Tim Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cold fondue. Q: So, while you were being held and totured by Al Quieda, what did they make you eat that made it worse. A:It's nailed down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A:It's nailed down. Q: Why was The World's Greatest Thiefâ„¢ unable to steal your hat? A: It's only champagne! {NB: Yes, I used the same question as last time. } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was The World's Greatest Thiefâ„¢ unable to steal your hat? A: It's only champagne! Q: What are you doing drinking alcohol for breakfast ? A: They killed themselves ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They killed themselves ? Q; Okay Mr. Smarty pants, what's your theory? We've got 20 poeple shot at short range, in the back of the head, and no weapon. A:Someday he'll run out of questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Okay Mr. Smarty pants, what's your theory? We've got 20 poeple shot at short range, in the back of the head, and no weapon. A:Someday he'll run out of questions. (but not today !) Q: What was Dan Rather's editor heard saying that got him a six month stay in a sanitorium ? A: On Christmas Eve ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions (but not today !) Q: What was Dan Rather's editor heard saying that got him a six month stay in a sanitorium ? A: On Christmas Eve ? Q) You wanna wear the bunny costume this time? A) Tuesday's Gone with the Wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Tuesday's Gone with the Wind. Q: Why do you think Tuesday Wells is to thin? A: Blankmanship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think Tuesday Wells is to thin? A: Blankmanship. Q) You bought a superhero's vehicle for $1? Which one? A) Newgroup Zombies, and the Fudge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: so, what's the name of your gospel group? A: Immunity to the Clap, Stretching 1" No Concious Control, and +5 on seduction, incantations (-1/4) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: so, what's the name of your gospel group? A: Immunity to the Clap, Stretching 1" No Concious Control, and +5 on seduction, incantations (-1/4) Q) So, Hermit, what did oyu spend your xp on? A) Pico-Chew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pico-Chew. Q: What do you call 10^-12 of a piece of chewing tobacco? A: Only if you can get rid of the stink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if you can get rid of the stink! Q: Want my Dead Skunk storage case? A: I'm not the boss of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why can't you controll yourself? A) That's a nice set you have there, ma'am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why can't you controll yourself? A) That's a nice set you have there, ma'am. Q: What saying was very popular with police and journalists until Wonder Woman finally lost her temper in the infamous Daily Planet office drowning incident ? A: What are we doing here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: What are we doing here ? Q: Well, here we are. A: We are going to have to inform the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, here we are. A: We are going to have to inform the government. Q. What do we do when Hermit bans the exposure of bottom cleavage on the NGD boards ? A: Then who are we staking out ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do we do when Hermit bans the exposure of bottom cleavage on the NGD boards ? A: Then who are we staking out ? Q. No, No, No! We're not here to persecute the President! What are you doing? A: But it feels so weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it feels so weird! Q: You are not supposed to make faces in Pottery class when you work with the clay. A: It was really a question of ethnics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I think my plan was fool-proof. Why did I miss this question about murder, sir? A) I thought that was your ***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I thought that was your ***. Q: Get away from my pet snake! It's poisonous; it's an asp!! A: No, meringue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, meringue. Q: Is that white stuff on the cherry pie what I think it is? A:forty two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that white stuff on the cherry pie what I think it is? A:forty two Q) What did you say before hike? A) Perhaps I misquoted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did you say before hike? A) Perhaps I misquoted. Q: "Why does my Personal ad say I'm into Spanking instead of Banking?" A: "Not with Donny Osmond, you don't!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Not with Donny Osmond, you don't!" Q: Ya know, eventually you run out of teeth. A: Take two tablets and call me in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Take two tablets and call me in the morning. Q: What did God tell Moses on the Mountain of the burning bush? A: It's Brandy, and she's nekkid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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