Spectrum Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: So what does it say on the nutrition label of your Bean Burrito? A: I'd rather give birth do a flaming porcupine on the floor of an igloo during a hemorroid attack. Doc Q: So do you plan on eating that Bean Burrito? A: It was about 2 feet tall, had a crazed look in it's eyes and it stole my motorcycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: It was about 2 feet tall, had a crazed look in it's eyes and it stole my motorcycle. Q: I'm lookin' for a rabid ferret dressed in leathers, answers to the name "Diablo". Have you seen him? A: Deep-fried butter and a frog in a blender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 Q: I'm lookin' for a rabid ferret dressed in leathers, answers to the name "Diablo". Have you seen him? A: Deep-fried butter and a frog in a blender. Q: What can you eat on your new diet? A: Marvin T. Martian and Martin T. Martain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What can you eat on your new diet? A: Marvin T. Martian and Martin T. Martain Q. So, who's going to be in the new "My Favorite Martian" show on UPN? A. I'd rather watch Madonna perform Shakespear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 A. I'd rather watch Madonna perform Shakespear Q: What do you think about the rumors saying that the Hilton sisters are going to be playing two of the girls in the live action Powerpuff Girls movie? A: Bednobs and broomsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook Q: What do you think about the rumors saying that the Hilton sisters are going to be playing two of the girls in the live action Powerpuff Girls movie? A: Bednobs and broomsticks. Q: What is the LAST thing you want to see being used in a Hentai Anime? A: Graduation Day on the Farm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is the LAST thing you want to see being used in a Hentai Anime? A: Graduation Day on the Farm Q: I heard Disney white-washed Animal Farm - how does it end? A: The day the music died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 A: The day the music died. Q: What is another name for the day Rap music was invented. A: Why is Harry getting hairy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What is another name for the day Rap music was invented. A: Why is Harry getting hairy? Q: Jen Weasly why are you stareing a Harry why he takes a shower? A: Lions, and Tigers, and Lawyers, Oh My! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Jen Weasly why are you stareing a Harry why he takes a shower? A: Lions, and Tigers, and Lawyers, Oh My! Q: Name three species that eats it young. A: Seeker, Bubbles, and Dexter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Seeker, Bubbles, and Dexter. Q: Name the three lead characters from Powerpuff Girls -- the Next Generation. ( and be afraid. be very afraid.) A: Never on Sunday, but twice on Tuesday, and then only in a little red wagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat A: Never on Sunday, but twice on Tuesday, and then only in a little red wagon. Q: How often do Clavin & Hobbes go down Suicide Hill? A: Get it up to 40 MPH - it'll fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 A: Get it up to 40 MPH - it'll fit. Q: How do you get 3 cars to fit into a 2 car garage? A: Pyromania isn't a disease, it's a sickness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: How do you get 3 cars to fit into a 2 car garage? A: Pyromania isn't a disease, it's a sickness Q: You set fire to the mini-mall? You're a diseased piece of filth. A: Male, Female, and Unsure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Q. And the judges scor Michael Jackson? A. I atomized him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. And the judges scor Michael Jackson? A. I atomized him. Q; What did the Perfume saleslady say after spraying a customer who unsuccesfully dodged? A: The Super-Duper, Gosh, Gee-Wilikers Roleplaying Game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q; What did the Perfume saleslady say after spraying a customer who unsuccesfully dodged? A: The Super-Duper, Gosh, Gee-Wilikers Roleplaying Game. Q: What was Steve's first idea to rename Hero? A: The 10 candidates for the Democratic nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 A: The 10 candidates for the Democratic nomination. Q: What is slightly less exciting than watching paint dry and grass grow? A: Another example of the coming Apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Another example of the coming Apocalypse. Q: What's all this about celebreties actually paying to visit Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch? A: Its Axiomatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Q. What technology allows futuristic dwarves to mince Orcs at high speed. A. Only once, and then the end fell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by "V" A. Only once, and then the end fell off. Q: How many times did you think Michael Jackson had a nose job? A: Those damn kids and their pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 Q: How many times did you think Michael Jackson had a nose job? A: Those damn kids and their pig. Q: Who foiled your plans to scare people from that amusement park by dressing as a ghost so you could steal some hidden treasure? A: It sorta had a burning, itchy feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Q: Foxbats latest idea. A: Too much teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Q: Why did you fire your intern? A: Buried under fifty tons of jellybeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by Thrakazog Q: Why did you fire your intern? A: Buried under fifty tons of jellybeans. Q: What happened to Foxbat after his last scheme? A: Whatever it was, it just melted on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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