PerennialRook Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 A: Nine inches. Q: What kind of spread do you get on autofire with this nailgun? A: Like I said, nail the Hilton Sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook Q: What kind of spread do you get on autofire with this nailgun? A: Like I said, nail the Hilton Sisters. Q. You want me to what? A. Yes, I am a superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. You want me to what? A. Yes, I am a superhero. Q: You want to nail the hilton sisters? And you call yourself a Superhero? A: DOJ, SJG, TSR, but not WotC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: DOJ, SJG, TSR, but not WotC. Q: Which gaming companies are most likely to feature running gagas about nailguns and the Hilton Sisters? A: An inimitable gesticulating hippopotamus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Which gaming companies are most likely to feature running gagas about nailguns and the Hilton Sisters? A: An inimitable gesticulating hippopotamus Q: Have you seen anything more awesome than my unparagoned descanting pachyderm? A: He's dead Jim...#@$#$ okay, he just moved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Have you seen anything more awesome than my unparagoned descanting pachyderm? A: He's dead Jim...#@$#$ okay, he just moved! Q: Is he going to be okay? A: A Write Right White Rite Wight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Is he going to be okay? A: A Write Right White Rite Wight Q. Yeah, Bones, he moved but what is it? A. 2 Dollars, Foxbat, just like in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Yeah, Bones, he moved but what is it? A. 2 Dollars, Foxbat, just like in town. Q: Foxbat: How much does a box of ping pong balls cost? A; 2 Hippies and $1.95 +tax love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A; 2 Hippies and $1.95 +tax love. Q: What's the cheapest way to get into jail? A: Aw, not THAT flavor of cheese AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Q: What are you using that Rock for ? (for those who don't speak French Rocquefort, is French goats cheese) A. Jerry Springer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Q: What are you using that Rock for ? (for those who don't speak French Rocquefort, is French goats cheese) A. Jerry Springer Q: I heard the Hilton Sisters are going on one of the raunchier talk shows, which is it? A: It was found on Google, I was very surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I heard the Hilton Sisters are going on one of the raunchier talk shows, which is it? A: It was found on Google, I was very surprised. Q: How did you know the Hilton Sisters were going to be on a talk show? A: The place was surprisingly clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 15, 2003 Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: How did you know the Hilton Sisters were going to be on a talk show? A: The place was surprisingly clean. Q: So what's it like in the Hilton Sisters' bedroom? A: That's a very fast pace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 A: That's a very fast pace. Q: You were in and out of the Hilton Sister's bedroom in less than 10 minutes? A: Sorry, but neatness doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: You were in and out of the Hilton Sister's bedroom in less than 10 minutes? A: Sorry, but neatness doesn't count. Q: Don't you think it was nice of me to make their bed before leaving? A: A Hostile Hostel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Don't you think it was nice of me to make their bed before leaving? A: A Hostile Hostel Q: Wait, where did you send my grandmother? A. Its either that, a night with the Hilton sisters, or Powerpuff girl re-runs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q: Wait, where did you send my grandmother? A. Its either that, a night with the Hilton sisters, or Powerpuff girl re-runs Q: Do I have to go with you to Yodeling 101? A: The cheese and the cream and the cheesy cream cheese... and a steak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 A: The cheese and the cream and the cheesy cream cheese... and a steak! Q: What did you say you wanted your advertisment slogan to be? A: Powerpuff Girl re-runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Do I have to go with you to Yodeling 101? A: The cheese and the cream and the cheesy cream cheese... and a steak! Q: So what can I eat on this new diet? A: Three fish and a wet blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook A: Powerpuff Girl re-runs. Q: Boiling in oil? Do I have any other choices? Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Three fish and a wet blanket. Q: So what do I get to eat after watching the Powerpuff Girls that will take away the pain? Answer: That's nothing - I have eight more yards at home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Boiling in oil? Do I have any other choices? Q: So what do I get to eat after watching the Powerpuff Girls that will take away the pain? Answer: That's nothing - I have eight more yards at home! Question: Where the hell did you get all this lint?? Answer: A guinea pig in a plate mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Question: Where the hell did you get all this lint?? Answer: A guinea pig in a plate mail. Q: So what creature did they leave out of Monsters, Minions, And Marauders? A: A cow armed with a railgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: A cow armed with a railgun. Q: What's worse than a badger armed with a nail gun? A: The Siberian Giant Cactus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: The Siberian Giant Cactus Q: What's the second-most endangered species on Earth, besides Honest Politicians? A: 140 Calories, 50 mg of Sodium, 0 g of Fat and 7.5 on the Richter scale. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 16, 2003 Report Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: 140 Calories, 50 mg of Sodium, 0 g of Fat and 7.5 on the Richter scale. Q: So what does it say on the nutrition label of your Bean Burrito? A: I'd rather give birth do a flaming porcupine on the floor of an igloo during a hemorroid attack. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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