Tim Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: get in the car, there's no time ! Q: Why is all the traffic frozen but us? A: Not in your Girls Gone Wildest Dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is all the traffic frozen but us? A: Not in your Girls Gone Wildest Dreams. Q: What chance do I have of being nailed by Cameron Diaz and Liz Hurley if I sing the Rod Stewart number 'If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know' ? A: Something's wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Something's wrong. Q: Something and Nothing are having a big arguement about who would win, Batman or Captain America. Something says Batman. A: I'm trying to get on his good side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Something and Nothing are having a big arguement about who would win, Batman or Captain America. Something says Batman. A: I'm trying to get on his good side. Q: Why are you sucking up to Lex Luthor ? A: Somebody's got to stay with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somebody's got to stay with you. Q: That's ... that's ... that's CTHULHU!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE! A: You're over-reacting. Get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's . . . It's the end of the world!!! Are we all doomed?!? A: You mean domed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You mean domed. Q: It's . . . It's the end of the world!!! Are we all doomed?!? A: I'll invade the Middle East from Suthern Europe with 20 armies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll invade the Middle East from Suthern Europe with 20 armies. Q: What was Bush overheard muttering in his sleep during a wet-dream? A: Perhaps too overtly political. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Bush overheard muttering in his sleep during a wet-dream? A: Perhaps too overtly political. Q: What was the reason for turning down the advert featuring bikini-clad babes which had the tag line 'only a Republican could nail these beauties' ? A: Next time, you're buying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next time, you're buying Q: Thank you for this delicious 7 course meal. Can we do this again sometime? A: lower away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: lower away. Q: Higher towards and...? A: I have nothing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have nothing to say. Q: Mr. Moore, what is your response to your being a complete @$$. A: It was a cheap shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. Moore, what is your response to your being a complete @$$. A: It was a cheap shot. Q: Mr. Moore, what is your response to being called a complete @$$? A: You're thinking of the wrong Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're thinking of the wrong Paris. Q: I didn't know the Helmsman of the "Enterprise" (NX-01) did a porno? A: She has got a great set of pipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I didn't know the Helmsman of the "Enterprise" (NX-01) did a porno? A: She has got a great set of pipes. Q: What one liner in Pipe Collector monthly set ex-Senator Jessie Helms of Louisiana into a fit of apoplexy when he mistakenly attributed it to an article about Laura Bush in Hustler ? A: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston Q: I bored. Want to do something? A: White Tribbles can't purr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I bored. Want to do something? A: White Tribbles can't purr. Q: What reason best explains Zornwil's failure to surprise Death Tribble with sexy female tribbles as a setup for the beating he had planned for him ? A: She was with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: She was with me. Q: Where was she? A: Was that sufficiently vague? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where was she? A: Was that sufficiently vague? Q) Why are you questioning with your answer? A) Two doezen crap dipped roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Two doezen crap dipped roses. Q: What is that aroma coming from the flower shop? A: More power to the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that aroma coming from the flower shop? A: More power to the people. Q: What was Enron's slogan during the blackouts in California ? A: She's in there right now saying the same thing about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Enron's slogan during the blackouts in California ? A: She's in there right now saying the same thing about you Q) Why does Salma Hayek invade my dreams so? A) Okay, perhaps not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Okay, perhaps not. Q: So does Salma Hayek really invade your dreams? A: It's only going to be a limited operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So does Salma Hayek really invade your dreams? A: It's only going to be a limited operation. Q: What is the infamous line of the fearsome Dr CEO ? A: They're asking for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're asking for you Q: I'm supposed to be the guest of honor at a Cannibal convention? A: They are Wholey holey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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