Enforcer84 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 Q. Anyone seen my self-Esteem? I left it over by the Bill Gates Biography. A. Surprisingly, only two pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 19, 2003 Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Anyone seen my self-Esteem? I left it over by the Bill Gates Biography. A. Surprisingly, only two pounds Q: How much does your self-esteem weigh? A: Little or nothing about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 19, 2003 Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: How much does your self-esteem weigh? A: Little or nothing about it Q: So what's so funny about emphasizing a lack of self-esteem? (note - no commentary, just seemed to be the right Q) A: Clark Kent isn't such a tough guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 19, 2003 Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: So what's so funny about emphasizing a lack of self-esteem? (note - no commentary, just seemed to be the right Q) A: Clark Kent isn't such a tough guy. Q: What did the rival reporter say before breaking his hand? A:Lordy How Come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Lordy How Come Q: What did Lordy How do after 10 minutes alone with the Hilton Sisters? A: A mage, a super-hero, and a talking hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 19, 2003 Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What did Lordy How do after 10 minutes alone with the Hilton Sisters? A: A mage, a super-hero, and a talking hamster. Q: What are three of the more NORMAL characters in the current campaign? A: A knot in the stomach, a sigh, and acceptence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What are three of the more NORMAL characters in the current campaign? A: A knot in the stomach, a sigh, and acceptence Q: What signs signal that this thread is dying? A: Lucy, I'm Homer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What signs signal that this thread is dying? A: Lucy, I'm Homer. Q: What was the first line that Groenig used after buying the rigths to Peanuts. A: Godzilla, and a banana peal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: What was the first line that Groenig used after buying the rigths to Peanuts. A: Godzilla, and a banana peal. Q. What did it take to defeat the 50 ft Barbara Walters? A. Janet Reno's Dance Party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. What did it take to defeat the 50 ft Barbara Walters? A. Janet Reno's Dance Party Q: Waht was the scariest home video released in 2001? A:A Cat, A lap, and silk pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Waht was the scariest home video released in 2001? A:A Cat, A lap, and silk pajamas. Q: What three things will result in you getting shreaded in a fury of feline claws? A: The big red botton in my secret lair marked DO NOT PUSH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: What three things will result in you getting shreaded in a fury of feline claws? A: The big red botton in my secret lair marked DO NOT PUSH. Q: How do we get this party started? A; Empires, Kings, and a little blue duck named Wally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Empires, Kings, and a little blue duck named Wally. Q: What are the main elements in the new children's story: "Wally Conquers the World"? A: I'll do it - but only if there are no gazebos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: I'll do it - but only if there are no gazebos! Q: So, Eric, you coming over to game tonight? We're playing Champions! A: Fried pickles, fried Twinkies and fried ice cream! I love living in the 21st Century! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Q. What is noted food critic Egon Ronay least likely to rave about in his books and what would would he least likely to say afterwards ? A. Why I love Communism by Seenar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. Why I love Communism by Seenar Q: How can you tell when you've stepped into the Twilight Zone? Answer: And the answer is: Unicron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Q: What's dyslexic and horny? A: A pretty butterfly, or a canine tragedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnesia Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Q: So Doc, what do you think is gonna be the outcome of this "little" experiment ? A: If k equals sigma root Pi a, then that means that those cracks in the wings are going grow catistrophicaly and the wings will fall off in mid-flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Amnesia A: If k equals sigma root Pi a, then that means that those cracks in the wings are going grow catistrophicaly and the wings will fall off in mid-flight. Q: But Captain Calculus - that flying death machine is getting away! Why aren't we giving chase? Answer: I think you'd just better let him finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: I think you'd just better let him finish. Q: Hey, I didn't invite Dr. Destroyer to my party! And I didn't say he could have any cake! What say we go kick him out? A: My pencil is long and yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnesia Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Answer: I think you'd just better let him finish Q: Oh no, it looks like Dr Destroyer is going to destroy the world (again) and once again all humanity will be obliterated by his cunningly evil doomsday weapon! Say Mr. Punisher, sir, don't you think, we really ought to stop him. I mean if we dont the world as we know it will be taken over by the cockroaches and who knows what distorted civilization... A: I wouldn't do that if i were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amnesia Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Rats... beaten to puch...line. A: My pencil is long and yellow. Q: I understand you have teribile nightmares Vanguard00, but the only way to stop them is by talking about them, You must tell me about your pencil? A: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Amnesia A: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Q: Whaddya say to a game of water tag in those shark-infested waters? A: Chance takes Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Whaddya say to a game of water tag in those shark-infested waters? A: Chance takes Lucky. Q: What was the last score in Prison Tag? A: He's the second best at what he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What was the last score in Prison Tag? A: He's the second best at what he does. Q: So that's Loren, called by some "the Wild-Weasel" , what's his claim to fame? A: His motto is "With Great Power, comes great obligitary moments of angst and charity work" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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