Enforcer84 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are Hell's Bells across the sky again? A: Magneto Maximus Q) Nice chops man, what's the name of your band? A) They answered my questions with questions, And set me to stand on the brink. Where the sun and the moon were as brothers, And all that was left was to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) They answered my questions with questions, And set me to stand on the brink. Where the sun and the moon were as brothers, And all that was left was to think. Q: Why are you just standing here on this cliff-top watching the eclipse? A: I'd do it again if they let me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you just standing here on this cliff-top watching the eclipse? A: I'd do it again if they let me. Q) I saw you performing Jail House Rock from the Pen Last nihgt Jake, was it worth it? A) Cowboy Song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Cowboy Song. Q: What one thing that cowboys are known for was not included in "Brokeback Mt."? A: Superman couldn't have said it better. OT: I really liked your last question Enforcer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What one thing that cowboys are known for was not included in "Brokeback Mt."? A: Superman couldn't have said it better. Q: What snide remark mad by Lois Lane after one of his speeches caused Lex Luthor to sock her one in the kisser ? A: What have you done with him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: What have you done with him ? Q: I have captured NuisanceMan and worked my will upon him! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-etc! A: On the rotating platform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the rotating platform. Q: Where are we going to film this scene of our porn movie? A: every family needs $2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: every family needs $2000. Q: Why are you offereing to buy the first born child of each married couple? Especially for such a price? A: That's why I didn't call it a "lazy Susan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why I didn't call it a "lazy Susan." Q: Did your girlfreind threaten to kill you if you named your new sex technique after her? A: I lost count at 5,000,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did your girlfreind threaten to kill you if you named your new sex technique after her? A: I lost count at 5,000,000. Q: How many people are lined up to beat Pat Robertson to a pulp with baseball bats ? A: Did you take my car keys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Did you take my car keys ? Q: This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen: it looks like an alien vibrating sex toy with little twisted metal flanges sticking out all over. Ever see anything like this before? A: That's what it takes to get a tribble to stop answering questions with more questions. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen: it looks like an alien vibrating sex toy with little twisted metal flanges sticking out all over. Ever see anything like this before? A: That's what it takes to get a tribble to stop answering questions with more questions. Q: Why did you send Gillian Anderson clad in a skintight purple catsuit over to see Death Tribble ? A: Are you afraid ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you send Gillian Anderson clad in a skintight purple catsuit over to see Death Tribble ? A: Are you afraid ? Q) Are you always so noncomittal? A) I claim this Cheese in the name of the Holy Squeak Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I claim this Cheese in the name of the Holy Squeak Empire. Q: I'm begining to think you are a were-rat. A:I hate spring cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm begining to think you are a were-rat. A:I hate spring cleaning. Q) Why did you torch your house? A) Vinter Blahs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Vinter Blahs. Q: Vhy are you so much vit' der not liking der snows? A: It's the biggest hard drive I ever saw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Vhy are you so much vit' der not liking der snows? A: It's the biggest hard drive I ever saw! Q: What line from the pornographic version of the Matrix had Keanu Reeves weting himself with laughter ? A: Where's my partner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line from the pornographic version of the Matrix had Keanu Reeves weting himself with laughter ? A: Where's my partner ? Q) would you like to dance? A) Truth Be told, it's cubic zircona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) would you like to dance? A) Truth Be told, it's cubic zircona A: Is that a glass eye? Q: We have explosive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Is that a glass eye? Q: We have explosive. Q) Okay, earthling, why should we give you back your articles? A) Come on, how often do I get to do a grammar joke? I had to take that chance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Come on' date=' how often do I get to do a grammar joke? I had to take that chance![/quote'] Q: It really wasn't good taste to tell obscene limericks has his grandmother's funeral, especially about her. Couldn't you at least apologize? A: They overcharged me for the bourbon, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They overcharged me for the bourbon, too. Q: Let me get this straight. You were in a bar in Texas, trying to get drunk, because of the bad break-up of your last relationship, where she took your car, and you got arrested? A:You get a free physical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let me get this straight. You were in a bar in Texas, trying to get drunk, because of the bad break-up of your last relationship, where she took your car, and you got arrested? A:You get a free physical. Q) Why would I give you a Mental? A) This insanity was brought to you by the letter Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) This insanity was brought to you by the letter Cheese. q: Man, Don't you taste these colors and see the awesome music? A:My Cap lock was on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A:My Cap lock was on. Q: Why was The World's Greatest Thiefâ„¢ unable to steal your hat? A: Cold fondue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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