen loot in your possession. Does the Defendant have anything to say that might mitigate the sentence? A; Louie, Louie, Oh Man, I say we gotta go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: No! I said Bud Light. Q. What was the original text of Genesis, Chapter 1 Verse 4? A. No Gods allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What was the original text of Genesis, Chapter 1 Verse 4? A. No Gods allowed. Q: What sign did the dyslexic sign painter make, that made Zeus hit him with the lightning bolt? A: Anna Nicole in the library with the night stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: What sign did the dyslexic sign painter make, that made Zeus hit him with the lightning bolt? A: Anna Nicole in the library with the night stick. Q. What was the last thing I saw before going blind? A. A bag of broken chocolet chip cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. A bag of broken chocolet chip cookies. Q: What made Cookie Monster cry? A: Worldmaker & Seenar - they fight Crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Q. What will be the new TV show to shine and be the next major hit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer ? A. John Wayne versus Godzilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 (Note: My money would be on John ) Originally posted by death tribble Q. What will be the new TV show to shine and be the next major hit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer ? A. John Wayne versus Godzilla Q: In this movie, two great legends of two great nations will clash.... A: Dick Cheney in laderhosen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Dick Cheney in laderhosen Q. What image did Hermit force into Worldmaker's head, thus forcing Worldmaker to hunt down and kill Hermit? A. Utter Asgardian humiliation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Utter Asgardian humiliation. Q: What happened when Foxbot defeated Odin? Answer: A remote-controlled megapickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What happened when Foxbot defeated Odin? Answer: A remote-controlled megapickle. Q. What was planned to be the next villian right before they cancelled the animated Tick series? A. "Say hello to my Force Field!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. "Say hello to my Force Field!" Q: So how do you keep these sleazy guys from hitting on you down at the local bar? A: My pants can't be on fire! I'm not wearing any! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: So how do you keep these sleazy guys from hitting on you down at the local bar? A: My pants can't be on fire! I'm not wearing any! Doc Q: Did you know your pants are on fire? A: A plasma rifle, some duct tape and a shoe box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: A plasma rifle, some duct tape and a shoe box. Q. Can you give me an example of yet another "three strange objects" answer that people use in this game rather than coming up with something actually clever? A. I'd love to, but they don't grow those in Texas anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Can you give me an example of yet another "three strange objects" answer that people use in this game rather than coming up with something actually clever? A. I'd love to, but they don't grow those in Texas anymore... Q. Wanna go to Dallas and get some Maine Born Politicians? A. The final fifth of Dr Destroyer's vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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