Cancer Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Brandy' date=' and she's nekkid.[/quote'] Q: What on Earth is in that oversized snifter? A: It's a nitrocellulose doormat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What on Earth is in that oversized snifter? A: It's a nitrocellulose doormat. Q: WHy do salesmen blow up as they reach our porch? A: All 24 episodes in 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy do salesmen blow up as they reach our porch? A: All 24 episodes in 3 days. Q: What fan boy saying can you use to totally confuse Dick Cheney and George W Bush as to what you are planning to watch or do ? A: Why else would you want me out there with you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Why else would you want me out there with you ? Q: So you are willing to serve as my decoy, then? A: Maximum pleasure for maximum fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you are willing to serve as my decoy, then? A: Maximum pleasure for maximum fun. Q) Do you always double date the Redundant Sisters? A) Unemployment beckons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Unemployment beckons. Q: Why must you move to the poor house? A: He soon took every opportunity to operate the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why must you move to the poor house? A: He soon took every opportunity to operate the box. Q: Why is he being chased by a really dude stuck full of pins? A: I have a dent in my head now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a dent in my head now... Q: Have there been any after effects from swan-diving into that empty pool? A: It was just a comb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have there been any after effects from swan-diving into that empty pool? A: It was just a comb! Q) That was the greatest, most thoughtful gift anyone has ever given me. How can I thank you? A) I think it was a euphamism for sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I think it was a euphamism for sex. Q: What did she mean when she said she wanted to bust me like a wild stallion? A: I miss them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I miss them. Q: Whatever happened to peace, love, and understanding? A: It's a really nice sparkly doohickey that'll impress all the babes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whatever happened to peace, love, and understanding? A: It's a really nice sparkly doohickey that'll impress all the babes. Q: what is that... ummmm, thing at the end of your.... ummmm....... A: No, I'm not taking off the raincoat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, I'm not taking off the raincoat. Q: Can I see the outfit you are wearing that is made from tissue paper? A: If I said it is not here, then it is elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I see the outfit you are wearing that is made from tissue paper? A: If I said it is not here, then it is elsewhere. Q) Isn't that a detonator you are holding behind your back? A) Sorry, I only feel up to a 17 skiddoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Isn't that a detonator you are holding behind your back? A) Sorry, I only feel up to a 17 skiddoo. Q) Why aren't you skipping down the sidewalk like you usually do? A) Entropy, Empathy, Ecstasy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Entropy, Empathy, Ecstasy.. Q: WHat are the 3 stages of teenager? A: huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: huh? Q: What? A: I've seen batter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've seen batter. Q: What did the cook say that got him hired as a Pastry Chef? A: He plotted to skill two dozen people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He plotted to skill two dozen people. Q: Why was The Man Who Knows How To Do Everything arrested for conspiracy? A: Pan-fried book trout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was The Man Who Knows How To Do Everything arrested for conspiracy? A: Pan-fried book trout. Q. What was Dr Destroyer's secret weapon for destroying Bolivia ? A. Where's my partner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Where's my partner ? Q: Well, you completely bolixed up that square dance! A: A dormer window would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, you completely bolixed up that square dance! A: A dormer window would do. Q) So this dorm window isn't going to work? What should I use? A) Time travelling pranksters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So this dorm window isn't going to work? What should I use? A) Time travelling pranksters. Q: What happened to your mutton chops? A: a litt bit of this, a little bit of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to your mutton chops? A: a litt bit of this, a little bit of that Q: So, what is your recipe for quantum stew? A: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer... Q: Have you stopped beating your Husband? A: I tap for 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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